DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

My theory is that it's an ego thing for Phil. Even fellow dent Jayde has said negative things about stuff Phil is doing. Rob on wheels turned his chair on him, SBM and him don't see eye to eye, and the rest of the dents are ironic larpers or half detractors like OIC.

Derich is literally the only fan he has that completely agrees that Phil did nothing wrong, Phil did everything correct. Even among dents that makes him special. Engaging with Derich makes him feel like a normal content creator who isn't near-universally hated and also gives him the ego boost of owning the trolls by being able to say, "See, Derich doesn't give me money and we have positive chill fun interactions".

The funny part though is he picked a genuine pedophile to be his favorite fan, and without shame defends the guy who had 20+ playlists of "beautiful little girls"

Yeah that might be why he's so reluctant on defending and protecting Derich. He's the only genuine fan, but turns out he's a hardcore degenerate so Phil has to pretty much sweep that shit under the rug so no one can see that the type of people that share some sort of parasocial relationship with him, are fucking sick retards.

Also just feel like this whole prestream was posturing for Craig since he knows eyes are on him. I'm still going through the rest of the prestream but that's what I got from it so far.

edit:

Here is the thing Phil. You dumped on the guy too.

Also heres another thing, dude.

He had the receipts.

You haven't had any receipts for 10 years to clear your name. It has been all documented.
It really doesn't matter anyway. You will always be the guy that jacked off on stream, and ProJared will always be the guy in a Sailor Mercury costume.

 

[uncritically]

DSP has been going through his rolodex of tactics for begging lately, but he hasn't really done anything egregious(for him) yet.. Normally by now he'd be chiding and insulting his fanbase for not donating enough..
Then i realized he most likely has been holding back on the hardcore begging/shittier behavior because he knew he had the podcast coming up. He probably didn't want them to tune into a stream and catch him shitting on his fans like he normally does. If this is Dave on his best behavior(even seems like hes snorting less), i cant wait til he realizes his attempt to manipulate people into thinking he is the victim isnt going to work, and he goes back to his regular miserable, gin fueled, hateful self.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I haven’t even listened to any clips and I already know this podcast is hot diarrhea. If someone can’t understand how Phil is a grifter piece of shit after doing 2-3 hours of their own research, they don’t deserve a platform.

Craig did 12.

DSP has been going through his rolodex of tactics for begging lately, but he hasn't really done anything egregious(for him) yet.. Normally by now he'd be chiding and insulting his fanbase for not donating enough..
Then i realized he most likely has been holding back on the hardcore begging/shittier behavior because he knew he had the podcast coming up. He probably didn't want them to tune into a stream and catch him shitting on his fans like he normally does. If this is Dave on his best behavior(even seems like hes snorting less), i cant wait til he realizes his attempt to manipulate people into thinking he is the victim isnt going to work, and he goes back to his regular miserable, gin fueled, hateful self.

All he's done for the last month is beg about memebers. All he ever does is beg. Even when he wasn't begging, he was begging, and he was never subtle about it. There was no sneak begging, just begging, and begging constantly.

Any stream you can tune in and all it takes is like fifteen minutes to witness a beg. Even while ranting for 45 minutes today, and receiving various superchats, he found ways to insert begs and drop twitch lore.

He cannot stop begging. Even when he isn't, he is. It's perpetual cycle of begging. It never goes away. It's just comes in various forms of severity.

Ordinary gamer and keems conversation really puts it into good terms. He's addicted to begging and being seen as down on his luck. So much so that in ingrained in his subconscious. He begs on autopilot.

 

[Sup3r]

Oh my fucking god, he's doing a daily members goal now. Expect constant begging for members, just like he does with tips...

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I'd bet it's to prevent the absolute shitshows that come from the massive member bombs. It's twice in the span of a year that memberships have caused him to cower with his tail between his legs.

Yeah that might be why he's so reluctant on defending and protecting Derich. He's the only genuine fan, but turns out he's a hardcore degenerate so Phil has to pretty much sweep that shit under the rug so no one can see that the type of people that share some sort of parasocial relationship with him, are fucking sick retards.

Also just feel like this whole prestream was posturing for Craig since he knows eyes are on him. I'm still going through the rest of the prestream but that's what I got from it so far.

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Here is the thing Phil. You dumped on the guy too.

Also heres another thing, dude.

He had the receipts.

You haven't had any receipts for 10 years to clear your name. It has been all documented.
It really doesn't matter anyway. You will always be the guy that jacked off on stream, and ProJared will always be the guy in a Sailor Mercury costume.

