Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

  • Feature it!

    Votes: 550 30.3%
  • Don't feature it!

    Votes: 1,267 69.7%

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I can respect that, moreover I appreciate it, but it's entirely misplaced. That edge needs dulling, my friend. Look at where you are.
How is it misplaced? It just means I can tell moving in next to someone who's mentally ill to harass them into attacking you so you can "defend yourself" is a shitty thing to do regardless of which retard you do it to. As far as I can tell Kiwifarms has always had a policy against A-logging.
 
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So far I mean these people brought this nonsense on themselves and got what they deserved. This thread deserves to be featured as both a way on how not to Fuck with lowcows and B it's funny seeing the fight breakout. It's always funny when billy badass turns into billy big baby when they get punched.
 
How is it misplaced? It just means I can tell moving in next to someone who's mentally ill to harass them into attacking you so you can "defend yourself" is a shitty thing to do.
It's not about feeling sympathy for Cyrax. It's about two retards - one of them being physically and mentally disabled pervert and the other a grifting fatso - getting into a fight and some people expecting us to champion one of them. They are both pathetic and worthy of ridicule.
 
How is it misplaced? It just means I can tell moving in next to someone who's mentally ill to harass them into attacking you so you can "defend yourself" is a shitty thing to do regardless of which retard you do it to.
If your objective is to feel bad about retarded people who do fucked up things getting their comeuppance, you're in the wrong place. Look around you. Plenty of retards on this website who engage in the most horrific shit have been pegged to a fuckin' wall and received considerably worse for much less. Your compassion is magically nonexistent but, in this circumstance, your heart aches. Gimme a fuckin' break. Delete your account and go join the bleeding hearts on Twitter.
 
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If your objective is to feel bad about retarded people who do fucked up things getting their comeuppance, you're in the wrong place. Look around you. Plenty of retards on this website who engage in the most horrific shit have been pegged to a fuckin' wall and received considerably worse for much less. Your compassion is magically nonexistent but, in this circumstance, your heart aches. Gimme a fuckin' break. Delete your account and go join the bleeding hearts on Twitter.
Just because I don't want you retards to encourage showing up to lolcow homes to punch them in the face doesn't mean I'm a bleeding heart dumbass. Feel free to make fun of them all you want. Or stop begging Null to feature your A-log shit so I don't have to see it.
 
The site has always had a policy against being an A-log or encouraging A-logging, not against laughing at A-logging. Big difference.
What do you think putting a giant feature on the front page giving the A-log exactly what they want does? It certainly doesn't discourage it, anyways, seeing as the ESLs have woken up, it's about time I go to bed.
 
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I don't care either way as it's Null's site and he can do what he wants, but I do find watching a slap fight between two retards to be entertaining. Don't get it wrong. This is two lolcows having it out... just one is dumber and more deformed than the other. One has a thread and the other doesn't.

That being said, all the faggotry surrounding this issue has been funnier than the attic goblin getting his ass kicked.
 
The most funny option is to not feature it directly and think of this as a sort of backchannel second-hand feature; a two-in-one! This thread has introduced me to a new cow to read up on. As a bonus some individuals are left rather frustrated to not receive validation. Jesus would not reward the level of emotional investment we see here, so Do As Christ Would.
 
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I’d say Yes based on a couple of things
1) it’s a happening. A lolcow and their ayylawg had a physical confrontation.
1a) other physical confrontations have been Featured. Ralph, obviously, but also Alice vs that other lady, Boogie vs Frank Hassle
1b) it didn’t result in permanent injury or death, and will definitely result in drama, which is a perfect time to windowshop a new lolcow for those who don’t follow Cyraxx (like me!)
2) it’s a major event in his tale. This fight with Mandy has been brewing forever, it’s not like featuring some clown throwing a brick through drachenlord’s window.
3) watching this infamous, obnoxious inbred tough guy dwarf get laid out and made to goblin shriek is actually sort of funny, in a worldstar kind of way.

Reasons NOT to:
1) it’s your site, you can feature whatever you want
2) I’m not your dad
 
What do you think putting a giant feature on the front page giving the A-log exactly what they want does? It certainly doesn't discourage it, anyways, seeing as the ESLs have woken up, it's about time I go to bed.
Ethan Ralph getting jumped out of nowhere in Lisbon by A-Logs was featured, but fatfuck Marty defending himself against a goblin who threatened to stab him many times stomped a hundred feet in the rain to trespass on his property and got thumped in the nose is not allowed to be featured? I am certainly no fan of either Ethan or Marty but I don't like hypocrisy.
 
Ethan Ralph getting jumped out of nowhere in Lisbon by A-Logs was featured, but fatfuck Marty defending himself against a goblin who threatened to stab him many times stomped a hundred feet in the rain to trespass on his property and got thumped in the nose is not allowed to be featured? I am certainly no fan of either Ethan or Marty but I don't like hypocrisy.
the man looks completely and utterly mentally retarded. if i were forced to punch him my first words would be "fuck you okay? dont do that shit man" not "fuck you im a god above you SAY IT I DOMINATE YOU, YOU A GOBLIN MIDGET FUCKER WHO I LORD OVER BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU, IM NOT A LOLCOW, YOU! YOU ARE THE LOLCOW AND I AM GOD!"
 
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