DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mighty Pigmask]

I like how Phil's trying to bring up his "family" potentially being in danger by saying that, for years now, everyone in his life has been publicly doxed, to the point they have cellphone numbers of his wife and family and all that jazz. So...okay, how would doing an interview put them in more danger if all that information is already out there. That implies, despite the information being out there, they're somehow safe, but doing the interview would change that how? The only argument I can think of is detractors would come in and spam his number or whatever in chat, but if the trolls already have it and that information is already out there, what's the risk? If the trolls aren't doing anything with it, I don't see how Joe rando from another channel is going to get that information and use it to destroy DSP's family.

And if he's trying to imply he doesn't want questions about that asked...did he think that was going to come up? That someone would be like "Hey Phil, is this your address and phone number?" as one of the questions. I know, I know, Phil is awful at making excuses and just trots out the same lazy ones that make no sense, but this instance was especially amusing because it really made no sense at all.

It's just an excuse to have live chat disabled so he doesn't get called out on his bullshit by people who know all about it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

So the "car repair" story is the new "escort" story? Why? He fucking admits that he baited people into looking up the company and talking to them. You can't just put out a mouse trap and act surprised when you find a mouse there the next day.

And besides he didn't even DO anything to bait anyone. He knows that he's an untrustworthy scumbag and people are out here to make sure he's telling a truth.

Also nice little crybaby segment. What an estrogen-filled phaggot. There was no light at the end of the tunnel. He begged for so much money during COVID and when the money began to dry up and the world started to heal now all of the sudden "thousands of dollars" appeared out of nowhere and got stolen. What is he TALKING about??

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Ooof, another complete failure of a late stream where he doesn't even get to wear the glasses. Even the hawt new release isn't enough to save him from the lunch meat sandwiches.

 

[Sup3r]

Fair enough, i hadn't thought about that. However i still feel like him not hitting the donation goal this often would nag at his ego a lot more than he's letting on.

It will be eating away at him, but I think memberships are the more pressing topic for him at the moment. The other factor is that he hasn't even hit 100 on dsp reacks, he's not only not significantly up, he actually down. Once either memberships are back up or he gives up on the daily goals, he'll be straight back to bitching about tips.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Hopefully Craig asks some questions that really throws this dumbass off balance: "You've been in Washington for a decade and haven't made one in real life friend. Why is that?"

he'll just say mature adults dont have friends and that hes too busy BUSTING HIS ASS playing video games all day to bother with that

 

[strandedcastaway]

Craig did 12.

All he's done for the last month is beg about memebers. All he ever does is beg. Even when he wasn't begging, he was begging, and he was never subtle about it. There was no sneak begging, just begging, and begging constantly.

Any stream you can tune in and all it takes is like fifteen minutes to witness a beg. Even while ranting for 45 minutes today, and receiving various superchats, he found ways to insert begs and drop twitch lore.

He cannot stop begging. Even when he isn't, he is. It's perpetual cycle of begging. It never goes away. It's just comes in various forms of severity.

Ordinary gamer and keems conversation really puts it into good terms. He's addicted to begging and being seen as down on his luck. So much so that in ingrained in his subconscious. He begs on autopilot.

Monday he had a solid hour of the prestream analyzing why he hadn't received much support or views lately and blaming the games, his dents, YouTube, etc. If Phil watched it, he'd say he didn't literally "beg" and I'm a moron for saying it, but it's all guilt tripping and gaslighting because his income was down $2000 this February from February 2022. Money is all he is ever concerned with---money and blaming others for why he's failed.

 

[RunescapeSydePhil]

Been outta the vortex a bit. Adding to that I finally figured out my dam password to this site.

With that said. This Craig interview coming up is gonna be complete garbage. I seriously can't not wait for half the detractor community to flip their shit and turn on dude for a giving a shit ass interview while claiming I'm a journalist guys I got a degree in it! So I know what I'm doing.