Fucker can't even create a pity party for himself without having to lie through his teeth. Guess Jake James Lugo doesn't exist now huh? And that's not counting that he did get multiple offers for an interview when he first announced it, including destiny. He's had so many opportunities, more than projared ever had, to exhonorate himself yet decides to hide like a little bitch every time. It'd be so much simpler and better for himself, if he was innocent, to just show his reciepts, to properly respond to the claims against him. Wouldn't it be a productive "podcast"?

And to act like his "interview" with quarterpounder was anything less than blowing smoke up his own ass is all you need to know that he has zero fucking intention to ever help himself. It was pointless to have him on because no one learned anything that they didn't already hear from the past decade. This is why no one wants to get his side of the story: he has zero desire to ever address it, to capitalise on what he could have. It's why he had to rely on getting someone like Craig, someone who was even more out of the loop than sir moist. You can bet he was pissed when the podcast appearance was leaked and Craig started showing interest in seeing the bigger picture.

DSP has been going through his rolodex of tactics for begging lately, but he hasn't really done anything egregious(for him) yet.. Normally by now he'd be chiding and insulting his fanbase for not donating enough..
Then i realized he most likely has been holding back on the hardcore begging/shittier behavior because he knew he had the podcast coming up. He probably didn't want them to tune into a stream and catch him shitting on his fans like he normally does. If this is Dave on his best behavior(even seems like hes snorting less), i cant wait til he realizes his attempt to manipulate people into thinking he is the victim isnt going to work, and he goes back to his regular miserable, gin fueled, hateful self.

I think it's more that he's completely focused on trying to build up and double dip on memberships to truly care. He's obviously shaken over the whole 100 member drop and even after lowering the goal still couldn't hit it. It's almost like he's becoming bitter over the member bombs.

 

[uncritically]

Craig did 12.

All he's done for the last month is beg about memebers. All he ever does is beg. Even when he wasn't begging, he was begging, and he was never subtle about it. There was no sneak begging, just begging, and begging constantly.

Any stream you can tune in and all it takes is like fifteen minutes to witness a beg. Even while ranting for 45 minutes today, and receiving various superchats, he found ways to insert begs and drop twitch lore.

He cannot stop begging. Even when he isn't, he is. It's perpetual cycle of begging. It never goes away. It's just comes in various forms of severity.

Ordinary gamer and keems conversation really puts it into good terms. He's addicted to begging and being seen as down on his luck. So much so that in ingrained in his subconscious. He begs on autopilot.

Oh, I not saying he has improved his begging at all; I just think he's just not being as horrible as he normally would be if there wasn't a carrot on a stick in front of him(the podcast).
By now, i feel like he would have already had a chimp out under normal circumstances. full on blamed the viewers for not stepping up, and insulting every single comment that doesn't kiss his ass. Pathetic as it is this is DSP holding back, imo. lol.

I think it's more that he's completely focused on trying to build up and double dip on memberships to truly care. He's obviously shaken over the whole 100 member drop and even after lowering the goal still couldn't hit it. It's almost like he's becoming bitter over the member bombs.

Fair enough, i hadn't thought about that. However i still feel like him not hitting the donation goal this often would nag at his ego a lot more than he's letting on.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Oops I pulled a Phil. I didn't mean to use reluctant there for defending derich. I just wanted to sound smart and meant the opposite.

And to act like his "interview" with quarterpounder was anything less than blowing smoke up his own ass is all you need to know that he has zero fucking intention to ever help himself. It was pointless to have him on because no one learned anything that they didn't already hear from the past decade. This is why no one wants to get his side of the story: he has zero desire to ever address it, to capitalise on what he could have. It's why he had to rely on getting someone like Craig, someone who was even more out of the loop than sir moist. You can bet he was pissed when the podcast appearance was leaked and Craig started showing interest in seeing the bigger picture.

Yeah that's the thing. You have to show some vulnerability here if you want to get any sort of inside of the story. The "protecting" your family and well being bullshit is just a cop out because he knows he can't show the receipts for doordash, Total Wine etc. The identity theft is somewhat true, they had to pretend to be him to get the account, but the stealing thousands of dollars part is total fuckin horseshit because that would mean he had thousands to begin with(and that goes against the narrative that this nigga is fuckin' broke all the time).

He wants his cake and eat it too here. Want's to get away with lying and being a complete bullshitter while telling people he's actually innocent and that he's such a great honest guy. It will never fly. This man's life is a fuckin' huge lie.

