There was a series of podcasts a couple of hundred pages back that identified him as "Aldo", presumably the same Aldo hate-tweeting at Paul right now. I think his real name is a few hundred pages further back, but I can't remember it.
Holy shit, you were right! We really need to look into this
Aldo guy.
From the
"It Could Happen Here" podcast just a few months ago:
This is Penny and a podcast narrator telling the story of the "siege". It's interesting to compare what they say here to the
original timeline of events.
Bonnie is completely absent from the podcast story, and the story itself is way, WAY more detailed than it was originally. Curious how the Tranchers didn't see fit to tweet about many of these details during the "siege"!
Almost as if they were made up afterwards...
For example, Penny did tweet about doing night patrols of the property due to "threats", but in the podcast he claims that he and Fedposter J actually saw some intruders probing their fence during a patrol, and this is what caused them to put out a call for help on Twitter. If you look at the linked timeline, Penny didn't tweet anything about seeing intruders himself.
The first mention of any intruders was from Bonnie
on March 6th, who said the "security" encountered a couple intruders:
Anyway,
back to the important point. The podcast does a weirdly in-depth, play-by-play commentary on what the "security" (explicitly identified as "
Aldo") experienced. Aldo is first named at the 6:08 to 6:14 mark of the clip above. He's also named several more times in the rest of the clip.
Aldo portrays himself as an experienced, tacticool badass. His account of events is ludicrously detailed and seems pretty absurd. He says that
even while he was driving down to the Tranch after hearing their call for help, he was tailed by two mysterious vehicles. He passed by the Tranch with the vehicles still following him, and he tried to get Penny to identify them [note that the Tranchers never mentioned this in their tweets]. In a high-tension situation where he was nearly driven off the road, he managed to scare them off.
Later that night, Aldo had the Tranchers go to bed while he went out to patrol the property alone [Starts around 10:54]. He supposedly witnessed vehicles driving past the property slowly and with their lights off, multiple times. [14:12] Around midnight he saw a couple unarmed men approach the front gate on foot with flashlights. He spied on them and heard one of the men say "Earl" (
@The Elusive Earl). Aldo makes a side-note here to mock the men as big dumb chuds. The two men start fiddling with the gate, and Aldo lit up with men with his flashlight and demanded that they leave. The two men then fled in a comical fashion, apparently.
[17:33] A couple hours later, Aldo heard voices again. He saw two men approach the property again, but they were different from the first two and they were armed. Aldo, in a heroic & badass fashion, demanded that they drop their weapons or else he would shoot them. The cowardly chuds then started running away, and Aldo pursued them. One of the men clumsily threw/dropped his weapon as he was climbing over a fence to escape, and the man oafishly had to recover his weapon. That's the end. However, Aldo says the fence was damaged from the men climbing over it, and there were tracks in the snow from the men's vehicle... how strange that the Tranchers never bothered to take pictures and share this evidence!
I have to reiterate that Aldo really tries to sell himself as some kind of badass, cool operator.
He's clearly doing that thing where liars will overly embellish their stories and add too many details to try and make the story seem "believable". I highly encourage you all to listen to the clip and judge for yourselves.
Anyway, it greatly contradicts the Tranchers own tweets. Aldo is saying that there were four men total (in two different pairs) who tried to trespass that night, but you can see
in the timeline that the Tranchers never mentioned this.
Bonus: At 10:31 in the clip,
"the Kiwifarms threats of burning them out of their home".
