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Idiot Asshole said:
And as a result all we're left with is dozens of pages of in-depth discussion about drugs and speculation about he wipes his ass.
Come back Lucas, we need you as much as you need us :c
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It's really funny how when you don't give the people who like laughing at you milk they tend to fuck off to weird topics about, how he cleans his am-hole.

But really, this is just calm before the storm. We know that with time gone, back pressure just builds and that's what we are waiting to pounce on.
 
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Idiot Asshole said:
And as a result all we're left with is dozens of pages of in-depth discussion about drugs and speculation about he wipes his ass.
Come back Lucas, we need you as much as you need us :c
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There is the needs of the many and the needs of the 1.

If rehab means KefFAILS wins that normal life and leaves the public light or shockingly opts to become informed on the subjects Keffals decides to cover and not go and pick fights is not the end of KiwiFarms.

Someone else will decide they can behave as Keffals did. It will be milk, just new.
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
There is the needs of the many and the needs of the 1.

If rehab means KefFAILS wins that normal life and leaves the public light or shockingly opts to become informed on the subjects Keffals decides to cover and not go and pick fights is not the end of KiwiFarms.

Someone else will decide they can behave as Keffals did. It will be milk, just new.
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I don’t think we have to worry about that. Lucas may very well be able to kick the drugs but it will not stop him from being a terminally online manchild with shitty opinions and zero filter. When our boy returns he will step right back into shit.
 
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He Found Captain Winky said:
I don’t think we have to worry about that. Lucas may very well be able to kick the drugs but it will not stop him from being a terminally online manchild with shitty opinions and zero filter. When our boy returns he will step right back into shit.
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My question is:
How long before lucas meet its personal Surfshack Tito and our (not so) beloved troon drops the dreaded womanizing, raping...trollin' stupid, pickle-suited NIGGER?
 
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I bet he's not even in rehab. All he does is lie, eat junk food, play with his amhole to CP, and groom kids.

He has no ambition, no self awareness or any skill whatsoever needed to improve himself. He is flotsam being propped up by other just-as-useless folks.

I bet he's in Momma Luke's house hiding out. Then after a while he will come back saying "I did it!" while using more then ever until his eventual death. (Not before giving us more great lolcow material, of course)

A common death among addicts/alcoholics is vomiting while passed out, then choking on it. (Chris Farley, John Bonham, Jimmy Hendrix, Bon Scott.)

I think that would be a great way for Luke the Puke to go: choking on his own bullshit.
 
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My boredom overwhelmed me and I asked ChatGPT to give me a showdown between Keffals and Null and it did just that.

The air was thick with tension as Clara "Keffals" Sorrenti and Joshua "Null" Connor Moon faced off in a dimly lit room. Keffals held a microphone in her hand, her twitch chat silent as they watched the drama unfold.

Keffals: "What do you want, Null? You've been coming after me for weeks, harassing me and my fans. You're a sick individual."

Null: "Oh, come on now, Keffals. You know I just like to have a little fun. And who knows, maybe you and I could have some fun together?"

Keffals rolled her eyes and took a step closer to Null, her gaze unwavering.

Keffals: "You're disgusting. But you know what? I'm tired of running. Let's make a deal. I'll give you what you want, if you promise to leave me and my fans alone forever."

Null smirked, a glint in his eye as he stepped closer to Keffals.

Null: "And what is it you think I want, Keffals?"

Keffals took a deep breath, her heart pounding in her chest as she spoke.

Keffals: "Me. You want me. And I'm willing to give myself to you, just this once, if you promise to leave me alone."

Null chuckled, his hand moving to stroke Keffals' cheek.

Null: "You're a smart one, Keffals. But you should know by now that I always get what I want."

Keffals narrowed her eyes, her grip on the microphone tightening.

Keffals: "Not this time, Null."

With lightning-fast reflexes, Keffals swung the microphone at Null's head, knocking him to the ground. She then grabbed a nearby chair and smashed it over his prone form, before kicking him in the ribs for good measure.

Keffals: "That's for all the shit you put me and my fans through."

As Keffals turned to leave, she felt a hand grasp her ankle. She looked down to see Null smirking up at her, his eyes filled with lust and admiration.

Null: "You're a real firecracker, Keffals. I like that. Maybe we could still have some fun together sometime?"

Keffals shook her head, disgusted, and pulled her ankle free.

Keffals: "I don't think so, Null. You're just a sick, twisted individual. And I'm done playing your game."

With that, Keffals turned and walked out of the room, leaving Null lying on the ground, defeated and humiliated.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Barbiturate (Nembutal, Seconal etc) WD's are supposedly the worst, even worse than Klonopin or other Benzos, but I don't know if they're even prescribed outside of in patient psychiatric hospitals or that Swiss suicide clinic.
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I think they're generally only used as a pre-op medication, or in the form of the very low dose phenobarbitone, for people who have very hard to manage epileptic seizures. They haven't been prescribed for insomnia (previously the most common use) since the end of the 70s/early 80's.
Benzodiazapines are just as effective and much, much safer. Almost nobody overdoses on benzos. Everyone would croak on the old Nembutal/Tuinal/Seconal and alcohol combo.
 
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There really is a mental disroder being leveraged here and there is no doubt in my mind about it. There is no way you can do these thing's and not be mentally ill over something somewhere. If you look at echo chambers like wards in a mental hospital they fit 1:1 no problem.
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To keep ourselves entertained first there was drug sperging, followed by amhole talk (may my eyes remain unsoiled, inshallah) and now...

BEHOLD

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!!! IT'S PSYCHOLOGY FAGGERIN' TIME !!!
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As I alluded to in a previous post, Keffals is a dyed-in-the-wool AntiSocial Personality Disordered (ASPD/A-SPeD) faglord. If you ever find yourself on the wrong side of the tracks, these cunts are everywhere among all the other Cluster Bitches. Whereas clinical narcissists fully believe their delusions, ASPeDs like an abused animal put on a hard front and bark even louder to protect themselves from a scary world. They are the queers you mute in online games when they start screaming like they got stabbed for real every time they get dunked on. Anyone who's ever been around street drugs has met a dude like this. Dirty, shitty tats, woman beater, anxious, always carries a tool, will do anything to look like somebody you don't wanna mess with. While there are legit badasses with this personality, a good number are certified homos who either die from an OD/AIDS or end up in jail for killing their ex-girl.

ASPeD you don't wanna fuck with: Former MMA fighter/current jail resident War Machine
ASPeD anyone can fuck with: This zoosadist loser I just came across in the Community Happenings -thread

Anyway, I could go on but the following pictures will do a way better job at explaining this shit. I took the liberty of highlighting relevant parts for anyone who just wants to skim through them.

General info intermixed with a case study
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Heeeeere's Johnny!
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Source: Personality Disorders in Modern Life. You can find the book on the ~High Seas~ or you can b...bu...bwa-ha...bwa-ha-ha-buy it for like 150 bones. At over 600 pages, it's a rather comprehensive package for anyone interested in this shit.

In closing; while Lucas scores high in narcissism, he doesn't exactly qualify for sociopathy due to his dogshit skills in machiavellianism. Given his off-putting personality my personal schizoid theory is that he got the sex change not to be a girl but to avoid physical repercussions for acting like the most annoying sexpest pussy on the planet. Idfk so without further ado I, Dr. Dick, dub thee Lucas Roberts, a sadistic degenerate fag for life. Wear it with pride, you weak fuck.

RIP Mac Miller
 
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