Disney Adults / Disneymania

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

More or less, they did change the building up and include safety features to ensure it didn't happen again but they got off more or less scot free. From what I've been told by former cast members it's one of those things you simply aren't allowed to talk about though.

The early days of amusement parks were the wild west. I'm not entirely sure when IROC was created/implemented. The park I worked at was microscopic in comparison to Disney and even the tiniest slip-up would get you a verbal warning. By tiny, I mean starting even one ride cycle without looking at every single team member and making sure they gave you a thumbs up.

Why are there so many of these?
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This is insane. I had no idea people planned this shit to the MINUTE and spent the time to create a fucking album for it, AND post it online. I already have shit planned for work, I don't need it for my vacation. Maybe a few restaurant reservations or places to hit but just give me handle of vodka, a chair, some music and the ocean and whatever happens happens. Thats relaxing.

These people leave no room for any kind of contingency. If your kid falls and scrapes their knee or hits their head, there's no time to find a first aid station and get cleaned up/get an ice pack.

I wouldn't be surprised if Disney started rolling out individually tailored itineraries where guests have to make reservations for everything ahead of time. Most of these people already know what they want to do and where they want to go and when they want to do it. Actually having guests reserve their spots would make things a lot easier and less stressful when you're actually at the park. Scan your wristband at the door. Didn't make a reservation? Tough luck. Someone doesn't show up for their reservation? You can take their spot using the Disney app. First come, first served.

 

[NoReturn]

The early days of amusement parks were the wild west. I'm not entirely sure when IROC was created/implemented. The park I worked at was microscopic in comparison to Disney and even the tiniest slip-up would get you a verbal warning. By tiny, I mean starting even one ride cycle without looking at every single team member and making sure they gave you a thumbs up.


These people leave no room for any kind of contingency. If your kid falls and scrapes their knee or hits their head, there's no time to find a first aid station and get cleaned up/get an ice pack.

I wouldn't be surprised if Disney started rolling out individually tailored itineraries where guests have to make reservations for everything ahead of time. Most of these people already know what they want to do and where they want to go and when they want to do it. Actually having guests reserve their spots would make things a lot easier and less stressful when you're actually at the park. Scan your wristband at the door. Didn't make a reservation? Tough luck. Someone doesn't show up for their reservation? You can take their spot using the Disney app. First come, first served.

So basically the parks become the Axiom. I bet they'd love that.

I'm not even being ironic. Most of these people would be so happy. I can see it now.

"I love going to Disney because I can just turn my brain off and enjoy the park without worrying about anything."​

"Disney is the one time in my life I don't need to THINK, I just need to show up and they take it from there."​

"I wish my real life was this straightforward! I feel like I can actually breathe when I'm at the parks."​

It'll be like the entertainment version of Manna.

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I feel bad for the little kids and young families who go to Disney World hoping for a fun unique experience, only to have it ruined by immature adults who never moved on from their childhood. It must be disheartening for a little kid to witness shit like this:

I wouldn't be surprised if one of the kids asked, "Mommy. Why is that man like that?" Just like that scene from Futurama when Fry was riding the T-Rex.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

I can feel the disgust radiating from the poor fuckers in those costumes

 

[870EVO]

I didn't know in 2020 during the Pandemic. Disney fans were actually protesting, to get Disney to open the gates to the park and let them in. LOL

Various KF lolcows getting drunk in Animal Kingdom


Someone who apparently got kicked out for inappropriate attire.


The self described "Disney Gangs"

This again

 

[WelperHelper99]

I didn't know in 2020 during the Pandemic. Disney fans were actually protesting, to get Disney to open the gates to the park and let them in. LOL

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Various KF lolcows getting drunk in Animal Kingdom
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Someone who apparently got kicked out for inappropriate attire.
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The self described "Disney Gangs"
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This again
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Oversexulizaton and drunkenness at a kids park. This isn't the local carnival that pops up in the summer, kids come to this shit. I've never even been in my life, wanted to, but popping in and out of this thread just saddens me.

 

[870EVO]

 

[WelperHelper99]

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You wanted a hug from Goofy? This guy:

 

[870EVO]

LOL

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I can feel the disgust radiating from the poor fuckers in those costumes

Considering that Nathan aka Paging Mr. Morrow is a Disney World regular, I wonder if any cast members think, "Fuck, it's HIM again..." I know I would. I'd be wondering if he has a life outside of Disney.

