Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[LavenderMenace]

I believe Keffals admitting himself into rehab as much as I believe he’s a woman.

That greaseball aint giving up his most powerful vice, being online.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I feel in speculating the Keffals rehab situation, these are some of the big questions coming up:

1. Is Lucas actually in rehab or is it a cover up?
2. Did Lucas go to Ireland again?
3. Does Lucas have control over his mom's social media accounts?

Feel free to add on to this list if I missed anything, these are the main points of contention that come to my mind regarding this whole thing.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Wow. The amount of Kiwis who have extremely specific and personal knowledge of all types of drugs, usage and possible consequences/side effects is pretty extensive. I didn't know that so many kiwis studied biochemistry and medicine in uni.

Local Canadian toxicologist and rehab care physician here. I have studied the effects of coke and weed for over 20 years and I personally know Keffels. You can trust me with absolute confidence when I say that he is suffering from a very advanced addiction, and will be dying in less than 48 hours unless he gets a lil bit of that zaza

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Local Canadian toxicologist and rehab care physician here. I have studied the effects of coke and weed for over 20 years and I personally know Keffels. You can trust me with absolute confidence when I say that he is suffering from a very advanced addiction, and will be dying in less than 48 hours unless he gets a lil bit of that zaza

Keffals should be able to afford it. The grift money hasn't run out yet right ? I don't know how they blew threw the money this fast. Also there is Density's planned lawsuit hanging over his head. I don't know if it will happen but I kind of hope it does just so Kefflas loses money. Even if he can win it will still take time and money to fight.
I hate Keffals so much, we all know the Sam Hyde quote “When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. “ This is all so true about Keffals. He has said that she will dox and harass anyone who even uses Kiwi farms that includes anyone reading this. Keffals supports people like bob posting who groom kids into HRT. He hates you and at best wants your life ruined and let's be real probably wants you dead.
I see their battle with addiction and I am rooting for the addiction.

This man has lied about so much I don't know why people are taking the rehab at face value

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

True story:

I had a fucking crazy dream nightmare dream last night….

I was in some weird shared housing situation type deal with multiple bunk beds in each bedroom. Keffals was in my room in a bunk across from me and trying the absolute hardest to make friends with everyone, and especially me for some reason (I’m not that cool)?…

At one point, in a desperate attempt to get me to be his friend somehow, he literally tossed like 2 handfuls of adderall and Percocet in my lap, no warning, in front of the other people in the room…. I gave them back, but then he left them in a pile on my bunk after I left?….The end lol

It’s almost like my inner consciousness is trying to tell me something….. I think I can interpret this…..Keffals is a desperate, friendless drug addict that people can’t be fucked to bother with….even the subconscious mind knows this….

Dreams really do come true

 

[ShrekFarts]

Curious, why do so many people here want to give Keffals a ‘W’ for admitting that they have a substance abuse problem? Yes, it’s step one, but it’s honestly effortless. Saying you have a drug problem is like saying there’s a grease fire in your house, it doesn’t matter if you don’t do anything about it.

I don’t like Keffals. I think Keffals is a loathsome, disgusting creature. I have known many acquaintances that have battled substance abuse issues and know that it requires a Herculean effort to overcome them completely. Keffals might have all of the willpower in the world to overcome addiction, but the hug box he subscribes to will easily and readily enable him to go back to his habits.

I’ve never done any hard drugs as I’ve been sideline witness to how badly they can destroy people, but I’ve also been around several people who fought to get clean. One of the biggest vectors between kicking the habit or relapsing are those you associate with. All of Keffals’ friends and supporters are weird degenerates and I would estimate that a sizable portion of them are also addicts. You’ve got to be totally rid of these influences when you’re trying to get clean, and Keffals is most likely unwilling to part with whatever bit of infamy they’ve accrued over the last year.

No Ws here, just the story of yet another drug-addled sex pest

Normally I would applaud the "I admit I have a problem" step of an addict's journey, but to me the timing is just too convenient to make me think that this wasn't an attempt to get some of the heat off of him.

"Oh, my actions on the internet are being held to a higher scrutiny? Let me just come out with my drug problem to get sympathy and to excuse my vile actions".

