The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Gravy Seal]

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog’s Blocked and Reported podcast just did an episode where the second half was about TUR. It’s subscribers only right now but it goes public on Monday.

The only part that was really new to me was that they talked to Bonnie, who now doubts that the siege actually happened.

Any way we get a rip/archive of this? I'm not one for memberships and won't remember to check for it Monday. Plus archives good.

 

[Law]

The sudden, hard shift from "ACAB! Abolish police now! They're a tool used to murder innocent trans!" to "lol I'm going to get your ass smoked retard" never ceases to amuse.

Brianna Ghey, a teenage boy who identified as trans, was murdered in the UK by two of his classmates.
The troonatics chanted ACAB at a vigil for him. So the cops are bastards even when they apprehend the people who murder trans people and solve trans murders?
They love the cops when they can use them as attack dogs on people who misgender them. They hate the cops when they solve actual crimes.

 

[AGPinochet]

who now doubts that the siege actually happened.

But, wasn't he there? Like, larping as doing watch duty and everything? Is he claiming that Penis somehow fooled him into participating in an elaborate plot that Penis set up single-handedly and also succeeded in fooling all the other tranchers with the fake Siege?

 

[Monolith]

Detailed information about DISPOSING HUMAN REMAINS ????

They're obviously just beneath all the alpacas.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

They're obviously just beneath all the alpacas.

Actually that's a good way to throw off search dogs. Bury a corpse beneath an animal corpse.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Maybe but it's definitely even worse now because now it's written in title deeds and other binding documents. He never gets away with this shit he did and allowed others to do.

He's super big mad now that he realizes that, but he allowed all this to happen. He ran off for some crazy actual female pussy (like the heterosexual male he is) the instant he got the chance, and let a bunch of other criminal troons ruin his mom's property and destroy everything on it.

lmao well at least one of them will definitely get some karma for the al pacas

 

[Temperance]

BAHAHAHAHAH does anyone know if the ranch members are by any chance communists? That would make that situation much more ironic if they were to soon enforce their right to private property.

They're anarcho-communists, yeah.

Any way we get a rip/archive of this? I'm not one for memberships and won't remember to check for it Monday. Plus archives good.

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog are some of the only journalists who've given Kiwifarms a fair shake in their reporting. Best not to pirate their content. I'll download the episode and post it here after it becomes free (if no one else does so first).

But, wasn't he there? Like, larping as doing watch duty and everything? Is he claiming that Penis somehow fooled him into participating in an elaborate plot that Penis set up single-handedly and also succeeded in fooling all the other tranchers with the fake Siege?

Here's a timeline/breakdown of the "siege". The only person who supposedly saw the "armed fascists" was a Tranch guest who was out patrolling the property one night. Penny ran with the narrative out of paranoia and/or for grifting purposes, and the other Tranchers fell in line behind him.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Disregarding the fact that Bonnie announced these multitude of extremely violent, and heinous alleged crimes on twitter of all places, imagine the mountain of animal bones the cops are gonna have to go through to try, and find these supposed human remains if they do decide to go down, and check things out.

You know, assuming the troons actually disposed of them in the alpaca mass grave, and not just tried to burn them on the stove which is why it always kept mysteriously breaking.

 

[Particle Bored]

He also insisted on one of the most bougie, expensive handguns to own & operate, an FN 5.7. Even with PSA starting to roll their own 5.7 ammunition, that shit is not cheap & never will be.

Edit: the 5.7 was Penny's gun? Though I still wonder what happened to "Yoko", Bon-bon's rifle.

Dont know where the gun is (I assume in Paul's possession), but Yoko was in 300winmag IIRC. Not as stupid as 5.7, but still had to be "speshul"/.308-not-tEnaCIouS-enough.

 

[AnOminous]

lol chill out its just a joke

But it's funny because it's true!

I think the IRS stuff is for 2 reasons. 1,they're considered the ones (along with USPS) who give no shits and always get tge criminals when others have failed ala Al Capone. 2, they're not technically law enforcement so it's a bit more socially acceptable for the people who's opinions Paul cares about.

Note: if you snitch people out to the IRS, they generally look into you as well. This is not a government agency you want interested in your finances.

The troonatics chanted ACAB at a vigil for him. So the cops are bastards even when they apprehend the people who murder trans people and solve trans murders?

Troons are infants and man-babbies. They have to chant stupid shit that is basically "REEEEEEE FUCK YOU DAD" because they never grew up.

Anyone who has interacted with cops outside of getting arrested for some criminal pants-shitting retard attack realizes they're just more or less normal people like you and me.

 

[SandyCat]

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A man who dresses up as a woman is a possible deranged serial killer? Color me shocked

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

But, wasn't he there? Like, larping as doing watch duty and everything? Is he claiming that Penis somehow fooled him into participating in an elaborate plot that Penis set up single-handedly and also succeeded in fooling all the other tranchers with the fake Siege?