 

[ASeabear8952]

You wanted a hug from Goofy? This guy:

And this guy:

 

[namelesstacotruck]

The early days of amusement parks were the wild west. I'm not entirely sure when IROC was created/implemented. The park I worked at was microscopic in comparison to Disney and even the tiniest slip-up would get you a verbal warning. By tiny, I mean starting even one ride cycle without looking at every single team member and making sure they gave you a thumbs up.


These people leave no room for any kind of contingency. If your kid falls and scrapes their knee or hits their head, there's no time to find a first aid station and get cleaned up/get an ice pack.

I wouldn't be surprised if Disney started rolling out individually tailored itineraries where guests have to make reservations for everything ahead of time. Most of these people already know what they want to do and where they want to go and when they want to do it. Actually having guests reserve their spots would make things a lot easier and less stressful when you're actually at the park. Scan your wristband at the door. Didn't make a reservation? Tough luck. Someone doesn't show up for their reservation? You can take their spot using the Disney app. First come, first served.

This is basically how genie plus works. Except you have to make the plan at 6am

 

[Princess Rescuer]

I've heard Florida is ending Disneyland Florida's special, permit-exempt privileges that they have had for the past half century and no other company in Florida has had. The company is already in free-fall due to its terrible, derivative movies, can't wait for this law to go into effectiveness and accelerate the plummet.

BTW, if you haven't posted the Savantics video about Disneyland's heavy-spending whales which she names "Disney Worshippers", please post it, it's GREAT and one of the best critiques of Disneyland out there. The last part is about a wedding where the couple, in a wedding where most guests were their age and there were no young'uns around, thought mascots were more important... than food.

 

[NoReturn]

I've heard Florida is ending Disneyland Florida's special, permit-exempt privileges that they have had for the past half century and no other company in Florida has had. The company is already in free-fall due to its terrible, derivative movies, can't wait for this law to go into effectiveness and accelerate the plummet.

BTW, if you haven't posted the Savantics video about Disneyland's heavy-spending whales which she names "Disney Worshippers", please post it, it's GREAT and one of the best critiques of Disneyland out there. The last part is about a wedding where the couple, in a wedding where most guests were their age and there were no young'uns around, thought mascots were more important... than food.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

I've heard Florida is ending Disneyland Florida's special, permit-exempt privileges that they have had for the past half century and no other company in Florida has had. The company is already in free-fall due to its terrible, derivative movies, can't wait for this law to go into effectiveness and accelerate the plummet.

BTW, if you haven't posted the Savantics video about Disneyland's heavy-spending whales which she names "Disney Worshippers", please post it, it's GREAT and one of the best critiques of Disneyland out there. The last part is about a wedding where the couple, in a wedding where most guests were their age and there were no young'uns around, thought mascots were more important... than food.

Not really. The new system is basically the same aa the old except the administrators of tye special district are controlled by Tallahassee. Where Disney fucked up is by turning the bribe spigots off. If they had not done that everything they did would have been ignored. New admins can punish them immediately if spigot turns off again. Thats how Desantis got the neo cons who would normally hand wringe about "mah private companies" in the legislature in line so quickly. He was securing the larder for all of them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The self described "Disney Gangs"
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To be honest, I'd be pretty afraid if I saw people walking around in these outside the park.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

They turned the bribe spigots off because they don't have the money for it. Before, it didn't matter if the movies did badly because the parks make more money anyway. Now the parks will be a money pit. It's a similar situation to how Star Wars movies aren't doing well anymore, and that's not as bad as the fact that the toys, where the real money is made, aren't selling at all.

Bottom line is, it's about to go from bad to worse for them. This should make this particular thread abuzz with updates on how they will handle the Florida situation and how much equality will feel like oppression to them.

 

[NoReturn]

Star Wars movies aren't doing well anymore

People can cry all the live-long day about how "The company isn't just movies!" or "Disney is more than X!" but at the end of they day when people think "Disney" the first thing that comes to mind is film, and their recent films have sucked across the board.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

This is basically how genie plus works. Except you have to make the plan at 6am

I'm thinking more along the lines of having reservations for everything be a requirement rather than optional. Something everyone has to do before coming to the park. Maybe have the option to trade reservations with other guests.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Double post bc can't add quote to existing one

Bottom line is, it's about to go from bad to worse for them. This should make this particular thread abuzz with updates on how they will handle the Florida situation and how much equality will feel like oppression to them.

Funko (creators of the atrocious Pop! figures) is throwing away $30 worth of product, most of which is Disney, because that shit won't sell.