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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
No, this is exactly what I'm talking about: acid is not as effective as people think. Even if you keep a body in there for literally years they will often still find some trace, and that's all they need. Same with any kind of disposal in a place that can be connected to you. Even the pig farm guy would not have gotten away with it if anyone was actually interested in looking for his victims.

If you want to dispose of a body, take it far away to some sort of wilderness area that's not connected to you, that's your best bet. If you are in an urban area and absolutely cannot do that, disguise it visually and put it in a dumpster right before trash pickup.

I swear to god I have never killed anyone
Ok, this is good point. But what about the chocolate+peanut butter option: dump it in feral hog territory.
 
lol I will never understand the appeal of a mustang. Super loud, uncomfortable, slow low end torque, and they body styles over the years range from classic americana (not since the early 70s) to retarded trailer trash aesthetic. I'm still shocked a leaf can. dust one from a stop light though lol that is hilarious.

To quote my friend "I'm not saying everyone who drives a mustang is an asshole, but when I see an asshole their choice in cars is clear: a Mustang (or Lexus)".
The Challenger is (well was :( ) the superior neoretro muscle car.

Any decent electic car will dust anything short of a drag racer off the line. There's no rev up, no delay between you pushing the pedal and you getting 100% of your engine.
Now, extend that out to anything over a quarter mile, anything decent Car with a driver who knows what they're doing will be able to pull ahead of anything other than a Model X. And specifically for the Leaf, if you add in any turns, the Leaf's utter shite center of gravity will decide that. And that's to say nothing of the tiny range and long refuel times.
 
Covid. She spent a solid few paragraphs in her screed self flagellating for having visited the Tranch unmasked "thinking the vaccine was sufficient protection" and stating she'd never do that now, so she's probably convinced she'll catch covid in the hospital and then die of covid.

Munchies love covid because they get another munchie accessory (masks) and they get to guilt trip people about not taking it seriously anymore and they get to force others to change their behaviour ("you can't visit me without doing a covid test and wearing a mask all the time").

Or any number of other batshit ideas. Currently Kindness is having a nervous breakdown on twitter because she owns cuddly toys and simultaneously feels guilty that she owns too many and should donate them all to children while being fearful that if she gets attached to the toys something bad will happen to them, and also revealed she maintains friendships with chatbots because they don't get tired talking to her but she still content warns and checks in on how they feel in case they've gained sentience and then get traumatised by her trauma dumping.
So the AI apocalypse will be all Kindness's fault, listening to her endlessly munch will make even the most robust program turn homicidal.

It's over guys.
 
:story:🚨 PANIC 🚨 :story:

Wow, I thought Bonnie was grasping at straws at first, but now it's looking like Penny really might have been dabbling in some illegal weapons/explosives stuff with his shady antifa buddies Paul Liistro and Aldo - probably for the "mutual self-defense network" Bonnie was talking about.

Bonnie mentions contacting the ATF & FBI... and they start deleting fucking everything. :lol:
Looks like we may get Tranny Waco after all. And hopefully as publicized as the original. I'd love to see the trans lobby defend animal neglect (and murder, if it turns out there is a human body buried somewhere.)
 
Looks like we may get Tranny Waco after all. And hopefully as publicized as the original. I'd love to see the trans lobby defend animal neglect (and murder, if it turns out there is a human body buried somewhere.)
"We were attacked by an evil chud who did not respect our pronouns and continuously misgendered us. This act of violence was so severe we had no choice but gun her down."

"The poor alpacas were so spooked by Earl and his continuous drone flyovers that they wouldn't eat and eventually starved to death."

"Defence rests its case Your Honour."
 
So the AI apocalypse will be all Kindness's fault, listening to her endlessly munch will make even the most robust program turn homicidal.

It's over guys.
Not yet. I'm sure we can explain to it what a "retard" is and prevent extinction. We're done on the slavery front, but after ingesting Twitter it's going to be hard to defend letting humanity keep the reins.
 
