My closest, decade old homie is an Indian guy with an extremely fair skin & is more well groomed than some models (helps him get the girls, as per him), he used that to his advantage in India since he was a kid, & then went to Japan last year in November for a week due to being a weeb, achieving his Akihabara tour dream, hooked up with 3 girls there, & messaged me after his trip with them & I quote the very conversation:
Homie: "Hey __, would I be qualified as a White Boy?
Me: How & Why?
Homie: *sends 7 pics* Cause I just celebrated the Summer.
If you don't know what this is referring to:
I know this sounds as some r/thathappened bullshit, but I assure you, I was the first one who wished this to be false just due to sheer jealousy for a minute (
we both have Yellow Fever, but he's just a pajeet fuckboy). 15 mins later, I just said "keep up the hustle white boy".