Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
I can't get over how the "Roman-style brothel" is described while motivational music is played in the background, as if that's an important reason why people should vote "yes". It honestly wouldn't supprised me if he edited that video himself, it's just so fucking tone-deaf.
 
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Yes Russ, we are totally hating on you because your face is paralyzed and not because you are a creepy sex pest trying to sue celebrities into sucking your dick
 
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Yes Russ, we are totally hating on you because your face is paralyzed and not because you are a creepy sex pest trying to sue celebrities into sucking your dick
A few things.

First, Jesus Christ spoiler that thing!

Second, this may be the least greasy that I have seen his hair in some time, so good on him for that, I guess.

Third, this photo really does well to highlight the slight abnormalities in his morphological deformities. His ears are two totally different hights, which is why I suspect that his glasses always look crooked. His left eye (our right) seems to be sinking down lower than his right. His nose seems misshapen but I can't pinpoint what about it makes it look off. His underbite is getting worse. The right side of his face seems wider than the left.

Lastly, why, oh, why, does he continue to let his mustache grow into his nose hairs?????
 
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Third, this photo really does well to highlight the slight abnormalities in his morphological deformities. His ears are two totally different hights, which is why I suspect that his glasses always look crooked. His left eye (our right) seems to be sinking down lower than his right. His nose seems misshapen but I can't pinpoint what about it makes it look off. His underbite is getting worse. The right side of his face seems wider than the left.
Not to mention the lack of wrinkles on his face, no doubt one silver lining to facial paralysis.
 
Guys! RUSS WANTS HELP! SIGN THIS PETITION NOW!
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What does he want?e

The petition was started by Sarah Jackson
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I know Change.org petitions are almost always toothless, but legal counsel when accused of a crime is a constitutional right. Can the courts even do that? Tell a defendant that a certain attorney cannot represent them?

And on top of that, she's a public defender, who will most likely encourage a plea deal. Wanting even that fig-leaf representation revoked is fucked up.

Then again, a temporarily (or permanently?) embarrassed predator like Russhole would want his victims defenseless, either physically or legally.
 
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A few things.

First, Jesus Christ spoiler that thing!

Second, this may be the least greasy that I have seen his hair in some time, so good on him for that, I guess.

Third, this photo really does well to highlight the slight abnormalities in his morphological deformities. His ears are two totally different hights, which is why I suspect that his glasses always look crooked. His left eye (our right) seems to be sinking down lower than his right. His nose seems misshapen but I can't pinpoint what about it makes it look off. His underbite is getting worse. The right side of his face seems wider than the left.

Lastly, why, oh, why, does he continue to let his mustache grow into his nose hairs?????

His left side seems to be drooping. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked himself up to a rage stroke. This is similar to that one video of CWC when he decided to end his q&a with the farms. His left side started getting a bit droopy after he raged out.
 
Yeah, Russhole doesn't care about that guy! He care so little about him that he's going to make a social media rant about how uncaring he is about the whole situation. What a dingus.
Well yeah. If he didn't make a post telling us how much he didn't care then how would everybody know how much he didn't care?

You didn't think about that did you?

I can't get over how the "Roman-style brothel" is described while motivational music is played in the background, as if that's an important reason why people should vote "yes". It honestly wouldn't supprised me if he edited that video himself, it's just so fucking tone-deaf.
Everything about him is tone deaf including his music.

Still chasing the Japanese Cheerleader while hitting on other girls.
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Then Russtard needs to go to Osaka or Fukuoka. She'll literally in those cities on those dates. It's the best chance he has to do so.

But he better get started. Since he won't fly he needs to find a ship heading that way ASAP.
 
"A local man has been making unwanted overtures to women on social media for months without cessation. Today, our reporter talks to the notorious creeper of downtown Vegas"
"Today our intrepid reporters interview the one man who can't get laid in a whorehouse!"

Oh god! Can you imagine the fun if its a female reporter?
 
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Yes Russ, we are totally hating on you because your face is paralyzed and not because you are a creepy sex pest trying to sue celebrities into sucking your dick
Okay I have made a point of not saying it, but I can’t stand it anymore.

Every time I see Russ’ eye shape, I can’t help but think of Nervous Subject from Sims 2. I literally cannot think of anyone else whose eyes are shaped that way except a pixel person who was designed to look a little “off.”
 

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Oh god! Can you imagine the fun if its a female reporter?
I just kinda presumed it was when I read it. I can't imagine him really working with a male reporter no matter how deferential to Russ's story he might act.

I've probably been watching him too long, but from his drooling maw the word 'reporter' instantly presumes another toothsome TV personality whose job description includes looking above and beyond presentable.

Especially if he's bragging about it on Facebook.
 
That one curl of hair over his forehead looks like it was drawn on with marker. It's so flat and dark. I don't know if it's because of grease in his hair, or sweat, or because it's damp, but it's weird. I wouldn't put it past Russ to start drawing on hair because he's so upset about going bald.
 
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