DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[We Are The Witches]

are you looking for these?
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Spoiler: info

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Yes, those.

Twitter was FUBAR some minutes ago, now it appears to be fine.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I doubt DSP is playing the Street Fighter gacha. It's not very well received and whales who spend as much as him don't typically have more than one game - plus if he was whaling in two gachas we'd know because he'd crank the begging into overdrive.

Somewhat agree. Playing two gachas at once would be a very bad idea. But it's Phil and he likes to go through with bad ideas.

I mean Champions isn't well received either and look at him go.

Also it doesn't matter anyway. We will never catch him with his pants down again. You can also change your names for a price instead of having Scopely do it for you.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Hey friends. I found the reason why Phil needs so much money

Twitter

And seriously what kind of Pizza costs 28 $?

Dave doesn't tip. -11 dollars.

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Also just a random screenshot I noticed watching Meerkhets stream.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

lol, dave you don't pay your taxes. I wouldn't be talking about taxes on stream

 

[Wasabi Panda]

2 big bills into back taxes again...

EDIT - He really sounds like a desperate con-man looking for any fix. the forced laugh, the REALLY forced and extremely transparent tone of pretending like he's talking to his buddy and that underlying completely unsubtle bullshitter back into the corner air about him

 

[Comma]

Lol, he's now apologizing because "a lot of actual fans" messaged him, being angry with his begging of the past couple of days. It took literal years of begging for them to get this point.

-EDIT- Says he doesn't keep a record of how much he earns per day, and that detractors are insane for keeping a spreadsheet. Yeah, keeping a record of your income as a business is pretty insane. Who the fuck does that?

-EDIT2- "If people don't want me to mention I need extra help, fine, I can do that! But remember that things could get really bad if I don't do that!"

Jesus Christ, he can't even stop begging when he's in the middle of apologizing for begging.

Also:

Fans: We don't like it when you talk about finances! We're here to relax and not thing about those subjects!
DSP: Yeah, you're right, I understand! *instantly does a 40-minute sob story about taxes, money and begging*

-EDIT3- It's working:

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Watching TheoDoesVids go over the e-mails.
"I haven't been interviewed by anyone since TheQuartering. And that was YEARS ago."
He thinks this interview will be like Willy Wonka coming out of the chocolate factory after 20 years. It's really more like Chris Watts being interviewed to ask what the fuck he was thinking.

"These people have doxxed me and my wife and gotten personal information including our address"
Okay now hold on. He fucking doxxed his own address and knowing that shit was out there he still moved that bitch in with him. That's not being fair at all.

"I really like you. And your content."
We've gone beyond "hello good sir". This dude is so gay. He really just wanted SideScrollers to guard him while the audience questioned Craig regarding his appearence. What? He was going to sit there and expect Craig to ban everyone who might ask some intense questions? Fuck outta here

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Apparently e-begging on the internet is like asking family members for help, lmao. This guy needs 4 padded walls and a straight jacket.

 

[Balr0g]

Lol, he's now apologizing because "a lot of actual fans" messaged him, being angry with his begging of the past couple of days.

It took literal years of begging for them to get this point.

Can't possibly the detractor flooding Youtube with his begging rants. No way Jose. Were just his true and honest fans. GTg and Keemstar are right Phil is addicted to begging. Especially his last "sorry segment" ended with "I can't promise I won't do it again"

 

[Tears for T]

Wonderful for Phil to acknowledge @Piece of Peace work! They play accountants and keeps a tally of all my tips! Oh, Dave you are so butt hurt! I pressure is rising in the pig pen.

 

[Chernabog3000]

If only he did have a escort he could call on. He'd probably have a better grasp on taxes. Perhaps an even more efficient approach to them.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Hey friends. I found the reason why Phil needs so much money

Twitter

And seriously what kind of Pizza costs 28 $?

Places that sell on door dash increase the prices to make up for the huge fees that these delivery companies charge.

My local takeaway is twice as expensive on uber eats as it is in person. They have an uber eats menu and another menu for the locals.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

holy shit, phil...Desperation is a stinky cologne.

 

[JPG]

RIP daily members goal. That lasted long. He needs tips more.

 

[UaineRunei]

So, his apology to his whales for begging too much is... Another massive beg segment?

Another great example of Phil's remarkable intelligence.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Apparently e-begging on the internet is like asking family members for help, lmao. This guy needs 4 padded walls and a straight jacket.

The really really sad part is that he is somewhat correct. His horse desn't love him and only use him to pay for feed and stabel. Agent Declaw doesn't love him either he is just using his training to saty imbedded.

So the gaggle of dents and actual wheelchairs in his chat that he begs for money 6 days a week, probably is the closest he has to an actual family.

 

[BallBuster II]

2 big bills into back taxes again...

EDIT - He really sounds like a desperate con-man looking for any fix. the forced laugh, the REALLY forced and extremely transparent tone of pretending like he's talking to his buddy and that underlying completely unsubtle bullshitter back into the corner air about him

Looking at PPG, he does the same "two big bills due" the same time every month.

 

[Comma]

RIP daily members goal. That lasted long. He needs tips more.
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[Grease Fountain]

Holy shit this unhinged rant. Also, Piece of Peace called out on his faulty accounting by the business degree man himself! Only about a minute after saying he's afraid of doing his taxes wrong despite having a tax guy.

 

[JPG]

Getting that [feigning distress] groove back getting that [begging] vibe back