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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I still haven’t caught up with the thread beyond reading what’s been said since I made that long ass post, but I have a few things to add.
I don’t think that they actually had any human bodies to bury. I read it as “she publicly asked for molitov cocktail recipes and for information about disposing of remains”, coupled with “for the intent of making murder drones” meaning it was a hypothetical plan. Bonnie’s just a dumbass and couldn’t say that clearly or reply to the correct tweet when he talked about the bodies thing, see here:
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So there were no human bodies to dispose of at that time, they just wanted to know for when they created the molitov cocktail murder drones. And yes Bonnie did update his twitter profile:
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I did some poking around and discovered that the tranch and penny’s accounts have been set to private
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And also i’m probably late with this but I was going through Fedposter J’s account and I’m sad that he started HRT since Bonnie left in September 2021.
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Disregarding the fact that Bonnie announced these multitude of extremely violent, and heinous alleged crimes on twitter of all places, imagine the mountain of animal bones the cops are gonna have to go through to try, and find these supposed human remains if they do decide to go down, and check things out.

You know, assuming the troons actually disposed of them in the alpaca mass grave, and not just tried to burn them on the stove which is why it always kept mysteriously breaking.


do you remember the 6 million al pacas that got cremated all in one oven over the course of a month?
 
Collecting styrofoam for molotov cocktails is so pathetically juvenile. When I was a kid I hoarded cardboard boxes and the plastic containers Bionicles came in incase I had to build a big fort out of them at a moments notice. I had grand plans of needing to defend my bedroom or even the whole staircase from an unknown assailant(s).

Not surprising that 6 year old me was about as mature as a guy who can't stop buying transformers merch.
 

Rate me late if I'm a blind retard, but I searched the last few pages and didn't see the audio posted. Here's the segment of Blocked and Reported episode 154 regarding the Tranch, from about 32 minutes in until the end.
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And here's the relevant show notes. I just did a quick copy-and-paste so the embedded tweets are omitted.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
The Advocate: Trans Anarchists, Alpacas, and the Beauty of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch


The Governor Whitmer kidnapping plot glows harder than Chernobyl in 1986


Business Insider: How the trans alpaca ranchers of Custer County, Colorado, are forging a new frontier


UNICORN RANCH IS UNDER ATTACK. UNDER SIEGE.

[Tranch tweet]

Unicorn Ranch is “nothing more than a glorified cult”, a 17-part epic

[Bonnie tweet]

The remaining Ranchers respond

[Tranch tweet]

The current Wikipedia page on the ranch


The "journey of recontextualization"

[Bonnie tweet]

Kiwi Farms is accused of sending police to the ranch

[Tranch tweet]

Alpacas and goats are relocated

[Bonnie tweet]

The Ranch is... scuffed, to say the least

[Bonnie tweet]

Bonnie's "IRS Report"


Kindness's statement


Further Reading​

Denver Post: How an anarchist commune for queer people grew a haven in conservative rural Colorado


High Country News: Meet the gun-toting ‘Tenacious Unicorns’ in rural Colorado


NPR: A Would-Be Trans And Queer Haven In Rural Colorado Just Wants To Be Left Alone

PBS: Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Pink News: Meet the brilliant trans folk who built a community of armed, anti-fascist alpaca farmers

I'm only part way through and it's an enjoyable retelling, but I will say that it is extremely shitty to say that Kiwi Farms is the only accurate source of information on the Tranch, use this and the KGIU threads as your main source, and then refuse to link to Kiwi Farms in the show notes.

Edit: included the "further reading" section of the show notes.
I laughed out loud when I heard the hawaiian punch logs I posted being read out loud, so glad that me knowing people amounts to something sometimes.
 
Collecting styrofoam for molotov cocktails is so pathetically juvenile. When I was a kid I hoarded cardboard boxes and the plastic containers Bionicles came in incase I had to build a big fort out of them at a moments notice. I had grand plans of needing to defend my bedroom or even the whole staircase from an unknown assailant(s).

