Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Fortyone]

There's been a recent influx of weens into the thread recently tbf. People like basedshaman especially make videos discussing Cyraxx and the thread usually gets an influx. Same with the times the thread has been featured.

I dislike when the thread gets featured because it attracts the exact kind of people I would rather not be shitting up the thread.

That's the last of my two cents I'll add to this discussion aside from based Null refusing to feature a fat retard beating up a midget retard.

I've been going much harder on the Daniel Larson and cyrax content lately since "the sektur" has started getting boring and stagnant. Ralph still has the occasional pillstream or fuckup but his alogs (PPP, warski, cog, etc.) became boring low energy grifters and it's a chore to watch Ralph content now. Meanwhile cyrax vs. Marty (or gloryhole, etc.) is going extremely strong and you can tune in for a new IBS match daily on marty's channel, or the various other channels covering it. Larson also gets lots of content and does crazy shit almost weekly, while you're lucky if Ralph does something interesting once every 3 months.

 

[TestTubeNarcissist]

Honestly don’t care and no one cares for my opinion but here’s the shit take as I see it, the main argument for featuring was that it would attract the wrong crowd and it would negatively impact the sites reputation.

My response would be, what’s the wrong crowd? Most of us here are degenerates wasting our time on online rejects. Don’t think many would see us as the right crowd. And on the point of reputation…THE SITES REPUTATION IS ALREADY DOGSHIT why does anyone care it’s a shit posting form that most normies hate I don’t see that reputation changing because of this.

And the reasons some gave for it being featured is that it’s 1. Hypocritical not to based on previous posts like the Ralph sagas and 2. That it’s funny.

I agree with those reasons but I don’t think your favourite retard being punched is funny enough or big enough to automatically justify a feature front page. And the quality is fucking shit.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I would also instigate a fight if some random weebu tracked me down and rented a house in my street.

You would also wake up with a crowd around ya

 

[Coom Cruiser]

• Ethan Ralph is a fat retard with actual faculties.
• Cyraxx is an actual retard with bed bugs living in his skin.

• Ethan Ralph yelling threats and acting tough while getting his shit slapped was funny.
• Cyraxx screeching for mercy while getting his shit slapped was just unsettling.

• Featuring Ethan Ralph is funny and also interesting because it happened in fucking Portugal of all places and was kind of random.
• Featuring Cyraxx is dumb because it was practically a premeditated confrontation on home soil and gives the outward appearance of the forum condoning smashing the glass.

 

[St.Davis]

• Ethan Ralph is a fat retard with actual faculties.
• Cyraxx is an actual retard with bed bugs living in his skin.

• Ethan Ralph yelling threats and acting tough while getting his shit slapped was funny.
• Cyraxx screeching for mercy while getting his shit slapped was just unsettling.

• Featuring Ethan Ralph is funny and also interesting because it happened in fucking Portugal of all places and was kind of random.
• Featuring Cyraxx is dumb because it was practically a premeditated confrontation on home soil and gives the outward appearance of the forum condoning smashing the glass.

I was about to make a post along the lines of "I barely know anything about either Ralph or Cyraxx, and particularly not the leadup to the two events, so either event seems comparably funny and so I wouldn't see much reason to feature one but not the other (Or either at all)"

Though your post has me rethinking this, and I'd probably agree that it isnt feature-worthy.

I still don't really know enough about the leadup to Ralph getting felted to find it funny enough that I personally would have been able to justify it being featured if I were the one controlling such things. I havent typically had the same reaction to features of other topics I have little knowledge of, so I'm not sure why that is. I think perhaps I'm just not that interested in physical altercations for the sake of physical altercations.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

I avow Marty and his actions in the strongest terms possible

 

[Fortyone]

I'd say this is a pretty clear-cut example of when @Null said that (heavily paraphrased)
"A retard making content by acting retarded before he trips and falls, smashing his face on the pavement is funny, while someone grabbing a baseball bat and smashing that retard's kneecaps for content is psychopathic"

Ralph is the retard who tripped overhimself and smashed his face when he challenged Cog to a fight after harassing his family only for Cog to show up. While this Cyrax dude is the retard who had his kneecaps smashed by some dude for content.

