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Yes Jack, that is how reservations work. You get to reserve a time without even being there in person. Amazing new technology, I know.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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So at least the second time he has eaten there since the stroke/heart attack. I wonder if any of his cardiologists and neurologists have ever googled him. I can't imagine they haven't. He is the Great Chef Jack Scalfani of the Cooking With Jack Show, you peasants.
Edit: Holy shit, reading through the nutritional info, most of the menu is on par with The Cheesecake Factory for how calorie laden it is. How the fuck to do you get nearly 2000 calories in a Buffalo Chicken Wrap?!
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"Oh honey, better look and see if that restaurant has online check ins... oh wait, it does? Guess we're not going there then, might have to wait behind folks who aren't even there yet!"
Allowing diners to reserve a place in line without being at the restaurant seems like it would be a headache for the hosting staff if they aren't there on time, but there has to be a limit if they're late in getting there. So once again, Fatty suffers a minor inconvenience because Cheddar's was busy on Sunday, who'd have expected that?
What really gets me is he's in a nursing home for the next month full of the elderly and disabled, some of whom may not even receive visitors, much less an excursion out for a movie and comfort food, and does he express any gratitude for his ability to do so? Of course not, he bitches about the "#newnorm". Sorry if the rest of the world has embraced being able to reserve a place in line with their smartphone, instead of have four fucking strokes.
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I also don't hear that with their leave from the nursing home they went to church on Sunday."Oh honey, better look and see if that restaurant has online check ins... oh wait, it does? Guess we're not going there then, might have to wait behind folks who aren't even there yet!"
Allowing folks to reserve a place in line without being at the restaurant seems like it would be a headache for the hosting staff if reservations aren't there on time, but there has to be a limit if they're late in getting there. So once again, Fatty suffers a minor inconvenience because Cheddar's was busy on Sunday, who'd have expected that?
What really gets me is he's in a place for the next month full of the elderly and disabled, some of whom may not even receive visitors, much less an excursion out for a movie and comfort food, and does he express any gratitude for his ability to do so? Of course not, he bitches about the "#newnorm". Sorry if the rest of the world has embraced being able to reserve a place in line with their smartphone, instead of have four fucking strokes.
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Remember the 6 million cookies
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Easy. You serve two full wraps of slop with a side of fries.
Looking on their menu, ALL of their portion sizes look absurd. Jack must love it.
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The facility likely has Sunday services, but they'd be very nondenominational. The target audience is the long-term care side, people who are comforted by the familiar routine. Nothing to get people angry or upset. Familiar old-fashioned hymns. Something everyone can attend.
Then throughout the day you have the lay volunteers bringing in the go-packs for their absent parishioners, from the churches that have Communion. I have never seen the cool brass and leather traveling Eucharist setups in person, only various pre-sealed Communion Lunchables.
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That's easily 2-3 servings, 4 if you only eat one half. To think Scalfatty probably downs that entire plate, plus whatever appetizer he inhales into his maw, PLUS at least 2-3 beers. This man is never leaving the nursing home
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ive had this. it is not that big and the shit just falls apart as you try eating itEasy. You serve two full wraps of slop with a side of fries.
Yes, he is a fucking mutt.
An asshole and a tard in a tantrum are difficult to tell apart.
I was unaware that Jack could daytrip from the facility. Man, it would suck to have armless Jack next to you in a restaurant, definitely kill the appetite to see Tammy shoveling the food in.
As to the constantly online, I am so sick of boomers trying to pull out the old "streetsmart tool set" that has been fully disabled in the modern world. Even shit they used to slide out before covid has been closed off now.
Guarantee he argued with the waitress "No one is sitting there, why don't you just put us there?" to which the waitress said "It's booked, I can't sit you there" to only get a "You snooze you loose, let me sit there!" and then demands for manager.
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Cheesecake Factory food is laden with calories but the portion sizes are not all that big. They're just stuffed with butter, sugar, flour, oil, who knows what else. Now Claim Jumper, back in the day that place could choke a rhino with a lunch special.
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Jack is now a teetotaler, but if this was the early 2000s, would have partaken in the beer.
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This waste of life tub of fuck is in a place where some people have to get moved around in a bedside lift because by no fault of their own the brain cancer has eaten their body to the point they are no longer mobile….their loved ones sit by and do the best they can to comfort their loved one and each other - because that’s all they can do……and he wants to bitch about leaving and having to wait for reservations."Oh honey, better look and see if that restaurant has online check ins... oh wait, it does? Guess we're not going there then, might have to wait behind folks who aren't even there yet!"
Allowing diners to reserve a place in line without being at the restaurant seems like it would be a headache for the hosting staff if they aren't there on time, but there has to be a limit if they're late in getting there. So once again, Fatty suffers a minor inconvenience because Cheddar's was busy on Sunday, who'd have expected that?
What really gets me is he's in a nursing home for the next month full of the elderly and disabled, some of whom may not even receive visitors, much less an excursion out for a movie and comfort food, and does he express any gratitude for his ability to do so? Of course not, he bitches about the "#newnorm". Sorry if the rest of the world has embraced being able to reserve a place in line with their smartphone, instead of have four fucking strokes.
DIE ALREADY YOU FAT TUB OF FUCKING SHIT!
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Teetotaler on camera, but that Jack Daniels burger video looked a bit suspicious. There's nothing wrong with cooking with booze, but that's an awful lot of whiskey being sloshed around on that video, and who buys a whole new bottle for purely cooking purposes if the old one still has 1/5th left?
Super Hans v2
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Just like all the pizzas and burgers he only takes one bit of, he gives the rest of the bottle to the homeless.
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Likely story, I know this is your secret account Jack........
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damn i didnt know jack scalfani was black this entire time
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He'll get all bitchy and say they're being stupid because he obviously didn't eat it. Then somebody needs to ask if he ate the banana and drank the juice?
Then he'll say something bitchy again, claim that they're deliberately doing this and a "true friend" would have contacted him in private.
In other words he's a salty little bitch.
Faggot has been eating out for how many years and doesn't understand how reservations work?
Honestly. I'm not that surprised.
He CLAIMS to be a teetotaler when Hammy is around. But there's evidence that he sneaks shots from his bottles that he buys.
Nah he just likes the BBC.
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This is the same guy who also thought that reserving something hours in advance for a pick up order would mean that it’s guaranteed that the staff would make sure it’s made right away and not deal with more immediate orders first. Especially on a grand opening
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You’d think this fat motherfucker would be grateful to be alive and humbled by his life being saved for seemingly the 4th major medical incident of his life.
Nah, fuck it. Jack “Karen” Scalfani is right back to where he left off before. He wants his cheap leather ribs and don’t charge him 1 penny over the price advertised online or in the theater. Don’t you people know I am a celebrity! Sit me at a table immediately or I will give you a D- review on the JOTG show and the angy flat face will come out in full force.
This is why most people don’t care if this man lives. He’s an insufferable assface.
Nah, fuck it. Jack “Karen” Scalfani is right back to where he left off before. He wants his cheap leather ribs and don’t charge him 1 penny over the price advertised online or in the theater. Don’t you people know I am a celebrity! Sit me at a table immediately or I will give you a D- review on the JOTG show and the angy flat face will come out in full force.
This is why most people don’t care if this man lives. He’s an insufferable assface.