@Null given recent information, I can only conclude you that you are a legit, real world evil genius. However, you are deficient in several areas of the Official Evil Genius Code. As an official representative of Illuminati Local #421, it is my responsibility to inform you of these deficits and see that they are remedied with all due haste.
- You do not seem to have a impregnable fortress of any kind. An apartment in a large city doesn't work, you must have a large facility of your own design in a remote location to plan and organize your forces. An island retreat (preferably with an active volcano) is acceptable, as is a mountain hideaway. A space station would also be permissible, but those are quite pricey, and we realize you might not have a large operating budget yet.
- A femme fatale assassin as beautiful as she is deadly. Everyone knows the fastest way to get a man to drop his weapon is get him to think about his other weapon. The Israeli Defense Force has several suitable candidates, as does the American CIA. Please note that sexual harassment is not permitted under union rules, punishable by death, and that outfits consisting entirely of black leather may only be required for formal occasions.
- A doomsday weapon. You need something to threaten the nations of the world with. Trolling ain't gonna cut it. I suppose you could threaten to release nudes of some the more corpulent cows under scrutiny by your organization, but a high-powered laser shouldn't be out of reach for someone of your talents.
I would be remiss if I didn't point out that you are doing several things right, such as an army of minions at your command, and having a scheming henchman. By the way, this Dynastia character is plotting to usurp your power and rule in your place, but you are no doubt aware of that. Thank you for your attention to these matters.
