Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

MOAR CHEESE. NO PAY MORE. MOAR CHEESE!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

These are so funny to read, I forgot how much of a little bitch he was for a minute. All that's missing is the obligatory [OBJ].

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Anyways, semper fi to the troll chefs in the nursing home, can't wait to find out what's on the menu tonight.

Pretty sure that Pizza Hut only offers extra cheese as an option while customizing the cheese selection. Definitely not a topping at Pizza Hut. Even then it if it was considered a topping it'd be a premium one since the charge for it is so high. Often at pizza joints that offer regular and premium toppings, a "free" topping offer would only apply to the regular toppings for obvious reasons.

There better be a special place in hell for Karens and Kevins from all walks of life. There's having a bad day and snapping at customer service once in awhile. Then there's fuckhats like Jack so butthurt over not getting extra cheese on his cardboard circle that he screams at a minimum wage employee for over twenty minutes, and does this shit on the regular.

I wouldn't call the food he's getting at the nursing home great in any capacity. It looks perfectly fine for food in that setting, however. He even got cheesecake! I would love to see the papers he gets to have someone else circle for him so he can get the food to complain about every meal. Sometimes they'll offer items like pizza. I can just imagine Jack thinking of having a large meat lover's coming his way only to get some Lean Cuisine tier crap.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This dumb fuck is losing weight and that's why he's so angy. He went KEEETOOOOOOOOOO for a full year and managed to not lose a single pound. A few weeks being forced to eat normal portion sizes by the nazis running the concentration camp he's in and he's going to lose a decent amount of weight... that he will immediately put back on in the drive through of every fast food establishment on the way from the nursing home to the new 13 acre estate.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This dumb fuck is losing weight and that's why he's so angy. He went KEEETOOOOOOOOOO for a full year and managed to not lose a single pound. A few weeks being forced to eat normal portion sizes by the nazis running the concentration camp he's in and he's going to lose a decent amount of weight... that he will immediately put back on in the drive through of every fast food establishment on the way from the nursing home to the new 13 acre estate.

He started Profile by Fatford in January 2021, and his goal was to lose 100 lbs by that September. Obviously, that never happened. He also kept lying on livestreams with how much he lost. 20? 30? He also rounded up a lot. I’m guessing what he ended up losing (if anything) was mostly water weight. He also refused to do weigh-ins on the (now deceased) livestream because he was a pussy ass bitch and knew he’d be caught in a lie.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He started Profile by Fatford in January 2021, and his goal was to lose 100 lbs by that September. Obviously, that never happened. He also kept lying on livestreams with how much he lost. 20? 30? He also rounded up a lot. I’m guessing what he ended up losing (if anything) was mostly water weight. He also refused to do weigh-ins on the (now deceased) livestream because he was a pussy ass bitch and knew he’d be caught in a lie.

It is funny how he thinks you can eat whatever you want on keto and lose weight as long as it's low carb (yes, I know he still fills his face with high carb fast food, too). You can still gain weight, and lots of weight, by eating keto. The people who do keto successfully track their portions very precisely

 

[p1138]

It is funny how he thinks you can eat whatever you want on keto and lose weight as long as it's low carb (yes, I know he still fills his face with high carb fast food, too). You can still gain weight, and lots of weight, by eating keto. The people who do keto successfully track their portions very precisely

The other thing these fatties fail to grasp whenever they claim they're eating "healthy" is that a portion for them sitting on their ass all day is not the same as a portion for someone who hits the gym 3x a week, bikes 10 miles a day, or any other sort of exercise.

So they'll see some big ass meal being eaten by a power lifter, fail to notice what the contents of the meal actually are, mentally associate the big chest/arms/gut of that power lifter with their own flab and think they're the same sort of person. That's why Fatty can scream "KETOOOOOOO!" eat 3,000 calories of slop for a meal, and think he isn't doing anything wrong. It's the same reason when the atkins diet became a trend again a few years back it became known as the fatkins diet. Lardasses galore saw it as a green light to just eat nothing but meat and cheese indefinitely while making as little attempt as possible to exercise while not caring about wtf they're actually eating. Even with keto, atkins, or any other low carb diet you still need to pay attention to calories, sodium, saturated fats, and some cheese is loaded with carbs(and that's before factoring in the super processed cheese sauces and other bullshit you're likely to get at fast food and the strip mall joints fatty loves).