 

[Tetragrammaton]

All of Keffals’ friends and supporters are weird degenerates and I would estimate that a sizable portion of them are also addicts. You’ve got to be totally rid of these influences when you’re trying to get clean, and Keffals is most likely unwilling to part with whatever bit of infamy they’ve accrued over the last year.

thats the part that makes me doubt keffals is in rehab. like you said part of getting clean involves getting rid of those types of influences in your life. for keffals that would mean cutting contact with a fair amount of his supporters and with things that may trigger him to relapse in general.

which could mean going as far as staying off the internet forever if the people going after him are something that triggers a relapse. i do not believe he can do that. but we will see once he returns because if anything is for sure here its that he will come back. he cant help himself.

 

[Oh_Snap]

Kinda Junkie-Levelling here but I feel like I could provide a lot of perspective to the drug and rehab situation in Ontario as I was a Junkie for 4-5 years and went to 4 different private rehabs in Southern Ontario and now have been clean for closing in on 3 years.

I don't have anything to add, but just wanted to say congrats man. Wishing you the best as you keep moving forward.

 

[Space Police]

Normally I would applaud the "I admit I have a problem" step of an addict's journey, but to me the timing is just too convenient to make me think that this wasn't an attempt to get some of the heat off of him.

"Oh, my actions on the internet are being held to a higher scrutiny? Let me just come out with my drug problem to get sympathy and to excuse my vile actions".

Lucas has been acting like anything but an addict who sincerely wants to get sober. The tweets where he said "If they truly wanted me to get better, they could show compassion" and "shaming people for it and mocking people for it does not encourage them to get help and get better. please do better" are so manipulative -- he's telling Twitter that his addiction is their responsibility, when in fact it's his responsibility and his alone. Addicts who say things like that are looking for an excuse not to get sober and for people to join their pity party. If he was really interested in recovery, he wouldn't be guilt tripping people like this -- and he probably knows this since this isn't his first time with rehab and recovery. He'd also be taking accountability for his actions and not trying to blame them on his addiction.

I don't doubt Lucas had a low (especially with the massive drop in his Twitter following), but it wasn't rock bottom if he's still saying things like that. Rock bottom is still far off for Lucas, and his ego and "gender identity" (which I consider to be one because of the shield being a troon has given him) may never allow him to reach rock bottom and recover from his addictions. Reaching rock bottom would probably involve him detransitioning, and as long as he knows he can run off to a hugbox that will tell him he's a woman, he'll continue to detach from the reality of his situation (that he's a man and a groomer who has done lots of horrible things for the glorification of his ego), which must be accepted in full to even begin recovery.

 

[Flight Deck]

Imagine being such a habitual liar, proven fraud, selfish freakshow of a narcissist that you've given onlookers enough legitimate reasons to suspect or outright believe that you might actually be a drug addict and that you're enough of a shitty person to lie about going to rehab.

 

[Sprocket]

Curious, why do so many people here want to give Keffals a ‘W’ for admitting that they have a substance abuse problem? Yes, it’s step one, but it’s honestly effortless. Saying you have a drug problem is like saying there’s a grease fire in your house, it doesn’t matter if you don’t do anything about it.

I also think congratulating and praising people for getting clean is dumb. All they deserve is a punch in the dick for getting on that shit in the first place.

EDIT: Those rating this post dumb need to consider a few things. A drug problem doesn't just fuck things up for the user, it fucks things up for people close to them too. Family and friends that care about them go through shit as well. Drug addictics generally run out of money too feed their habit. A lot of them turn to stealing, and often from family and friends. Some do worse to get their next fix, let alone some of the screwed up shit they do while under the influence. Relationships turn sour. Tremendous strain is placed especially on the addict's parents. There's cases where the parent's happy marriages fails. Those situations are ugly and unpleasant as fuck.

Congratulating and praising people for shit they're SUPPOSED TO DO is dumb. Returning to the state of a normal functioning member of society is a good thing, yes, but a repeated solid kick in the balls is deserved for getting hooked in the first place.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Imagine being such a habitual liar, proven fraud, selfish freakshow of a narcissist that you've given onlookers enough legitimate reasons to suspect or outright believe that you might actually be a drug addict and that you're enough of a shitty person to lie about going to rehab.

Imagine doing all that and the troon community on twitter still support you.

 

[Trianon]

In Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lector does explicitly say that Buffalo Bill isn't a transgender. Him being AGP is the very obvious implication.
"Billy is not a real transsexual. But he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect."

Buffalo bill also says this to himself when cross dressing "Would you fuck me? Come on. Take that bone. I'd fuck me. Come on. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard." AGP as you probably know is basically being attracted to a gender swapped version of yourself.