Bonnie claimed that the only direct witness was an “unreliable narrator “.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nothing is more hilarious to me than seeing these "far leftists" go running to big daddy government.

 

[Oxyjen]

Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog’s Blocked and Reported podcast just did an episode where the second half was about TUR. It’s subscribers only right now but it goes public on Monday.

The only part that was really new to me was that they talked to Bonnie, who now doubts that the siege actually happened.

That was FUCKING BRILLIANT. I love Katie Herzog. She accurately captured the lore and the current drama - lifting directly from the thread and fully acknowledging the farms as a more reliable source of information than the major outlets who did puff pieces.

Genuine lols at the retelling, especially the dead-pan description of Kindness. And some new information. One former resident’s complaint that I don’t think we’ve heard before, and as you say Bonnie casting doubt on the Siege (which tbh I think was already hinted at from comments on Twitter).

Excellent stuff, all tranch connoisseurs should catch this when it goes public.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

People who clean corpses use copious amounts of Vick's slathered on their noses to block smells. But don't underestimate the human ability to desensitize smells either

I remember one time there were these flying ants in my yard when I was like 4. So me and my dad dumped boiling water on them but dont you know these damn things let off a menthol smell and like only 1/4 of them even fucking died! they left after a day but made such an impression that i still remember that day even now like 35 yrs later.

the reason why im terlling you this is because i think id almost rather deal with the smell than fucking menthol i hate it so much cause it makes me think of flying ants

 

[FatalTater]

It's 2023, doesn't everyone know how to dispose of human remains?

 

[Oxyjen]

Detailed information about DISPOSING HUMAN REMAINS ????

As usual Bonnie has fucked up the comms here. This really isn’t helpful.
Does he mean there are bodies buried at the tranch? Doubtful.

Does he mean Phil talked about methods of disposal? Read up on? Planned? With whom?

Which bodies? Those of imaginary slain attackers? Political enemies / government officials? Noted terfs? Overdosed teenage trannies?


The “murder drone” bit is interesting though. There was only one (1) person on the tranch with even the imagined technical capability of 3D printing the parts you’d need to adapt a drone to drop napalm or a grenade. And that’s Bonnie himself!

It does all sound a bit “Anarchists Cookbook” to me, boys will be boys I guess.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I failed to notice before that in the late night hours of February 28, Kevin retweeted a tweet quoting another tweet regarding the TUR situation.

Spoiler: The two threads

the pics:

I’m guessing he made another tweet about Queer Armorer and got btfo, then Queer Armorer asked it be deleted and he did so. I cannot find anything from Queer Armorer about this on their feed so I assume they deleted their replies too. Either way, the backing down tweet was made 14 hours after the previous one.

The next day (3/1), he retweeted his tweet about Bonnie’s harassment and then this right after:

Retweets another thread expressing disappointment in Bonnie. This person has been pretty vocal about the situation, and from what I can tell after doing some detective work, it looks like they were an orbiter, not a resident. Mutuals with Sky, Wedge, Fedposter J, the tranch account itself, Penny, and Kevin. [A] (Future Humbert: Tranch and Penny both retweeted this too.)

Oh and by the way, here’s where that initial screenshot in the thread is from [A]

I don’t know if Queer Armorer was specifically referring to the tranch situation. They have not said anything directly related to it, minus telling that one guy to shut the fuck up when he started going after them.

Also Neck retweeted Bonnie’s IRS report. (Future Humbert notes that he has liked quite a few of Bonnie’s replies, he is definitely siding with Bonnie here).

I have not caught up on this thread, I have to admit. I’ve taken the liberty fueled by my unending autism to carefully document these events providing as much context possible. To sum it up though, Bonnie has been facing backlash from his comments about going to the authorities, which in their eyes is equal to murder. Themes to note in this section are anarchy, acab, landlords, and troons really wearing out the word “violence”.

Going in rough chronological order, we got Paul in a reply threatening to sic the ATF and FBI on the tranch. A troon claims that it is tremendously more violent to call the cops on people who he thinks fucked up his car. Said troon is followed by Sky, Kevin and the Tranch (who liked the tweet).

That Paul dude from above mocks him for calling the cops. Somebody asks what the hell is going on, and he gives an honest rundown of what happened (as in, Bonnie got a whiff of actual pussy and ran off to play pretend mental disability). Also notes that Bonnie blocked him so he has to screenshot his shit.

A bit later, Bonnie has a hilarious discussion with somebody, reassuring them that he thinks the house was tidy before they left, but calls Penny, Kevin, and Jen out on their hoarding. He seems to imply that the shit strewn out everywhere was the stuff they hoarded and couldn’t take with. He also seems confused with his own story of what the fuck happened, he says “vandals attacked” but bounces back to “they didn’t kick everyone out before they left”.