Honestly the only way he can get a proper interview, is when he's not being interviewed and it's someone with immense knowledge who can actually answer these things truthfully instead of gettin softballed questions because it might make Phil squirm in his seat due to having to tell the truth for once.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil won't talk about the banks leaks, but is all the more willing to talk about his car bill that detractors dug up (and were wrong about). All in order to play that victim card because it's easy. Phil, anyone with a modicum of grey matter can see you're hiding something with this. Coupled with all of the video evidence (that is in context, by the way) of you acting like you usually do, you'd best hope that Craig doesn't press you on things.

And no, threatening to walk out of the interview won't make it go away. It just incriminates you further.

 

[Corpun]

Alright I'll admit something. I had an autistic plan to pose as a game journos and hit Phil's emials up pretending I wanted to write and article about him that would basically be sucking him off because that would be the best bait for his ego. I never went though with it because I've always been convinced he'd blow it off and I had a super autistic idea of DMing random people in this thread for questions they'd want Phil to answer that he'd actually maybe answer.

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Totally genuine, much transparency email correspondence.

Edit: Stuttering Fags response:

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Every time this faggot using muh family I want to punch him more. If this interview still goes through, which I doubt, it will be worst than the goutening interview. What is really interesting is he hasn't mentioned this to his dents yet, so he probably thinks it will be a huge reveal just like Jasper Kitty and DSP Reacts.

New awful short.

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DasBoCuck isn't even trying anymore. What will Phil do if he ropes himself?

 

[Dona Morte]

DSP is tremendously lucky he is so fucking BORING to the people outside of the vortex.

A phet polish beggar who just well begs?

Peel away the layers and you see how much of a lol cow this guy is.
1. Shitty friend.
2. Shitty partner.
3. Shitty husband.
4. Shitty business owner.
5. Shitty merchendiser.
6. Shitty budget maker.
7. Shitty human.
8. Shitty content creator.

About Stuttering Craig. His dumb ass of a take "his finances are no of my business".
DSP got very lucky that Jayde's mother is a waste of skin as a guardian and a protector, and furthermore that the boyfriend did not do all in his powerto Thanos this prick off YouTube.
Make an enemy out of th wrong dent, and it's over.
So no "Stuttering Craig" it DOES matter what DSP spends his money on.

I am not interested in this interview because of the aura of meekness, and push over he creates.
This is what will happen:
DSP will talk over him.
DSP will drive the interview.
He will sit in the corner smiling awkwardly and tacitly not pushing further.

Here is how I would handle DSP:
Here is the list of questions.
No doxing of his information in the chat.
No asking about his wife. (No one cares about her TBH, she is complicit in this scheme).
No re-telling of stories from ages ago. No one cares about your salad tossing, no one cares about your helicopter story.

DETAILS: what you saw, heard, and where were you at when you saw or heard it. Any answers will require proof shown to me at the promise of not being revealed.
Same thing with the questions- proof about Bankrupcy and Champions dealing.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil really trying to be on his best behaviour with the interview coming up. Too bad it's the equivalent of a kid trying to suck up to his parents in order to get that new Wolverine figure when they said "We'll see.".

Of course, portraying yourself as "one of the most harassed people online" at the same time doesn't work when people aren't fucking idiots, Phil.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I don't know about anyone else, but I have insanely low expectations for this interview.

I'm half expecting this to be a little harder than Quartering's interview, but I think that Phil's just gonna retreat into his shell and no useful information is going to come out of this.

The best that I could hope for is that this interview goes poorly for Phil and he ends up retreating into his little bubble.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I don't know about anyone else, but I have insanely low expectations for this interview.

personally i'm expecting phil to go over there in person and half way through the interview craig pulls off his mask and it's tevin.

 

[ZehnBoat]

You guys think Phil is trying to pig his way into being a regular on Craig's podcast? I'm surprised Khat is letting him appear on a podcast that features a female gamer

a regular?
surely you jest?

the moment he tries to be "one of the guys" and tries to shoot the shit is the moment he falls back and becomes uncomfortable
the moment he becomes overshadowed. he can't have that

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I like how Phil's trying to bring up his "family" potentially being in danger by saying that, for years now, everyone in his life has been publicly doxed, to the point they have cellphone numbers of his wife and family and all that jazz. So...okay, how would doing an interview put them in more danger if all that information is already out there. That implies, despite the information being out there, they're somehow safe, but doing the interview would change that how? The only argument I can think of is detractors would come in and spam his number or whatever in chat, but if the trolls already have it and that information is already out there, what's the risk? If the trolls aren't doing anything with it, I don't see how Joe rando from another channel is going to get that information and use it to destroy DSP's family.

And if he's trying to imply he doesn't want questions about that asked...did he think that was going to come up? That someone would be like "Hey Phil, is this your address and phone number?" as one of the questions. I know, I know, Phil is awful at making excuses and just trots out the same lazy ones that make no sense, but this instance was especially amusing because it really made no sense at all.