 

[Coom Cruiser]

It is funny how he thinks you can eat whatever you want on keto and lose weight as long as it's low carb (yes, I know he still fills his face with high carb fast food, too). You can still gain weight, and lots of weight, by eating keto. The people who do keto successfully track their portions very precisely

To add to that, everyone I know who maintained their success from keto did it in conjunction with lifting weights. I know the point is to induce ketosis but if you're in a calorie deficit you need to consume protein and exercise as if you want to build muscle in order to not suffer atrophy while losing fat.
All of the above is beyond for Jacky boy.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

Alright so power level about losing weight as a fat fuck (but not to the level that Jack is). I didn't go on any special diet, still ate fast food, drank soda, etc. The only change I really made to my diet was smaller portions, eating more protein and less everything else; plus increasing my exercise from 0 gym days to 2-3 a week  minimum and trying to go on at least one hike a week. Unless hes trying to bodybuild this would have worked for him, but now he's basically a human nugget so I don't think it'd work now since the damage has been done. Him invoking God also pisses me off because he was an actual Christian he'd know wrath and gluttony are 2 out of 7 deadly sins.

Jack and KETO remind me of that guy who did the Supersize Me documentary. Just some asshole spewing bullshit.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pretty sure that Pizza Hut only offers extra cheese as an option while customizing the cheese selection. Definitely not a topping at Pizza Hut. Even then it if it was considered a topping it'd be a premium one since the charge for it is so high. Often at pizza joints that offer regular and premium toppings, a "free" topping offer would only apply to the regular toppings for obvious reasons.

While I don't do Pizza hut, every Mom & Pop place I've been to has "extra cheese" as a topping. Double cheese is also an option but it counts for two items. Regardless of that arguing with a wage slave for 20 minutes over fucking cheese is autistic as hell.

He started Profile by Fatford in January 2021, and his goal was to lose 100 lbs by that September. Obviously, that never happened. He also kept lying on livestreams with how much he lost. 20? 30? He also rounded up a lot. I’m guessing what he ended up losing (if anything) was mostly water weight. He also refused to do weigh-ins on the (now deceased) livestream because he was a pussy ass bitch and knew he’d be caught in a lie.

And even then 20-30 pounds on a person his size wouldn't even be noticeable.

To add to that, everyone I know who maintained their success from keto did it in conjunction with lifting weights. I know the point is to induce ketosis but if you're in a calorie deficit you need to consume protein and exercise as if you want to build muscle in order to not suffer atrophy while losing fat.
All of the above is beyond for Jacky boy.

Lifting is integral to losing weight. As the old saying goes, "muscle burns more calories than fat even if you're doing nothing". Dunno how true that actually is but Jagoff could stand to lift weights. Go to the gym with Jr and make it a bonding thing and they can admire big hunky guys at the same time.

Alright so power level about losing weight as a fat fuck (but not to the level that Jack is). I didn't go on any special diet, still ate fast food, drank soda, etc. The only change I really made to my diet was smaller portions, eating more protein and less everything else; plus increasing my exercise from 0 gym days to 2-3 a week  minimum and trying to go on at least one hike a week. Unless hes trying to bodybuild this would have worked for him, but now he's basically a human nugget so I don't think it'd work now since the damage has been done. Him invoking God also pisses me off because he was an actual Christian he'd know wrath and gluttony are 2 out of 7 deadly sins.

Jack and KETO remind me of that guy who did the Supersize Me documentary. Just some asshole spewing bullshit.

The easiest way to lose weight is to eat less and move more. There's no secret to this. Just keep your calories under a certain limit and move your ass every day for at least 30 minutes. Walk, run, bike, whatever. It's all good. So long as you're moving. And when that gets to be too easy up the difficulty.

 

[TheLazyMan]

Hello Friends!

Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man had to take a Road Trip to the sad Commwealth of Pennsyl-ssippi for a funeral.
So today's 2pm "show" might be a Nursing Home Breakfast Plate of content. Will it be live? We're not sure. Will it be recorded? Perhaps.
Will it be slathered in poisonous sugar-laden ketchup? Absolutely. We promise.

Hell, we might even slip some Erythritol on ya when you're not looking.