Later last night, Paul again calls Bonnie out. There’s some real gems in the replies, like somebody who believes that “snitching” no matter what is unacceptable, and Paul saying that this kind of “snitching” is TANTAMOUNT TO MURDER

That shit had me in tears

This morning, Bonnie makes a tweet stating that he did not call the cops, as Kevin alleged earlier this week.

He probably tweeted that because he had seen whay Queer Armorer said. In fact, he made his first reply in their thread 3 minutes before tweeting “I have never called the cops on them”. Bonnie then went back to Queer Armorer’s thread to sperg out like this is a tactical military operation, alleging all kinds of crazy shit, ranging from Penny offering to “assassinate” his mom, Penny telling him about how he killed a subordinate on the battlefield, Penny wanting to create “murder drones”, and Penny wanting information on how to dispose of human remains. Queer Armorer dislikes that he is doing this out of spite.

Yet another one of these tranny leftists insists that Bonnie is a landlord, to which Bonnie informs that retard that he didn’t have a lease or collect rent from them. Retard doubles down. Also to note is that earlier in the thread, he contradicts what he said in the hoarding thread about the vandals doing the trashing. Or maybe he’s just referring to how they caused damage by actually living in it (as he was). Bonnie also mentioned that they are indeed at Penny’s parents’ house, but it sounds as if the elders are not living with them (as in safe from troon shit).

Bonnie quote tweeted Paul’s tweet @‘ing him, and commented on how he was evading a block before accusing Paul of aiding them in their crimes. He was probably foaming at the mouth and having an Alyssa-style seizure over the keyboard at having to type his own deadname, so that’s definitely why he accidentally typed “persecution” instead of “prosecution”, guys. It’s not at all because he’s actually retarded!

Paul has the fact that he is a former fed in his bio, and he said that he went from being a fed to an anarchist in 6 years, while Bonnie went the reverse way in 1.

Somebody confronts Paul about the Bonnie’s claim of molitov cocktail murder drones (that has a nice ring to it, sounds like a metal band), Paul argues a bit and tells them to go back to Kiwifarms.

The Tranch account liked these replies by Paul. Penny, if you’re going to be doing this shit, at least do it on your personal profile, not the public organization one ffs

Although, even if it isn’t one of you (it better not be, and if it is, cut that shit out), you can’t really blame them for assuming that Paul has something to do with it, considering he has “bomb builder” in his profile.

To close, Bonnie declares he is sick of leftists. You and me both, homie.

Is it fedposting to say that I want everybody who believes in this retardation to be removed from existence now NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Edited because my finger slipped. After finishing this, I should be happy that I’m done and it’s great after such a long time working on it, but honestly, it just makes me hate troons even more because I had to read so much of this shit. mfs cry violence so much, it’s like the boy who cried wolf. Bonnie really should have shut up and just called them quietly without making a spectacle on Twitter.

Edit: I’m going to kill myself because it won’t unspoiler no matter what I do

 

[Temperance]

Penny retweeted that deadbeat loser Paul Liistro (@paulsl_3) calling Bonnie a "toxic and bad person".


More Bonnie tweets:

[archive]

Their laziness, beyond anything, was to not remove their last guests before leaving
They are hoarders of course
Kat - transformers
Jen - board games
Penny - animals and donations
I'm less concerned with the loss of my car than the violence perpetrated against me

[archive]


[archive]

I want to make it abundantly clear that I have never called the cops on TUR

Dude, it doesn't matter that you haven't called the local cops when you're talking about bringing in the ATF & FBI. Your ACAB buddies aren't going to think it's ok.

[archive]

I have documents ready for this long before they attacked my home. I've been getting ready for this since I learned of how abusive Penny and gang is to the people they work with. Everyone I know who had worked with her had severe trauma from the experience
This is not about me

People have been rescued from the ranch already. The homeless queers there are in danger and are being taken advantage of

[archive]


[archive]

I never collected rent or had a lease with TUR. I recommend reading my IRS report

[archive]

Calling out Paul Liistro:

Paul here, admiringly avoiding a block, is former ATF and LEO. I'm sure they would be interested in his direct involvement and guiding the ranch in their crimes to avoid persecution

[archive]

I'm so sick of leftists

[archive 1] [2]

This isn't about some online argument. They destroyed my home, are hurting the trans community and using donations to do it
[Paul Liistro] is going to be sucked up into it regardless of my personal feeling about him

This isn't about online beef

 

[behindyourightnow]

Detailed information about DISPOSING HUMAN REMAINS ????

It's just standard wannabe edgelord bragging. Information about disposing human remains* is not hard to come by. It sounds like he was reading a lot of anarchist ebooks and similar online LARP material, and then repeating shit to try to sound tough and smart and intimidating.

(*not that this information is particularly good, because the people who do try to cleverly dispose of human remains with chemicals or the like seem to get caught 90% of the time. The real pros know to just throw them down a mineshaft)