So to the people who are jumping on Craigs nuts like he's some God. Get your wallet ready cause dudes gonna make some bank off idiots like you superchatting everything you can about DSP. Dudes channel barley gets the same views as Phils. Oh shit it jumped almost doubled cause I'm talking about DSP. I've seen this shit before. Another lame ass nobody using DSP for easy clicks cause his detractors are open wallets just like the retard open wallets that support DSP. Ya both the same in my book.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Really, it’s just a circlejerk with a bunch of grifters. We all know what will ultimately happen. The interview will consist of Phil talking about his life story for the billionth time, he’ll make himself look like a victim, answer questions that will be half-truths, ”heroes” will throw money at them during the entire thing in order to get people mad.

In the end, Phil will think this is a victory and get some curious folks coming over, but ultimately will shoot himself in the foot yet again once they see what a miserable, greedy specimen he is.

Thus, the cycle of Phil continues.

 

[Tears for T]

We all know that the interview (if he even make it) will not break his downward spiral. In the end he will have, less viewers, less money and a fatter Kath

 

[Corpun]

I hope Craig asks him about his family so we can see Phil flail around about how Jasper and Khet make a family.

I've been looking back at Phil cheesing games because he is now doing it with this new Jap game he's playing by spamming the gun attacks and this was a fucking gem to look at. He hasn't improved at all in Soulslikes and uses the same excuses he did then. Constant bitching about his attacks completely missing the boss when he is out of range, whining about being stuck in corners, upset he has to put actual effort into killing a boss.

Fucking amazing. Phil is like a time capsule with how shitty a gamer he is. No wonder he needs that pathetic retard Swagginz to handhold him through this new soulslike he is playing. I had to tune off that stream because it was just constant menu fiddling and Swagginz telling him shit.

The only "novelty" if you wanna call it that is him trying to turn the game into Fallout New Vegas by trying to hang back and letting his AI companions do all the work. Unfortunately for Phail the AI companions are extremely passive and only go on the offensive when the player does, big ups to Team Ninja for making them work this way.

I hope that when Phil plays Fallout 3 again he forgets that the companions aren't immortal. It will be entertaining to see him savescum everytime Charon or Jericho dies.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If you guys really want to minimize the chances of this turning out to be a total dud. Someone should make a private Google Doc that a few trusted and rational members of the community like yourself, @Agent Proper , @Piece of Peace and others can access and write those properly structured, essential questions. Then Agent Proper can discuss it with Craig and pass it along to him if he's in contact with him.

Also, to anyone relatively normal or an outsider to the DSP extended cinematic universe, when they're bombarded with tons of information regarding his behavior it can be completely overwhelming and frankly unbelievable, they can't grasp why he's so hated. Detractors spam that Phil is a scammer, he's an asshole that treats his fans poorly, he feigns distress and takes advantage of people. OK, that's great and all but Phil has demonstrated he's a narcissist and is completely manipulative and it's your word against his. However, Phil is also likely the most recorded person on Earth. Why not find clips of Phil that concisely demonstrate his egregious behavior?

Maybe include some stuff like this in the Google Doc (Or whatever medium you guys)
Help Craig understand why so many people hate him. And provide receipts.

I understand the idea of making this private. Amongst other possible reasons so that DSP and the people who feed him info don't see it so that they prepare an excuse ahead of time, but I believe it would be better to have a public thread where anyone can post their ideas and sources.
This way it'll be "peer reviewed" in some way, and if done correctly DSP's arguments will always be insufficient, no matter if he has time to think about it. Some people on here can guess his responses and rebuttals easily as well.

It could be done but that depends on when the event is, because you know the amount of data there is about DSP, and you obviously want to get the best examples and sources to show up since the interview will be very time limited. It also depends on Craig's ability to cut useless rants when they don't address the question, which I don't have faith on.

I'm mostly interested in a serious questioning about WWEChampions, the bank leaks (which are tied to Champions), and bankruptcy microtransactions. Some people have posted questions that allow him to rant off with the same prestream speeches, so I think that prioritization and management when asking needs to be done, because again, the interview won't last for long.