 

[Absolutego]

It is funny how he thinks you can eat whatever you want on keto and lose weight as long as it's low carb (yes, I know he still fills his face with high carb fast food, too). You can still gain weight, and lots of weight, by eating keto. The people who do keto successfully track their portions very precisely

It really is just Atkins rebranded in terms of tubbos who think it's a miracle diet that lets them eat bacon and cheese all day.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Something has been really bugging me about Jack. The man's had four strokes right now, but other people I see online also eat like fucking shit and some of the worst ones haven't even had one yet. Does Jack just have bad genetics, or is there something he's doing that the others aren't?

It is funny how he thinks you can eat whatever you want on keto and lose weight as long as it's low carb (yes, I know he still fills his face with high carb fast food, too). You can still gain weight, and lots of weight, by eating keto. The people who do keto successfully track their portions very precisely

Theoretically you could eat like shit and lose wait if you exercise, but if you're not getting good nutrition in the first place you probably won't have the energy.

 

[VenomPlug]

Dude is collecting strokes like Infinity Gems

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Alright so power level about losing weight as a fat fuck (but not to the level that Jack is). I didn't go on any special diet, still ate fast food, drank soda, etc. The only change I really made to my diet was smaller portions, eating more protein and less everything else; plus increasing my exercise from 0 gym days to 2-3 a week  minimum and trying to go on at least one hike a week.

As a fellow fatty who did lose weight: you couldve just as easily been speaking about me. Long walks, weights 3x weekly (which was gradually raised to 6x, push pull legs split) and not eating when not hungry like a fat fuck. Still ate fast food, barely tracked anything, no forbidden foods but still dropped some half a hundred pounds.

 

[Polska krowa]

Looking at the house pics, couldn't see any comments about this specific thing, but... what is this black machine to the right in this pic, and also the white thing under the bed???

Clearly its something that holds water as there's a towel under it, my first guess is a humidifier, but could it be a CPAP that's been moved away from the bedside table when the room was staged? Its a bit of an odd shape for a CPAP, but that little white box looks more like one.

Looking online, a common issue with using a CPAP is that it dries up your airways to the extent that users often have an attachable humidifier for their machine, or buy one for their room.

 

[realgone2]

Looking at the house pics, couldn't see any comments about this specific thing, but... what is this black machine to the right in this pic, and also the white thing under the bed???

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Clearly its something that holds water as there's a towel under it, my first guess is a humidifier, but could it be a CPAP that's been moved away from the bedside table when the room was staged? Its a bit of an odd shape for a CPAP, but that little white box looks more like one.

Looking online, a common issue with using a CPAP is that it dries up your airways to the extent that users often have an attachable humidifier for their machine, or buy one for their room.

a bed pan?

 

[Polska krowa]

a bed pan?

I'd be surprised, it looks too small to be one, to me. Also, you can see at the back of it where the hinge is for it to fold open. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some sort of travel CPAP. Whatever it is, it looks a bit out of place, as if its been stuck there for the photo.

My guess is that that is Jack's side of the bed, too. You can see a wireless charging stand, some kind of remote (presumably for the bed, a tv, or the lights), and at the bottom left of the picture, what looks like the end of Jack's walking stick. There is no way that Jack would ever be less than an arm's reach from his phone

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It really is just Atkins rebranded in terms of tubbos who think it's a miracle diet that lets them eat bacon and cheese all day.

It's Fatkins but even more restrictive and a higher focus on fats.

Does Jack just have bad genetics, or is there something he's doing that the others aren't?

He must. Look at his brother then look at him. Guy has always been tubby. And bald. Jagoff's gene pool needs a bit of chlorine.

Looking at the house pics, couldn't see any comments about this specific thing, but... what is this black machine to the right in this pic, and also the white thing under the bed???

Clearly its something that holds water as there's a towel under it, my first guess is a humidifier, but could it be a CPAP that's been moved away from the bedside table when the room was staged? Its a bit of an odd shape for a CPAP, but that little white box looks more like one.

Yeah that would be my guess that it's a humidifier. There looks like a container for water in it and fatties need CPAP machines or else they stop breathing in the middle of the night.

Why it's under the bed? No idea.

 

[Goatchoker]

CPAP under bed and humidifier on top of the dresser. No way the man DOESN'T need a cpap

 

[Polska krowa]

Yeah that would be my guess that it's a humidifier. There looks like a container for water in it and fatties need CPAP machines or else they stop breathing in the middle of the night.

Why it's under the bed? No idea.

The realtor will have staged the photo, so it would make sense that they would move it off the bedside table. My second thought is that the box is for the CPAP mask, and the 'humidifier' is the main unit