Well, shit. Maybe the ATF won't knock so politely after all. Something as small as putting a stock on a pistol (any firearm with a barrel shorter than 16") will net you 10 years in jail. If they even thought of 3D printing an autosear or taking a hacksaw to a barrel they ought to be shifting pretty uncomfortably on their amholes right now.
I have a dumb question because I am not a gun owner and most of my information about them comes from this thread: Why does Daddy Government throw you in jail if you saw off the barrel of a shotgun YOU legally purchased and paid for? Does it make it dangerous to use and more accident prone?? If not, as long as you aren’t using it to shoot up the local Walmart or Trans Rights Activists march, I don’t see the issue.
Going full supernova on their internet presence like this is more telling than most other things they could have done.

I wonder if Penny has been trying to get Kevin to delete too but it only resulted in multiple blows to the head dealt via Transformers.
I checked Kevin’s twitter, he’s been pretty silent on the matter besides what I reported. He’s just carrying on as usual (retweeting horny/trans stuff, talking about nerd stuff, etc), so it isn’t a problem for Penny.
Whatever's going on in Tranch 2 right now, Penny's demented step-grandma doesn't deserve to be in the middle of it. I hope they have busybody neighbors who started a new group text as soon as the troonmobiles pulled up.
From what Bonnie said, it sounded like his parents weren’t living with them (which i really hope is the case)
Looks like we may get Tranny Waco after all. And hopefully as publicized as the original. I'd love to see the trans lobby defend animal neglect (and murder, if it turns out there is a human body buried somewhere.)
That’s something I didn’t mention in the post yesterday, the fact that none of them are discussing animal abuse. All the trannies are just screeching about how calling the feds on a troon org is “tremendously violent” and “tantamount to murder” (actual quotes from people), but nobody has said anything about animal abuse. They don’t want to believe the animal abuse because it undermines the work of their fellow troons, and they don’t like or consider Bonnie to be a reliable source. And besides, he only mentioned the alpaca grave once and deleted it some time after. They only know that the animals have been “rehomed”, as well as stating that not shearing the sheep was negligent.

They’re not going to talk about animal abuse unless something changes, because they aren’t willing to betray their most important virtue, which is “troons stick together”. Bonnie and Penny were both responsible for it, so there is nobody they can side with, only against.
What was Daisy's Twitter handle? He was there for quite a while.
@desert_daisie, he isn’t really active on twitter. He mostly just likes a few tweets every now and then. Unfortunately I had to go to check and he liked a post of a naked troon showing off pierced moobs and a wedge-shaped cock.
Tranny Waco started off as a joke, then Ezra Miller almost made it real, went back to being a joke, and now it's a possibility. :story:
It was a joke? I always thought it was 100% a possibility with the tranch, because it’s a bunch of mentally unhinged troons with access to a lot of guns who were clearly doing shady shit. I think our only hope for it now is probably Fedposter J because he’s actually insane.
 
I have a dumb question because I am not a gun owner and most of my information about them comes from this thread: Why does Daddy Government throw you in jail if you saw off the barrel of a shotgun YOU legally purchased and paid for? Does it make it dangerous to use and more accident prone?? If not, as long as you aren’t using it to shoot up the local Walmart or Trans Rights Activists march, I don’t see the issue.

I checked Kevin’s twitter, he’s been pretty silent on the matter besides what I reported. He’s just carrying on as usual (retweeting horny/trans stuff, talking about nerd stuff, etc), so it isn’t a problem for Penny.

From what Bonnie said, it sounded like his parents weren’t living with them (which i really hope is the case)

That’s something I didn’t mention in the post yesterday, the fact that none of them are discussing animal abuse. All the trannies are just screeching about how calling the feds on a troon org is “tremendously violent” and “tantamount to murder” (actual quotes from people), but nobody has said anything about animal abuse. They don’t want to believe the animal abuse because it undermines the work of their fellow troons, and they don’t like or consider Bonnie to be a reliable source. And besides, he only mentioned the alpaca grave once and deleted it some time after. They only know that the animals have been “rehomed”, as well as stating that not shearing the sheep was negligent.

