The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The real pros know to just throw them down a mineshaft)

It only takes about six to ten feet of water depth to completely submerge even a large pickup truck.

 

[Trig.Point]

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog are some of the only journalists who've given Kiwifarms a fair shake in their reporting. Best not to pirate their content. I'll download the episode and post it here after it becomes free (if no one else does so first).

There's no point pirating something that's going to be free on Monday. However this is from the show notes.

• Journalists really messed up with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch story… Kiwi Farms did the media’s job better than the media did… Not again…
• 28 TERFS PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS. HELICOPTERS LANDED. UNICORN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN!

 

[behindyourightnow]

Penny retweeted that deadbeat loser Paul Liistro (@paulsl_3) calling Bonnie a "toxic and bad person".
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Dude, it doesn't matter that you haven't called the local cops when you're talking about bringing in the ATF & FBI. Your ACAB buddies aren't going to think it's ok.

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Calling out Paul Liistro:


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Bonnie truly is retarded, trying to get sympathy from these people by talking about damage to his house and car. That just makes them all hate him more. The people attacking him desperately wish they had a house and an electric car, but don't, because they are NEETs who live with their parents. The ones who do make good money and own houses (like Robert Evans) know not to bring it up. Of course they are going to be happy to see Bonnie lose those things, just like seething incels like seeing happy couples break up.

the reason why im terlling you this is because i think id almost rather deal with the smell than fucking menthol i hate it so much cause it makes me think of flying ants

Friend, this makes me think that you have simply not experienced the smell of a large or large-ish dead mammal before. It is truly something else.

(If you do ever have to deal with a dead animal and don't want to use menthol, vaseline plus a drop or two of anything strong, like eucalyptus oil, rubbed under the nose would probably do the trick)

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I don't really understand what the anarcho-commies expect Boner to do if they don't want him to call the cops? Just lie down and take the L? More to the point, how do they even expect to enforce rules in their queer communes if they don't have bobbies? Maybe they just assume everyone is a perfect uwu smol bean who would never consent-accident another person or steal or lie...

 

[Oxyjen]

Paul_sl3 and Aldo are apparently arms dealers who encouraged the tranch to invest in all kinds of fancy weaponry. Paul also turned up in person to “patrol”.
They are the main people giving panicky rebuttals against Bonnie now that he’s bringing up Three Letter Agencies, almost as if they’re been involved in something they shouldn’t have…

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...llip-matthew-logue.86681/page-75#post-8598669

 

[behindyourightnow]

I don't really understand what the anarcho-commies expect Boner to do if they don't want him to call the cops? Just lie down and take the L? More to the point, how do they even expect to enforce rules in their queer communes if they don't have bobbies? Maybe they just assume everyone is a perfect uwu smol bean who would never consent-accident another person or steal or lie...

They don't expect that. In communities like these, the people championing the "don't call the cops" rule are either the people at the top who want total power to do what they want, or their useful idiots.

It's the same in insular religious communities and cults. "Don't call the authorities, we will deal with it on our own" in practice means "we will let pedophiles and rapists victimize and exploit anyone we want, and give them a slap on the wrist and access to more victims when they are caught. Anyone who complains is a traitor who is trying to harm the community."

There is probably less pedophilia going on in these anarchist/queer communities (simply because there aren't enough children to attract pedophiles) and more general sexual abuse and financial exploitation, but the underlying mechanism is the same. It's a foolproof technique that allows psychopaths and abusers unfettered access to as many vulnerable people as possible.

 

[stupid frog]

Is Bonnie genuine retarded or something? Why would you report a group that you were a co-founder of to the goddamn FBI and ATF? Especially a group that hates you and will have no problem selling you out to them.

And even if you're dumb enough to snitch on yourself to the feds, why would you do it through the IRS?

He was so drunk he forgot he did it too.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

More to the point, how do they even expect to enforce rules in their queer communes if they don't have bobbies?

So basically there's this thing called the NAP (Non Aggression Principal) that most forms of anarchowhatevers agree on. The basic explanation of the NAP is "If you don't fuck with me I won't fuck with you, if you do fuck with me I am perfectly within my rite to absolutely annihilate you".