Some say these lines might have been added to not offend troons but I disagree. Troons were barley even a thing at the time also this line would still anger troons because the mainstream opinion on troons is that there is no such thing as someone who isn't really trans and that if someone thinks they are trans they just are and it can't be questioned.

Those lines are lifted directly from FBI lectures about criminal profiling and Johns Hopkins clinician interviews done by the author. You're right, it wasn't a hedge, it's just what the research said at the time. It's mostly there to make the criminal research sections credible, because Thomas Harris was just a layman who found it interesting and was read up on the latest investigation techniques.

I think Dylan's HSTS nature is hidden because he's following the more "obvious" AGP script that his talent agency handlers think all troons are. It doesn't quite cohere because he's so fake and is playing up elements he thinks the audience expects to see in a transition.

Lucas is too lazy to fit the script and regularly slips back into a dirtbag teen boy mindset.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If Lucas is actually in rehab, he's in for barbiturates. Per his claim of detox possibly killing him, and if I remember my court ordered education correctly, the only two kinds of withdrawals that can kill you are alcohol & barbiturates and him not seeming wasted enough on stream, I can only conclude he was abusing barbiturates.
ED: forgot a word

I dunno, I don't know where the fuck he'd find Barbs these days, it's not the 80's, he's not gonna find some nigger selling Yellow Jackets, or trying to offload fucking Seconal on the streets. I don't think they're even prescribed anymore outside of in -patient psychiatric hospitals and Swiss suicide clinics.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph was asked if he would have moob sex with Lucas Roberts if his head was stuffed in a paper bag.
Ethan Ralph pauses for a total of 12 seconds and responds with "that's a ridiculous question but his boobs are large".
So the answer is "yes, I would".

(@BBChannel for the clip, thanks.)

 

[Troon Destroyer]

And just like that the thread is 3100 pages! Thanks for bringing so much milk, Koffell! And Semper Fi to all the people who jumped into the Amhole to bring us content!

It's still Year of the Cow for us, hopefully Keff will do extremely retarded things at least once a month so that the thread will grow.

Ethan Ralph was asked if he would have moob sex with Lucas Roberts if his head was stuffed in a paper bag.
Ethan Ralph pauses for a total of 12 seconds and responds with "that's a ridiculous question but his boobs are large".
So the answer is "yes, I would".

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(@BBChannel for the clip, thanks.)

Gunt proves himself to be a trannyfucker, how long do you people give until he impregnates a shemale?

 

[Vulkan]

And just like that the thread is 3100 pages! Thanks for bringing so much milk, Koffell! And Semper Fi to all the people who jumped into the Amhole to bring us content!

It's still Year of the Cow for us, hopefully Keff will do extremely retarded things at least once a month so that the thread will grow.

Gunt proves himself to be a trannyfucker, how long do you people give until he impregnates a shemale?

I could see him fucking some Mexican troon to own the ahogs. It’s God’s plan!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Ethan Ralph was asked if he would have moob sex with Lucas Roberts if his head was stuffed in a paper bag.
Ethan Ralph pauses for a total of 12 seconds and responds with "that's a ridiculous question but his boobs are large".
So the answer is "yes, I would".

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(@BBChannel for the clip, thanks.)

2023 will see the Raffals power couple make its debut, I'm certain of it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

And just like that the thread is 3100 pages! Thanks for bringing so much milk, Koffell! And Semper Fi to all the people who jumped into the Amhole to bring us content!

It's still Year of the Cow for us, hopefully Keff will do extremely retarded things at least once a month so that the thread will grow.

Gunt proves himself to be a trannyfucker, how long do you people give until he impregnates a shemale?

If that email in the Ralphaleaks is legit Ralph is a closeted homosexual. It would explain a lot of things, from the email Ralph was really in love with some guy who he saw die horribly from liver or multi organ failure.
It makes sense why the Gunt is so angry and bitter now, I can't imagine watching someone I loved die like that and it sounds like Ralphs gay bf was the love of his life.
It also makes sense why he's with Meigh, the most tranny looking actual woman I've ever seen - Ralph is gay but in denial, so he's picked the most masculine looking ugly tranny faced woman he could find.
Ralph hooking up with his "Kween Keffahls" isn't too much of a stretch.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gunt proves himself to be a trannyfucker, how long do you people give until he impregnates a shemale?

His wife Amanda Ralph is a lolicon TIF (FtM).
So, half way there.