Not surprising that 6 year old me was about as mature as a guy who can't stop buying transformers merch.
Well I am going to keep an eye on you in the future. I have never heard a story about someone owning Bionicles that didn't involve a crazy person. Doesn't matter if you were 6, it's just one of those Sonic-like indicators to me.
 
most anarchowhatevers ideal world involves every single human being on the planet being in a constant Cuban Missile Crisis against every other human being on the planet waiting for some retard to make the first move.
This is a good summary to how all these people function. They put up a fake smile all the time but in reality they are about to stab eachother's backs at a moment's notice. Like the afterdark accounts, the whole idea behind them is so fucking retarded. If you have an AD account and actually post spicy pics, I guarantee that all your "friends" are archiving that content at a pace that would make Stasi cry. They are constantly producing blackmail material for each other and I do not understand why a sane person would take part in something like that. Also I'm stealing "constant Cuban Missle Crisis against each other", its a fantastic term.

Speaking of AD accounts, do we know of any that belong to former or current tranchers (im late to the party but I did not notice any posted)?
 
I did some poking around and discovered that the tranch and penny’s accounts have been set to private
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No you’re right, Aldo is *gone*.
From just a few days ago:

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So that’s interesting, isn’t it.
I speculated before that Paul and Aldo seemed to panicking about the recent developments. Now Aldo has deleted altogether.

So is he worried that his siege tale and subsequent grift is about to be unravelled and doesn’t want to lose face on Twitter?

Or is he worried about the mention of the ATF getting involved, and he’s the one who supplied illegal weapons or modifications to the tranchers?

Least likely option is that he’s realised he’s been angrily supporting a bunch of malevolent wasters who did a bunch of vandalism and fraud and has deleted in shame.

He, Paulho and that podcast guy are in this up to their fucking necks though, I know that much.
:story:🚨 PANIC 🚨 :story:

Wow, I thought Bonnie was grasping at straws at first, but now it's looking like Penny really might have been dabbling in some illegal weapons/explosives stuff with his shady antifa buddies Paul Liistro and Aldo - probably for the "mutual self-defense network" Bonnie was talking about.

Bonnie mentions contacting the ATF & FBI... and they start deleting fucking everything. :lol:

The Tranch website is privated: https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/
https://archive.ph/WdDhK
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The Tranch's and Penny's twitter accounts have been set to private as mentioned above, but the Tranch militia account has been deleted. This account was controlled by Penny.
https://twitter.com/UnicornBNA2/with_replies
https://archive.ph/CYKKb
Archive from three days ago, when it was still up: https://archive.ph/vpfzF
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The other Tranch militia account (which was controlled by the @TransgirlTac field serf who's been MIA) is still up, however.
https://twitter.com/UnicornBDE/with_replies [archive]

Penny's Tiktok account has been deleted: https://www.tiktok.com/@steampunkpenny
Here's an old/outdated archive showing it existed.

I think their Instagram account is gone: https://www.instagram.com/tenacious_unicorn_ranch/
Can someone check their Facebook? It's prompting me to login, so I can't check: https://www.facebook.com/TenaciousUnicorn/
And if anyone knows of any other Tranch accounts, please check on those as well!
 
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Well, shit. Maybe the ATF won't knock so politely after all. Something as small as putting a stock on a pistol (any firearm with a barrel shorter than 16") will net you 10 years in jail. If they even thought of 3D printing an autosear or taking a hacksaw to a barrel they ought to be shifting pretty uncomfortably on their amholes right now.
 
:story:🚨 PANIC 🚨 :story:

Wow, I thought Bonnie was grasping at straws at first, but now it's looking like Penny really might have been dabbling in some illegal weapons/explosives stuff with his shady antifa buddies Paul Liistro and Aldo - probably for the "mutual self-defense network" Bonnie was talking about.

