Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Kiwisee]

Who the fuck is Cyrax and why are people talking about him?

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I think someone's bussy was pounded a bit too hard tonight.

I was with you for the first 20 posts in this thread, but this comment right here is bona fide gay.

 

[Cuckoman]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

I don't think this should be featured. It looks like a faggot harassing a cow until the cow tries to strike back and then the faggot punches him and puts it on the internet for clout.
So, no, I don't think this should be encouraged or featured.

If you are going to do anything then maybe call for someone to create t thread about the guy that harassed and punched the autist.

 

[Cap-tan]

Archive fucking everything. Feature only the significant stuff. Simple as.

 

[Mango Cobra]

I think the real question is "Should the Cyraxx thread be spergatoried?"
The answer is yes, just because the seething it would cause among these faggots would be funny.

 

[CptnSnshn]

The real featured thread was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Slightly Worthless]

I haven't read all the replies, but agreed it shouldn't be featured. The story sounds too much like cow-tipping which should never be rewarded.

Also alot of us hate-follow lolcows to see them finally get justice, based on their own terrible decisions - but an alog giving a beating isn't that.

Ralph/Cog incident was different, as didn't Ralph literally invite Cog to meet him in Portugal for a fight thinking he wouldn't bother, but then he did? That was the irony. It still wasn't that funny though.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

My take is that;
1) the video is shit. You can't see shit, you just hear shit.
2) "Who is the king?" Is kinda funny.
3) I don't know or care about hydrox, and fags bitching about a brokedick pre-tranny feeder not doing what they tell him to do are extra faggy.

 

[AnOminous]

Only a pure faggot needs his favorite cow thread featured. Real Kiwi's enjoy the content no matter where it ends up on the forums.

Featuring a thread is just an invitation for a retard invasion.

Noooo, you can't just enjoy watching a massive piece of shit getting significantly less than he deserves!
E-daddy says it's bad and his followers will holler if you don't go along with literally everything he says!
You have to denounce and renounce cow tipping 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕠!
A-a-alog!

Kill yourself newfag. Just suck start a fucking shotgun.

 

[Dyn]

It's very weird because featuring a thread is usually terrible for its normal readers and just shits things up for a few days. Featuring is for the entertainment benefit of non-readers of that thread.

I don't get why they'd even want it, much less get into a pissing match with Jersh over it.

That's because you're coming at this from the cringe perspective of just wanting to read about a lolcow and be entertained, like some kind of useless soy cuck.

If you were a chad alpha who was putting in the work to destroy his life and harass him with legions of fellow righteous internet soldiers, you'd understand the benefits of getting a feature and attracting more recruits for the war against some retard who makes you mad on the internet.

We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Feature us.

 

[Irish Pug]

Everyone seems to be comparing this to Ralph/Cog or Wings, but honestly this seems more like a Boogie2988 and Frank Hassle situation to me. Just another case of lolcow on lolcow violence. Many such cases, big sad.

While instigating tard fights might be entertaining to some I don't get the sense that it's what the farms is for (at least that's not why I'm here, don't get mad at me). And not something that should be promoted by featuring it.

This isn't "pozloading my neghole" this is sewing your mouth straight to the source Human Centipede style.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

This is the worst kind of weenery. It shouldn't be encouraged.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Ralph/Cog incident was different, as didn't Ralph literally invite Cog to meet him in Portugal for a fight thinking he wouldn't bother, but then he did? That was the irony. It still wasn't that funny though.

Not only did he invite Cog to come find him, he talked mad shit abkut Cog's wife and children up till the moment he realized that Cog was on the same street as him and closing fast. He tried to waddle his escape but wasn't fast enough.

The big thing that a lot of people are missing is that it wasn't A-Log on Lolcow violence, but Lolcow on Lolcow violence, while this beating that Cyraxx was given was A-Log on Lolcow violence.

This is less like the beating that Ralph got from Cog, and more like if, just say, when Bluespike sent Chris on that trip to Ohio or wherever the fuck he was claiming to be holding Julie captive, when Chris arrived at the house where Julie was supposedly being held captive, Bluespike jumped out from under a bush, and force fed Chris a jar of pickles while Clyde Cash punched Chris in the stomach every time he hesitated to take a bite. Sounds insane, right? But that isn't too far off what happened here.