Don't feature it.

Cyrax has challenged Marty to a fight to the death numerous times and threatened to "annihilate his family", get him fired from work, sent ip loggers to marty and his viewers etc. Almost daily. Marty actually showed up to Cyrax's house twice before after cyrax offered to fight him in person and cyrax bitched out both times. Marty assumed cyrax would bitch out a 3rd time and wasn't even confronting him when cyrax came to him (after threatening to kill Marty if he showed up in Akron) and then got his ass beat and literally begged for mercy after throwing the first punch.

Alot of the aversion to cyrax itt seems to be people who are ignorant of the lore and the buildup to this event, and some of the context and just think a fat retard beat a smaller weaker retard on camera and feel bad for the goblin (who just so happened to rape a blind kid, strangle his grandmother, and has tried to hook up with young girls a few times as recently as last week, but because he isn't a tranny he's given the benefit of the doubt for some reason).

At the end of the day if people are going nuclear over this for some reason you may as well not feature it, let us enjoy our goblin slaying content in peace over on his thread. I guess this isn't as significant if you don't know the lore.

 

[Slightly Worthless]

A screeching birth defect getting his shit pushed in by a fat retard is objectively funny. You're all just faggots

It really isn't. This site isn't 4chan or WorldStar. I like to think we more humanity here.

Most people are following lolcows to laugh, but we have empathy for them too and don't actually want to see them come to harm. Case in point was Chris Chan, where the supposed "haters" helped him on several occasions.

And on the point of reputation…THE SITES REPUTATION IS ALREADY DOGSHIT why does anyone care it’s a shit posting form that most normies hate I don’t see that reputation changing because of this.

This site's reputation is underserved, pushed on Twitter by trannies with an agenda. This is no "hate site", in fact it's the opposite: we follow, document, and *laugh*. It's literally a comedy site.

KF has never encouraged people harming lolcows, and that's exactly what this shitty video does. Don't let the trannies win.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

This is pure faggotry. Not only did some retard actually pay to move next to a cow, and then attack him, he didn't even get good footage. Whoever attacked the cow is the one who deserves a thread.

Congratulations to whatever faggot did this, I now sympathize with Cyraxx.

Imagine sympathizing with a pedophile.

 

[Haint]

"Everything is Fair Game".

Everything is Fair Game.

 

[TestTubeNarcissist]

You would also wake up with a crowd around ya

 

[greadered]

nulls such a little bitch

 

[Kickster]

10/10 thread, love when null start screeching

 

[ScatmansWorld]

I'm reminded of a post someone made on here comparing lolcows with clinical mental disabilities to mutants you'd see in a freak show. Sure they're a source of intrigue and entertainment at times, but they're also victims of cosmic genetic bullfuckery who never really had a chance at a "normal" life. In that sense Cyraxx's story just feels sorta pitiful.

Also Marty was an obvious agitator doing the equivalent of the "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOOOUUUU!" routine. People who do that and get hit back get what they deserve as far as I'm concerned.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

i'd be interested to see what the user makeup of this poll actually looks like and who voted yes vs who voted no, and who's considered a retarded faggot in the thread's subculture. that would be a fun and telling bit of info, considering that 'feature it' is losing pretty badly.

 

[TestTubeNarcissist]

This site's reputation is underserved, pushed on Twitter by trannies with an agenda. This is no "hate site", in fact it's the opposite: we follow, document, and *laugh*. It's literally a comedy site.

KF has never encouraged people harming lolcows, and that's exactly what this shitty video does. Don't let the trannies win.

This site had been hated by many parts of the internet long before the troons invaded. The rep is definitely not deserved but it is what it is so why tf does anyone care about the reputation of an online form dedicated to shitposting lolcows. Someone’s got the trannies living rent free.

