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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Penny is fed posting again
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So why do troons throw a temper trantrum any time there's a transvestite in anything, since it has nothing to do with troons?
edit: what is the difference between a troon and a transvestite anyway?
A transvestite is an often solitary pervert who gets off to dressing up in women's clothing but knows he's a man, or at least has the decency to limit it to drag shows. A troon is also a usually ostracized pervert who gets off to dressing up in women's clothing, but is so deeply mentally ill he believes he is actually a woman just because he says so.

The transvestite usually looks more like a woman.
 
They're already pissing away their new wealth.
A loan for the tractor. Even though it's only a five minute walk to the end of their drive.

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A tranny rape shed, complete with peanut gallery. Because in the earthship no-one can hear you scream.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1374438143529685005 (https://archive.ph/w5IDC)
https://mobile.twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1374419803365011456 (https://archive.md/jeoqf)
Earth... ship? Is a new saga just about to begin?
 
Had a look at new friend @paulsl_3. He's come into contact via HuskyAldoRaine and if he's telling the truth he's a literal Fed. He's very tacticool any rate.
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Link / Archive

December 6 - First contact with Aldo: archive
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March 8 - First contact with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: archive
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March 14 - Quick chat with Penny about ammo (seems to imply he can buy from a federal source?) archive
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March 16 - He and Aldo seem to be involved in distribution: archive
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March 20 - a couple of other involvees: archive.
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The best find comes in the form of a crossover with cow Juniper L Simonis, male womens' roller derby champion, Portland riot arrestee and noted troon. Simonis has a thread. This twitter thread became large and sprawling, and not a little incandescent.
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Had a look at new friend @paulsl_3. He's come into contact via HuskyAldoRaine and if he's telling the truth he's a literal Fed. He's very tacticool any rate.
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December 6 - First contact with Aldo: archive
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March 8 - First contact with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: archive
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March 14 - Quick chat with Penny about ammo (seems to imply he can buy from a federal source?) archive
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March 16 - He and Aldo seem to be involved in distribution: archive
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March 20 - a couple of other involvees: archive.
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The best find comes in the form of a crossover with cow Juniper L Simonis, male womens' roller derby champion, Portland riot arrestee and noted troon. Simonis has a thread. This twitter thread became large and sprawling, and not a little incandescent.
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Not getting too excited, but holy shit if they actually just welcomed an undercover fed into their party :story:
 
A loan for the tractor. Even though it's only a five minute walk to the end of their drive.

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Why the fuck? It's a large piece of expensive machinery that costs a damn lot to maintain and repair. They won't be able to change even a headlight or a spark plug if it's a new-ish manufacturer coded tractor.
Their land is fucking barren and they can't even process their only produce, alpaca fiber. Why couldn't they just pay another local farmer to plow the soil of Tran Ranch?

Oh wait, I know. They've practically alienated themselves from the community and it's for the grift anyway.
Wait an earth ship is an actual thing? What the hell is it?
It's a fancy passive house dug into the earth.
 
I can't find the link right now, but didn't their HOA have an entire page that went into how earthships are a specifically bad idea? Amazing.

Here's the link https://sites.google.com/site/coloradocramra/mobile-homes-sheds-trailers-junk
It's more a warning about attempting to build an earthship from old tyres, but has a couple of relevant points:

Structures Suitable for Mountain Living
If you are thinking of putting a mobile home, metal shed, travel trailer, or similar structure on your property, you may want to reconsider. The Colorado winds have blown apart many of these structures on CRAMRA, creating a junk pile. High quality construction is highly recommended.
Junk
Keeping junk of any kind on your property is a violation of CRAMRA covenants. Owners will be responsible for the cost of its removal. They may also face fines and attorney fees if they fail to remove it. Keep CRAMRA beautiful, eliminate junk!
Waste Tires and Tire Houses ("Earth Ships")


Waste tires are considered to be hazardous waste by the State of Colorado. When you have your tires changed on your vehicle, tractor, or other equipment, leave the old tires with the tire store or mechanic where they can be properly recycled. Do not accept old tires from others and collect them on your property.
We strongly discourage attempting to build houses using waste tires. Think about how much structural integrity there is in a stack of tires. Is it hard to push over? Is it hard to push over even if filled with dirt? There is no reason to build your house out of trash. Doing so will not help the environment. If you must live partly underground, use well formed concrete walls.
Our experience on CRAMRA with tire houses is a bad one. Your best case scenario is that you end up with an abandoned project and a very expensive cleanup. Your lot is likely to be identified as a junk lot and you may face legal action.
Yes you will see hundreds of pretty pictures online of tire houses. Many of these were produced by a cult in New Mexico where volunteers pay to become free labor for the cult. Building a tire house is much more labor intensive than proven construction practices so unpaid labor, a large budget, or years of hard labor on your own with nothing else to do are the only ways to build one. This is one reason for the high failure rate. No one is very proud of these failures so you don't see them posted online.
If you are the one out of a 1000 to succeed, you may spends years and a lot of money building your tire house to completion only to learn it is very uncomfortable to live in and abandon it then.
Worst case scenario is you die from radon.
There is a reason that you see more tire houses online than in real life. Tire houses are a hoax.
https://www.greenbuildingadvisor.com/article/earthship-hype-and-earthship-reality
https://dekeys.net/watch/2J9b9kGDTuI-should-you-build-an-earthship.html
Results of a typical tire house attempt and the story behind it

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/26/us/new-mexico-off-the-grid/index.html
Radon Hazards of Subterranean Living
In pioneer days people sometimes lived in dugouts as temporary housing. However, they moved above ground as soon as possible. Then in more recent decades people tried berm houses. It promised reduced heating and cooling costs. But that never caught on either and people moved out of their experimental houses. Perhaps people have a natural inclination towards more sunlight and what's good for them.
Living subterranean or semi-subterranean, as in a tire house, can actually be deadly. This is due to radioactive radon exposure. The entire state of Colorado is a high risk radon zone. If you want to live underground, there are better places to do it.
https://environmentalrecords.colorado.gov/HPRMWebDrawerHM/Recordview/403343

I love the radon warning. Maybe they'll all grow a third leg from radiation poisoning. That would be sad considering the money most of them invested having their original one cut off.

 
Hadn't checked on these fags in a while. Same as it ever was.

Semper fi archivist kiwis! :semperfidelis:

Whenever this comes to a crescendo, this is going to be the library of Alexandria (that isnt burned by the romans) when the rest of the internet sweeps this troonery under the rug
 
It's just a marking on the receiver.

I've browsed a good couple of firearms auctions just to salivate at 'Burgers' rights to purchase and use machine guns. Transferrable M16s went from around $40,000 to around $60,000.
In 2017-2018-2019, all before the Coof shitshow.

There's no way they could afford that when they were grifting for hundred USD items and expenses. Dealer samples are considerable cheaper because they require a special license to obtain, and there's no fucking way any of them could ever get licensed.
I love the radon warning. Maybe they'll all grow a third leg from radiation poisoning. That would be sad considering the money most of them invested having their original one cut off.
Their chopped-off dicks will grow back.
 
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