Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

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    Votes: 550 30.3%

  • Don't feature it!

    Votes: 1,267 69.7%
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Halmaz said:
There is a local lolcow in my country, who became notorious for his disgusting, retarded nature, shitty opinions and broadcasting almost his entire adult life on the internet. There is a forum dedicated to him, which is basically a sect of a-logs, who genuinely want to see this retard dead and they spend all day, every day scheming to harm him financially and physically. Which is strange, because the guy is perfectly able to ruin his life on his own, so all they would need to do is point and laugh. IMHO his trolls are even more pathetic than him, because you have to be a special kind of person, to spend decades on an internet forum, seething about the existence of a mentally unwell manchild, because you project all your frustrations onto him. Their compulsive need to flex and prove to each other, how much they are better than this absolute retard, is especially stomach churning.

I don't want Kiwi Farms to be overrun with people like them, so I think not featuring this and banning whiners was a good call.

I admit, refusing to feature this, but not Ralph's case, can be seen as hypocritical. However, AFAIK all beatings Ralph received were provoked by him, except for the Portugal 2: Electric Boogaloo, so it can be argued the situations were different. I personally see no problem with thread features being handled on a case by case basis
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Even Portugal 2 was provoked by him. He dared Cog to come and do something about how he was harassing his wife and talking about his children. He kept talking shit and double-hog daring them to come fight him up till the moment he heard two chavs going "Sueeey c'mon pig!" on the same street as him.

Even then, Cog and Dan were content to just follow him and laugh at him as he waddled around Lisbon. Ralph started it by attacking the person he challenged to come face him because his wigger pride made it impossible to be made fun of without retaliation.

At worst you could say that Dan and Cog tricked Ralph by having Dan walk past Ralph, so that when Ralph attacked Cog, he'd blindsided by Dan. But remember - Ralph himself set the rules for how the orbiters are supposed to act when he said "Everything is Fair Game".

Also I'm curious - Who is rhe lolcow? Is it drachenlord? He seems to he the only international cow with a DSP/Wings tier following.
 
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It's literally one dude running up to another and getting clocked. No good view of the fight, no goofy dialogue/shittalking, no novel venue. It's only really funny if you know the context, and even then it stinks of provocation. I agree with the stance it shouldn't be featured -- it's just not that funny
 
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Rusty Spatula said:
1) You're a dumb newfag that checks account join dates like that means anything.
Hurr, new account means new user, Durr.
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There is a strong correlation between not understanding the culture of the site, being a faggot and also being a newfag.
In your case account creation date absolutely means when you joined the site. Because if you had lurked here for any time before your newfag join date you would have learnt the culture. But you did not. Which means you are either a fresh newfag that is retarded, or you are a lurker that is so retarded you could not grasp the culture before you created your account.
In both cases you are retarded and also homosexual.

You are a newfag and should stop posting until you become less retarded because people are getting annoyed with your display of homo-autism.
 
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purpleflurp said:
Is Marty entertaining enough to warrant his own thread, or is he a boring retard?
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His commitment to Cyraxx is interesting, it's almost like an obsession at this point. He's definitely a sperg, probably deserves a thread but idk if there is enough about him out there.
MetokurGroomedMe said:
alogs are genuinely fucking retarded, and if you feature the thread, you only encourage further aloggery, that's my two cents on it.
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Unless you also shine a light on what pathetic spastics they are too.
 
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Here are my 2 cents, a bit late because I just woke up after a long trip. I agree that fronting the ass-kicking isn't a good look for the site and why there is resistance to it. But I also think that if Ralph's portal fight was front-page worthy then what are the criteria? Neither Marty or Cog are members of this site and Cyraxx is just as retarded as Ralph, only Cyraxx is a midget. In the end I vote NO for putting the ass-kicking on the front page, I don't think it's a good look for the site when most people don't know the lead-up to it, the years of death threats Cyraxx has issued to both Marty and Marty's GF and her kids, and to other people and their kids too. But there is also a good amount of money involved so there is more than one reason why I'm not comfortable voting Yes. I_ don't_ condone_ touching_ the_ poo.
 
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There's been dumber things featured and more noteworthy things not featured. I feel like trying to argue over whether something should or shouldn't be featured is retarded in itself, just because it's based on Null's own discretion, so you can't really debate it at all without looking retarded.

Ralph's fight seems like it was featured more for his own notoriety than any of the actual content involved being at all interesting, and I don't think that's necessarily unreasonable, but I'd also argue that Ralph is fat and unimportant so notoriety clearly isn't a factor.
 
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Furry killer said:
Here are my 2 cents, a bit late because I just woke up after a long trip. I agree that fronting the ass-kicking isn't a good look for the site and why there is resistance to it. But I also think that if Ralph's portal fight was front-page worthy then what are the criteria? Neither Marty or Cog are members of this site and Cyraxx is just as retarded as Ralph, only Chance is a midget. In the end I vote NO for putting the ass-kicking on the front page, I don't think it's a good look for the site when most people don't know the lead-up to it, the years of death threats Cyraxx has issued to both Marty and Marty's GF's kids, and other people too. But there is also a good amount of money involved so there is more than one reason why I'm not comfortable voting Yes. I don't condone pozloading my neghole.
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in fairness to our dear feeder ralph literally has an entire subforum dedicated to him being a complete fat retard, and if he hadn't chosen to fly to an entirely separate country just to own andy cokeski, he wouldn't have even seen the front of cog's knuckles, or those portuguese pimp punches. ultimately, the biggest issue is how psychotic their alogs can be, because doing this encourages more. the worst alogging ralph seems to get outside of his flights to other countries (like the US now lol) is the great hog feeding where people left him corn.
 
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purpleflurp said:
Is Marty entertaining enough to warrant his own thread, or is he a boring retard?
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He is almost as fat as the ralphamale. He tries and fails to video himself beating up some tiny midget while screaming that he is the king. Of course he deserves a thread. This can not be the first or only situation where he has done something threadworthy.
 
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Two bad eggs making a retard omelet. Learn to record your loss of dignity, Marty. Video shouldve ended with police macing both.
 
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- Is the fight worthy of being featured? YES
- Does Null have to feature it? NO
- Does Null have to give a reason for not featuring it? NO
- Are the people complaining about it big fat babies? YES
- Was Null justified in locking the thread and throwing a tantrum? NO
- Does Null need to have justification to be an angry retard on his own website? NO
- Does any of the above matter in any way whatsoever? NO
 
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I vote no, largely for the "dont encourage IRL aylawging that inevitably turns into utter cancer of no amusement to anyone" factor previously described but also partially to spite newjews, and more generally because the comedy this site runs on is due to the antics of retards getting themselves into ridiculous situations with minimal encouragement and effort, wheras overt and direct baiting both reeks of tryhardery and risks permanently cutting off the supply of said comedy

To use a rather topical example of a certain Mr Fatrick (Bitchtit)S Tomlinson :tomlinson:, sending him into a sustained freakout by claiming to be his toilet on twitter and begging him to change his eating habits is something most thread viewers would agree is rather amusing.

However calling the cops and claiming he shot his wife and is taking pot shots out the window and causing him to be dragged out naked into the streets squealing like a violated pig in handcuffs....while yeah thats fucking hilarious objectively.... it still presented an inexcusable risk to causing fatrick's cawntent production to cease entirely with one bullet to the noggin and moreover managed to give the smugfuck scumfaggot some actual moral highground to claim he is being targeted. Thus encouraging this behavior is not in anyones interests, no matter how funny it "Might" end up being.
 
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