 

[BallBuster II]

Hopefully Craig asks some questions that really throws this dumbass off balance: "You've been in Washington for a decade and haven't made one in real life friend. Why is that?"

 

[PutridElephant]

@Agent Proper They should ask about Phil's claims about Paypal and the information he gets

 

[grump]

You guys think Phil is trying to pig his way into being a regular on Craig's podcast? I'm surprised Khat is letting him appear on a podcast that features a female gamer

Of course not, he gives as little of a shit about him as he does anyone else, let alone playing second fiddle. Like the Quartering this is attempt #342345 of stepping on the shoulders of someone with higher clout. phil delusionally thinks snorting to some guys who were C list internet celebrities a decade ago is somehow going to magically crack open the floodgates for those sweet sweet mrbeast watchimg, pronoun posting, tiktok dancing bux propelling him to the mainstream superstar pewdiepie status his craved all his life. And of course he will fail and grumpily go back to extracting money from his 5 paypigs. So don't worry, whether or not craig lets phil make a fool of him this will just end up being a colossal waste of time anyway.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Anywho, Wolong, he's hyping it up too much, the game is EZ-souls. It tries to be sekiro but just misses the mark, the parry window is huge and it runs like shit, allah peepeepull have said it runs like shit on the xbox

Well, you said that but we already had:
"This game is bad, if it weren't made by the Nioh developers people would rightfully call it a bad game"
"I could make a better game"
"This game isn't fair"
"This game needs to tell me beforehand what the boss' moves are in a tutorial or it needs to let me take several hits and not just kill me right away!"
Zero spatial awareness, keeps either dropping off ledges or getting the camera stuck at a wall due to his extremely passive "always gotta back up" bitchmade playstyle. Keeps trying to facetank through every single enemy attack because he just keeps mashing attacks whenever he's in front of an enemy after he evaded just one of their attacks. Bitching about moofs not coming out and them being delayed. Bitching about the moofs and mekhenikz being too complex.

Yup, it's Soulslike time.

The only "novelty" if you wanna call it that is him trying to turn the game into Fallout New Vegas by trying to hang back and letting his AI companions do all the work. Unfortunately for Phail the AI companions are extremely passive and only go on the offensive when the player does, big ups to Team Ninja for making them work this way.

 

[Whaler]

I like how Phil's trying to bring up his "family" potentially being in danger by saying that, for years now, everyone in his life has been publicly doxed, to the point they have cellphone numbers of his wife and family and all that jazz. So...okay, how would doing an interview put them in more danger if all that information is already out there. That implies, despite the information being out there, they're somehow safe, but doing the interview would change that how? The only argument I can think of is detractors would come in and spam his number or whatever in chat, but if the trolls already have it and that information is already out there, what's the risk? If the trolls aren't doing anything with it, I don't see how Joe rando from another channel is going to get that information and use it to destroy DSP's family.

And if he's trying to imply he doesn't want questions about that asked...did he think that was going to come up? That someone would be like "Hey Phil, is this your address and phone number?" as one of the questions. I know, I know, Phil is awful at making excuses and just trots out the same lazy ones that make no sense, but this instance was especially amusing because it really made no sense at all.

It's highly likely that during the Podcast Craig could say the activation phrase for a hitman to kill DSPs family or some such horseshit that I'm sure DSP thinks happens all the time because he saw it in a movie like Zoolander once.

 

[grump]

I like how Phil's trying to bring up his "family" potentially being in danger by saying that, for years now, everyone in his life has been publicly doxed, to the point they have cellphone numbers of his wife and family and all that jazz. So...okay, how would doing an interview put them in more danger if all that information is already out there. That implies, despite the information being out there, they're somehow safe, but doing the interview would change that how? The only argument I can think of is detractors would come in and spam his number or whatever in chat, but if the trolls already have it and that information is already out there, what's the risk? If the trolls aren't doing anything with it, I don't see how Joe rando from another channel is going to get that information and use it to destroy DSP's family.

And if he's trying to imply he doesn't want questions about that asked...did he think that was going to come up? That someone would be like "Hey Phil, is this your address and phone number?" as one of the questions. I know, I know, Phil is awful at making excuses and just trots out the same lazy ones that make no sense, but this instance was especially amusing because it really made no sense at all.

Detractors, or more likely jilted paypigs have had a decade of phil's location out for anyone to see and countless triggering incidents to hunt him down. But they're only going to go through with it if Craig pushes too hard on the WWEC questioning.