I don't know how trannies factor into it but most anarchowhatevers ideal world involves every single human being on the planet being in a constant Cuban Missile Crisis against every other human being on the planet waiting for some retard to make the first move.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Detailed information about DISPOSING HUMAN REMAINS ????

 

[HackerX]

I remember one time there were these flying ants in my yard when I was like 4. So me and my dad dumped boiling water on them but dont you know these damn things let off a menthol smell and like only 1/4 of them even fucking died! they left after a day but made such an impression that i still remember that day even now like 35 yrs later.

the reason why im terlling you this is because i think id almost rather deal with the smell than fucking menthol i hate it so much cause it makes me think of flying ants

Simpler times, before the Internet. The normal things normal people would do, but sound insane in retrospect.

Same Internet is now full of brain-damaged coomers who only achieve happiness through likes on Twitter.

The Internet may have been a bad idea, fellas.

 

[murph]

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog are some of the only journalists who've given Kiwifarms a fair shake in their reporting. Best not to pirate their content. I'll download the episode and post it here after it becomes free (if no one else does so first).

It was an accurate and fair recounting of both the flurry of glowing media attention, the relationship between Penny/Kevin and Bonnie/Paul and Kindness/??? and all her headmates, and the end of the tranch. The only objection I have is they seem pretty sure that some Farmer called the sheriff on the tranch.

The ending of the show gives a good shoutout to Kiwi Farms. I transcribed that conclusion. Don't know how to clip mp3s from Substack, but it went like this.

Herzog: Last note about this, while our furry friend Trace compiled these notes, he was largely because of a little site called Kiwi Farms, which has obsessively cataloged nearly everything these lolcows have posted for years. They're just taking what they have posted and their commentary of course, but this is all comes from -

Singal: With some slurs, I would imagine, some slurs, with the commentary

Herzog: - some slurs. But this all comes from stuff that they have publicly posted. So while the media outlets that have published these glowing profiles of the ranch have completely ignored its crackup as well as the allegations of both human and animal abuse coming from former members, the Kiwi Farmers are doing their jobs for them. Which is to say, if you want accurate information about this place, you will not find it at Vice, or NBC, or NPR, or PBS, or [???] whatever it's called, any of those "legitimate" outlets, but you will find it at kiwifarms dot net, which does, indeed, still exist.

Singal: I've noticed very few follow-up articles after the headlines of like "the end of Kiwi Farms" or how "Kiwi Farms" it's just this mass forgetting thing whenever the media gets a story wrong, or just moves on to the next thing. It's pathetic.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I was kind of disappointed that the episode didn't mention the loathsome Dung Eater at all but it wasn't like he was too involved in making decisions.

EDIT: There are some gaps in my knowledge of Tranch lore, who was the guest who actually claimed to have seen armed men trespassing during the alleged siege?

 

[Aunt Carol]

That Paul dude from above mocks him for calling the cops. Somebody asks what the hell is going on, and he gives an honest rundown of what happened (as in, Bonnie got a whiff of actual pussy and ran off to play pretend mental disability). Also notes that Bonnie blocked him so he has to screenshot his shit.
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"embraced some kind of multiple personality disorder"

Uh-oh. That's awfully plural-phobic (?) of him.

I keep saying it, but these people claiming to be plurals has no less proof than them claiming to be women. It's amusing to see how the plural identity just kind of disappears when it's time to be serious. Nobody told former-fed Paul, nobody told Samantha Bee's film crew.

 

[Particle Bored]

There's no point pirating something that's going to be free on Monday. However this is from the show notes.

• Journalists really messed up with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch story… Kiwi Farms did the media’s job better than the media did… Not again…
• 28 TERFS PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS. HELICOPTERS LANDED. UNICORN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN!

 

[Divine right to rule]

I was kind of disappointed that the episode didn't mention the loathsome Dung Eater at all but it wasn't like he was too involved in making decisions.