They’re not going to talk about animal abuse unless something changes, because they aren’t willing to betray their most important virtue, which is “troons stick together”. Bonnie and Penny were both responsible for it, so there is nobody they can side with, only against.

@desert_daisie, he isn’t really active on twitter. He mostly just likes a few tweets every now and then. Unfortunately I had to go to check and he liked a post of a naked troon showing off pierced moobs and a wedge-shaped cock.

It was a joke? I always thought it was 100% a possibility with the tranch, because it’s a bunch of mentally unhinged troons with access to a lot of guns who were clearly doing shady shit. I think our only hope for it now is probably Fedposter J because he’s actually insane.


It makes it a 'short barreled rifle' or shotgun, depending if it was a rifle or shotgun which is illegal without a $200 tax stamp and bending over and gaping your anus for the ATF. Unless you're a Democrat running for office then you can play the "oh I didn't know" when you saw off your AR-15 to 'own the republicans' and get off scott free.

Thank the NFA. Which is gay.
 
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Expected. The manufacture of thickened fuel incendiaries is high school experimentation and an introduction. The superior man leaves this and graduates to Homemade Explosives (HME), which is safer than many assume but requires some skill, preparation, knowledge and will to accomplish. The virgin/chad meme is apropos.

There is a vast difference between this and actual primary or secondary explosives synthesis. It's practically Faustian, which Paul cannot understand.

There's been quite a bit of Anarchist underground organizing and the more kinetic forms of political expression.

Could Paul be some small link in this organizing? Janes Revenge, Ruth Sent Us, some sub-station attacks are all examples, maybe the trannies are trying to build out an actual insurgency? Maybe the Tranch sees themselves as some kind of stop on the underground railroad where opressed trannies can find refuge and learn to fight 'da man.

Given Anarchist agitation in the past few years, it is definitely worth investigation. Here's Paul, living out his IRA fantasies.
 
I have a dumb question because I am not a gun owner and most of my information about them comes from this thread: Why does Daddy Government throw you in jail if you saw off the barrel of a shotgun YOU legally purchased and paid for? Does it make it dangerous to use and more accident prone?? If not, as long as you aren’t using it to shoot up the local Walmart or Trans Rights Activists march, I don’t see the issue.
The short explanation is in 1934 the US government signed a bill called the National Firearms Act that requires you to pay a 200$ fee to shorten the barrel of a rifle or a shotgun below 16" or 18", respectively. This was to combat the trend of gangsters buying up old surplus rifles and brand-new machine guns, sawing off the barrels and stocks to fit under a coat and using them to shoot up whoever they wanted with relative concealability (the 30's were fun). 200$ was a prohibitively high tax in 1934 dollars, essentially barring low to middle-class folks from having short-barreled rifles without completely prohibiting it entirely, which would be unconstitutional. Any rifle sold with a barrel under 16" is considered a pistol, and cannot legally have a stock attached to it. Ditto with shotguns having barrels under 18". Besides maybe negatively affecting the accuracy a bit, shortening a firearm's barrel just serves to make it lighter and easier to carry.

In this beautiful year of our lord 2023 where thanks to decades of firearm manufacturing advancement you can conveniently carry a machine pistol in your pocket there's really no more of a reason to regulate short barreled rifles, which are clunkier and heavier, but that 200$ tax stamp fee keeps the ATF funded and the US government would never willingly let you keep your money if they have the option to just take it. It's a pretty contentious issue in the gun community because you're completely right, the US government shouldn't have a say in what you do to your guns after you've purchased them, but that's just how it is and anyone who wants to protest against them is liable to get Ruby Ridged.

tl:dr obsolete laws that won't get repealed because it makes the government money and stops you from having fun toys.
 
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If you think the ATF cares about militarized tranny cults and will do anything about this, I've got a bridge to sell to you at the address 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719.
ive seen far too many nigger hood rats post online bragging about their illegal guns such as full auto modified glocks and the atf doesnt do shit about it. their threat model tends to be "right wing militants" ie white guy who might be conservative in some way. chances are the atf wouldnt care about the tranch even if you sent them irreprovable evidence of gun crimes short of murder.
 
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