 

[A_Space_Godzilla]

I've had a hard time getting any entertainment from Cyraxx in general. I feel immediately disturbed and repulsed. Maybe if he won the fight it would be a story, but this is just kind of sad and unsubstantial.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

First, I'm going to say Cyraxx is a deformed little gremlin who absolutely deserves a good ass-kicking.

That being said, he needs to bring the ass-kicking onto himself. Someone beating him unconscious because he sexted their daughter is funny. This fat tard picking a fight for updoots is not.

Does Cyraxx deserve this beating? Yes.

Should it be featured? No. We're going to get people assaulting lolcows for internet fame (why they'd want their fame from our fruit-and-bird hellsite is beyond me).

In the long run this means less laughs for us. Featuring violence against lolcows would mean making a thread on a hilarious individual would be an invitation to every loser looking for internet fame to go assault a lolcow.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is everyone who actually supports this fucking bullshit a complete nobody I've never even seen before?

 

[Rat Nuts]

This thread is a perfect example of why you need to step back and admire reality for a bit in between your lolcow browsing sessions.
You tards are acting ridiculous for wanting this featured and even more so for getting whiny when your favorite internet janny doesn't agree or like your cow and how you get laughs from it.
It wouldn't look good on the site having a deformed getting beaten on the front page. No matter how much you think he deserved it and no matter how much you want it shared, it will not change the fact that featuring this would be detrimental to the site's reputation. With the troon shit finally over I'd expect people would want the site to have a clean-ish reputation at the very least, but it seems I expect too much from people.
Plus even if it got featured, what good would it do? A bunch of extra pages that aren't anything worthwhile? More debates from internet philosophers about the morality of trolling and where the line is? You can just go to reddit for that.
I, for one, do not want threads that amuse me being filled up with shit posts even more than usual.

I always just wonder, if he's so terrible, why not kill him? Why do these brave vigilantes instead resort to hiding on pseudonymous websites and in Discord cliques doing childish shit when they believe that person is so bad? It's like if a group of antifascists went back to 1930s Germany and decided to just mail Hitler boxes of horse manure instead of trying to assassinate him. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish, exactly?

My theory on the behavior and moralization of internet "vigilantes" is that they're losers who know they cannot fulfill their fantasies against those they want hurt or dead, whether due to the danger, cost, or repercussions that would come with doing it. They feel strongly about what certain types deserve and what true justice is, but aren't willing to get their hands dirty to make it happen. They spend more time coming up with justifications for why their hatred and childish actions are ok, helpful or even moral than actually going out and enacting their justice on any tangible scale.
Basically internet vigilantes are the types you cannot trust to actually follow through on what they promise because they're bitch made.

 

[Shaneequa]

1) You're a dumb newfag that checks account join dates like that means anything.
Hurr, new account means new user, Durr.

2) Some of you guys are cool. Don't come to the Cyrax thread tomorrow

3) Null is literally a bisexual morbidly obese man who used to jerk off to gay cp anime.
If you think self guided gay conversion therapy is real, I've got a based political movement for you to join. (Cat ears included).
I'm not here for your fat faggot e-daddy

 

[Activelo]

"Why do you need Null to feature a thread?"

"What's wrong with this? Huh?"

 

[Halmaz]

There is a local lolcow in my country, who became notorious for his disgusting, retarded nature, shitty opinions and broadcasting almost his entire adult life on the internet. There is a forum dedicated to him, which is basically a sect of a-logs, who genuinely want to see this retard dead and they spend all day, every day scheming to harm him financially and physically. Which is strange, because the guy is perfectly able to ruin his life on his own, so all they would need to do is point and laugh. IMHO his trolls are even more pathetic than him, because you have to be a special kind of person, to spend decades on an internet forum, seething about the existence of a mentally unwell manchild, because you project all your frustrations onto him. Their compulsive need to flex and prove to each other, how much they are better than this absolute retard, is especially stomach churning.

I don't want Kiwi Farms to be overrun with people like them, so I think not featuring this and banning whiners was a good call.

I admit, refusing to feature this, but not Ralph's case, can be seen as hypocritical. However, AFAIK all beatings Ralph received were provoked by him, except for the Portugal 2: Electric Boogaloo, so it can be argued the situations were different. I personally see no problem with thread features being handled on a case by case basis