Penny and Kevin are just so nuts in different ways that even being a shit-eating sissy tranny in a poly sm troon relationship makes him still the most normal of the troon-trio, because those traits are just the foundation on which Pennywise and Amholio built giant, lustrous palaces of raging insanity and sexual deviancy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Bonnie: Penny offered to kill my mom, was making explosives, gloated that he killed before, and so much more!

Translated: Penny is a taticool LARPer at the age of 40 with half of his teeth missing

FBI/ATF should just arrest everybody for wasting their time with this lover's quarrel. Even Alysss and Kevin.

Dont know where the gun is (I assume in Paul's possession), but Yoko was in 300winmag IIRC. Not as stupid as 5.7, but still had to be "speshul"/.308-not-tEnaCIouS-enough.

Yoko was confirmed to be in BonniePaul's hands at his place with Alyssa.

I don't really understand what the anarcho-commies expect Boner to do if they don't want him to call the cops? Just lie down and take the L? More to the point, how do they even expect to enforce rules in their queer communes if they don't have bobbies? Maybe they just assume everyone is a perfect uwu smol bean who would never consent-accident another person or steal or lie...

Option A: Bonnie and Penny enter (more) peace talks with a community mediator. The situation is resolved peacefully, except both keep passive aggressively making innocuous moves on each other and more peace talks erupt until one of them just goes "ree" and runs away.

Option B: Bonnie takes the law into his own hands. Penny runs away like a bitch or dies, or Bonnie dies. No matter what, Penny's side will grift since Bonnie was the one who "instigated" it since Penny and co were peaceful moochers.

So, nothing. Just sit there and take it BonBon.


Bonus kwiggler that made me laugh for this situation:

Penny and Kevin are just so nuts in different ways that even being a shit-eating sissy tranny in a poly sm troon relationship makes him still the most normal of the troon-trio, because those traits are just the foundation on which Pennywise and Amholio built giant, lustrous palaces of raging insanity and sexual deviancy.

Please keep my name out of this, I'm suing and reporting Penny to the FBI just like Bonnie for all the things he made me do aka that I willingly participated in.

 

[Temperance]

I was kind of disappointed that the episode didn't mention the loathsome Dung Eater at all but it wasn't like he was too involved in making decisions.

Yeah, unsurprising tbh. Jen is basically a shut-in NEET.

EDIT: There are some gaps in my knowledge of Tranch lore, who was the guest who actually claimed to have seen armed men trespassing during the alleged siege?

They've always kept the identity of the guest a secret. Probably some crazy, homeless Antifa dude they invited over from Denver. Or maybe it was Paul Liistro...

Here's an example:
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They begin to tell the story of what happened here on March 6, 2021, when their little haven came under attack. "To be honest, it's all kind of a blur," says Stanley, pensively.

"Stanley" = Fedposter J. How convenient that it was all "a blur" to him!

At 3 or 4 in the morning, they say, a volunteer rancher acting as a guard found two intruders armed with rifles on the property. The intruders, wearing body armor, had come up the dirt road and tampered with the locks of the ranch's main gate, before crossing over a fence and onto the property.

The guard, who spotted them some 100 feet away, threatened to shoot. The intruders ran off the property so quickly they dropped their guns in the mud, and then scampered back to retrieve them.

Stanley says they did not report the incident to the police because they didn't have faith that they would do anything about it. (Indeed, there's no police record of the incident, and Custer County Sheriff's Department did not respond to Insider's request for information.) They've also declined to name the rancher who was there, so as not to jeopardize the person's health and security, they say.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Kindness might be dying (A)



As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

Editing this part in to say that i know shes a munchy and that I was trying to be sarcastic but it not being obvious due to me being tired when I posted it, stop replying to this as if I dont know.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

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As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

Bullshit. She's a munchy, they never die.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Bullshit. She's a munchy, they never die.

I heavily doubt death will happen, its fucking kindness we're talking about, but on the other hand we are witnessing the fall of the tranch and it would be *hilarious* timing for something like that to be truthful for once. Something about reverse psychology or something with the post you replied to idk im tired.