 

[thegrayman]

Been a member for 11 days, I say pink triangle candidate.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Cyrax has challenged Marty to a fight to the death numerous times and threatened to "annihilate his family", get him fired from work, sent ip loggers to marty and his viewers etc. Almost daily. Marty actually showed up to Cyrax's house twice before after cyrax offered to fight him in person and cyrax bitched out both times. Marty assumed cyrax would bitch out a 3rd time and wasn't even confronting him when cyrax came to him (after threatening to kill Marty if he showed up in Akron) and then got his ass beat and literally begged for mercy after throwing the first punch.

Alot of the aversion to cyrax itt seems to be people who are ignorant of the lore and the buildup to this event, and some of the context and just think a fat retard beat a smaller weaker retard on camera and feel bad for the goblin (who just so happened to rape a blind kid, strangle his grandmother, and has tried to hook up with young girls a few times as recently as last week, but because he isn't a tranny he's given the benefit of the doubt for some reason).

At the end of the day if people are going nuclear over this for some reason you may as well not feature it, let us enjoy our goblin slaying content in peace over on his thread. I guess this isn't as significant if you don't know the lore.

i think most of the people against featuring this have been pretty clear that it's because it's focused on an alog specifically and actively looking to fuck with someone, regardless of who that is. it's against site culture, and i expect anyone who's been here more than a month should understand that, it has nothing to do with trannies or not, and you bringing that up in this discussion only shows how butthurt you are that tranny shit gets featured and yours doesn't, imo.

 

[thegrayman]

After waking up and reading through this bullshit I've banned three fresh meats for being totally incompatible with the site and I'm going to have someone look into the Cyraxx thread as a whole to determine what the fuck is going on in it. I actually don't know a single person who reads it or knows anything about him.

It's really obvious this is a Wings/DSP case where a bunch of people think it's fine to gangrape a retard for contrived reasons, and asking any questions about the logic of that behavior causes a totally irrational emotional response against you personally.

I always just wonder, if he's so terrible, why not kill him? Why do these brave vigilantes instead resort to hiding on pseudonymous websites and in Discord cliques doing childish shit when they believe that person is so bad? It's like if a group of antifascists went back to 1930s Germany and decided to just mail Hitler boxes of horse manure instead of trying to assassinate him. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish, exactly?

I think what you are seeing now is that these people are pushing the idea that Cyrax is the new Chris. I think they have organized to troll him more intensely to generate content so they can justify him being the next Chris. And through that be known as the early comers to "the next great cow". It is all very gay and cringe. In ONE month they have:

- Cat fished him
- Gotten a buddy troll to send him a death stick for his Xbox.
- Tried stopping two people from sending him a new one. (succeeded with one)
- harassed him daily. (His trolls spend 5-8 hours a day fucking with him indirectly and directly.)
- Rented an AirBnB next to his house and gotten into a fight.

In addition to this they have inorganically tried to have him do a lot of the classic "Chris trolling" like drinking his own cum and sticking a stylus up his but and then into his mouth. Cyrax can be plenty funny on his own. I would love to see him sperg about politics and play his "music". I would not even mind if he got trolled now and then. But this shit is pathetic. They unironically want him dead and think Marty is some sort of hero. They use the pedo shit to justify everything that they are doing as if they are the hands of justice keeping the Internet safe. But in reality they are just ever so slightly less of a loser than he is.

I think the reason you are seeing the hard push to feature it is because they really want him to be the next Chris.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

i think most of the people against featuring this have been pretty clear that it's because it's focused on an alog specifically and actively looking to fuck with someone, regardless of who that is. it's against site culture, and i expect anyone who's been here more than a month should understand that, it has nothing to do with trannies or not, and you bringing that up in this discussion only shows how butthurt you are that tranny shit gets featured and yours doesn't, imo.

I agree with this, but I do think shining a light on a-logs is also worthwhile. Marty is a fucking weirdo retard. Cyraxx would be a better lolcow to watch if everything he does wasn't just a response to Marty who is now unfunny.

In fact, I think this is a good opportunity to highlight exactly what behaviour people think is shitty in relation to lolcows. Marty, and all the Cyraxx related speds need a light shone on them.