Bonnie mentions contacting the ATF & FBI... and they start deleting fucking everything. :lol:

The Tranch website is privated: https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/
https://archive.ph/WdDhK
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The Tranch's and Penny's twitter accounts have been set to private as mentioned above, but the Tranch militia account has been deleted. This account was controlled by Penny.
https://twitter.com/UnicornBNA2/with_replies
https://archive.ph/CYKKb
Archive from three days ago, when it was still up: https://archive.ph/vpfzF
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The other Tranch militia account (which was controlled by the @TransgirlTac field serf who's been MIA) is still up, however.
https://twitter.com/UnicornBDE/with_replies [archive]

Penny's Tiktok account has been deleted: https://www.tiktok.com/@steampunkpenny
Here's an old/outdated archive showing it existed.

I think their Instagram account is gone: https://www.instagram.com/tenacious_unicorn_ranch/
Can someone check their Facebook? It's prompting me to login, so I can't check: https://www.facebook.com/TenaciousUnicorn/
And if anyone knows of any other Tranch accounts, please check on those as well!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! HE DELETED FACEBOOK!!!! I wasn’t done poking through it for more photos!!! (:_( (I thankfully saved some, but I will upload them at a later date) He may have deactivated it and can reactivate it within 30 days though, same with Instagram, except there is no time limit. I can’t find anything explaining the differences between what a deactivated vs deleted account looks like, so maybe a more instagram savvy individual can tell me.
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I hope he doesn’t delete the Twitter. Please god don’t delete twitter, Penny. You have as many followers as Kevin!!! That’s actually an accomplishment, 19.8K followers!!!!!! Not even joking, that’s probably the reason he didn’t delete it, because he has influence and standing in the trans community on there.

Of course the patreon is still up and running though.
 
Shame about the car though, I almost bought a Nissan Leaf once. At least having a load of dirt on the seat is a step up from having someone with an amhole sat on it.

The Leaf is a decent city car, it just has no place off road and needs more than "I'm helping!" solar set up to run if you want to go off the grid.

My friend's hobby is spanking Mustangs at stop lights. You can feel the rage when they tailgate after getting blown away. Nothing short of a Demon or Hellcat can beat an decent electric in an 1/8th mile. It'd be like an ICE going up against a turbine-driven car.

I wouldn’t be that harsh. They had enough solar, and originally a wind generator, to give a Leaf a decent daily milage - probably enough to town and back.
Not with all the other shit they were running. They got the solar because their multiple gaming rigs were drawing too much power.

(I should say they got it to hide the fact they were getting a few more gas-powered gennies)

"Kevin, did you get around to ordering that barrel of lye?"

"Lye? I thought you said barrel of pie."

*womp womp noise*
I knew Lowtax wasn't dead.
 
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The Leaf is a decent city car, it just has no place off road and needs more than "I'm helping!" solar set up to run if you want to go off the grid.

My friend's hobby is spanking Mustangs at stop lights. You can feel the rage when they tailgate after getting blown away. Nothing short of a Demon or Hellcat can beat an decent electric in an 1/8th mile. It'd be like an ICE going up against a turbine-driven car.


Not with all the other shit they were running. They got the solar because their multiple gaming rigs were drawing too much power.

(I should say they got it to hide the fact they were getting a few more gas-powered gennies)


I knew Lowtax wasn't dead.
lol I will never understand the appeal of a mustang. Super loud, uncomfortable, slow low end torque, and they body styles over the years range from classic americana (not since the early 70s) to retarded trailer trash aesthetic. I'm still shocked a leaf can. dust one from a stop light though lol that is hilarious.
 
Collecting styrofoam for molotov cocktails is so pathetically juvenile. When I was a kid I hoarded cardboard boxes and the plastic containers Bionicles came in incase I had to build a big fort out of them at a moments notice. I had grand plans of needing to defend my bedroom or even the whole staircase from an unknown assailant(s).

Not surprising that 6 year old me was about as mature as a guy who can't stop buying transformers merch.

If it helps, your cardboard fort would've been undoubtedly of better construction than Kevin's vagina
 
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