Whether this is put in motion or not, I do at least have faith on @Agent Proper to guide Craig a little bit, that's so far the only good thing going on for this interview.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I understand the idea of making this private. Amongst other possible reasons so that DSP and the people who feed him info don't see it so that they prepare an excuse ahead of time, but I believe it would be better to have a public thread where anyone can post their ideas and sources.
This way it'll be "peer reviewed" in some way, and if done correctly DSP's arguments will always be insufficient, no matter if he has time to think about it. Some people on here can guess his responses and rebuttals easily as well.

It could be done but that depends on when the event is, because you know the amount of data there is about DSP, and you obviously want to get the best examples and sources to show up since the interview will be very time limited. It also depends on Craig's ability to cut useless rants when they don't address the question, which I don't have faith on.

I'm mostly interested in a serious questioning about WWEChampions, the bank leaks (which are tied to Champions), and bankruptcy microtransactions. Some people have posted questions that allow him to rant off with the same prestream speeches, so I think that prioritization and management when asking needs to be done, because again, the interview won't last for long.

Whether this is put in motion or not, I do at least have faith on @Agent Proper to guide Craig a little bit, that's so far the only good thing going on for this interview.

All I want you to ask him is why every single person on this podcast wears a hat. Is it like a tips goal? Don't tell me they're just doing hats for free lmao

 

[Comma]

Another case of "his mouth is faster than his brain", from yesterday's late stream:

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't know about anyone else, but I have insanely low expectations for this interview.

I'm half expecting this to be a little harder than Quartering's interview, but I think that Phil's just gonna retreat into his shell and no useful information is going to come out of this.

The best that I could hope for is that this interview goes poorly for Phil and he ends up retreating into his little bubble.

I expect Phail to run away, jump on stream, motherfuck the guy, and play the victim if the 'wrong' question is asked.

I like how Phil's trying to bring up his "family" potentially being in danger by saying that, for years now, everyone in his life has been publicly doxed, to the point they have cellphone numbers of his wife and family and all that jazz.

Isn't his phone number the only one actually out there?

To be clear I don't think Phil is internet Hitler,

Internet Shitler has a nice ring to it though.

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All I want you to ask him is why every single person on this podcast wears a hat. Is it like a tips goal? Don't tell me they're just doing hats for free lmao

Why would Phail want to do an interview with them when they can't even run a begcast properly?

Another case of "his mouth is faster than his brain", from yesterday's late stream:

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lol. I see the membership goal is back after a day.

Phail is hoping for his own A&E Begography with this 'interview' bullshit.

 

[Brother Wind]

Alright I'll admit something. I had an autistic plan to pose as a game journos and hit Phil's emials up pretending I wanted to write and article about him that would basically be sucking him off because that would be the best bait for his ego.

So, in case anyone tries. This doesn't work. Don't ask me how I know, but you will probably have to be at some sort of site he has heard of to get even a reply.

 

[Dichroice]

My lovely horse

https://youtu.be/BuWZPFulres

 

[Tears for T]

Dave bitching about typos is like a blind person giving out interior design tips.

 

[Whaler]

If anybody thinks DSP is going to go into this interview and come out making thousands of dollars a day, they are sadly mistaken. He might see a sudden increase for a few days, but it'll go back to normal after that. DSP can't help but be an asshole to any and everyone and most people aren't sane enough to listen to him repeat the same things for two hours everyday. This will end up like the Quartpounder interview: overhyped, overblown, and held in high regard. Nothing will change in the end, it's literally DSP.

@Null, he's upset he can't tell the difference between posting public information and extortion so he's lashing out. Like all retards/children do when an adult tells them no.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Something something the more things change, the more they stay the same. Right, Phil?

 

[Agent Proper]

I moved the 30 posts of whatever the fuck that was to whiner shitting street. We all go a little retarded when something exciting like this "Interview". @Null shouldn't have to show up and reee at us every few months. I am going back to setting up this Derich's Inferno stream for tomorrow, use the report system please, and be good little Degens.