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[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Bonnie truly is retarded, trying to get sympathy from these people by talking about damage to his house and car. That just makes them all hate him more. The people attacking him desperately wish they had a house and an electric car, but don't, because they are NEETs who live with their parents. The ones who do make good money and own houses (like Robert Evans) know not to bring it up. Of course they are going to be happy to see Bonnie lose those things, just like seething incels like seeing happy couples break up.



Friend, this makes me think that you have simply not experienced the smell of a large or large-ish dead mammal before. It is truly something else.

(If you do ever have to deal with a dead animal and don't want to use menthol, vaseline plus a drop or two of anything strong, like eucalyptus oil, rubbed under the nose would probably do the trick)

I would do the last thing defintely but menthol strongly makes me gag too lol

 

[MetalOwls]

I remember one time there were these flying ants in my yard when I was like 4. So me and my dad dumped boiling water on them but dont you know these damn things let off a menthol smell and like only 1/4 of them even fucking died! they left after a day but made such an impression that i still remember that day even now like 35 yrs later.

the reason why im terlling you this is because i think id almost rather deal with the smell than fucking menthol i hate it so much cause it makes me think of flying ants

Smells are powerful memory triggers, regardless if said smells are pleasant or not. Obviously, a genocide of ants isn't going to endear you to menthol.

That said, I'd much rather sniff heavy amounts of mint over methane gases and decay

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

My god, could you imagine getting your next assignment and it’s “read this thread to help build our file on these people” except it’s a 1000 page long kiwifarms thread? Jesus christ, those feds would have no idea what an emotional rollercoaster they’re in for. The entire thread’s only constant theme through and through is us mocking troons. [...]

Give it a week and they'll find the agent rocking under his desk, muttering "am hole".

[...]
I always think about that Migratory Bird Act sperging, I’m glad someone else thinks about it too. I’d also like to remind everybody about the 501c3 stuff, probably tractor stuff, wool quality discussion, the brief coffee arc, Native American reservations, house renovation stuff, endless gun sperging, furry convention information, and worst of all, the Alyssa arc. If the feds ever have people combing through this thread, I don’t think the pay would ever compensate for the part of themselves they would lose as a result of seeing her madness. [...]

This thread is the 13th Foxfire book.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Apologies if someone already got to this in this thread or not, but the Tranch got heavily featured in the second half of this BARpod episode. And yes, KF is given quite a bit of credit as the most accurate place to get information on the Tranch.

 

[Vesperus]

What was the inciting incident leading to the current DFE event? I can't quite pinpoint what of the many things it was in response to, if anything. Maybe they just felt like the heat was getting to be too much finally?

The timing corresponds with the BAR podcast. Not sure what the reach is, but it has well over 100k followers on twitter.
That's a lot of attention...

 

[glad vlad]

If Bonnie has willingly participated in this recent episode of Blocked and Reported, does that mean that Genocide Singal is the “media” he’s been talking to? This is going to go over great in the trooniverse. Merely by talking to Singal, Bonnie has violenced untold millions of vulnerable trans kids. Troons hate Singal, even though he’s quite the pronoun respecter. He’s one of the only males who makes them murderously mad like TERFs do.

Anyway, in the comments on that BAR episode, I found this link about a rationalist troon murder cult. This is so intense I feel like I need index cards and a timeline to begin to make sense of it:

Unbelievably crazy stuff here. (Archive)

• In August of 2022, Ziz seems to have faked her own death. Ziz’s close associate Gwen Danielson may have done the same thing in April of 2022.
• In November of 2022, three associates of Ziz (Somnulence “Somni” Logencia, Emma Borhanian, and someone going by the alias “Suri Dao”) got into a violent conflict with their landlord in Vallejo, California, according to court records and news reports. Somni stabbed the landlord in the back with a sword, and the landlord shot Somni and Emma. Emma died, and Somni and Suri were arrested. Ziz and Gwen were seen by police at the scene, alive.

If this is already on the farms, I couldn’t find it. This thread just keeps on giving.

 

[LGHDR+]

I'm still waiting for that house to catch fire. Now it would be for insurance fraud or someone covering up evidence.

No matter what they do it for, it'd be labelled arson in 15 minutes.

 

[2525ABC]

Anyway, in the comments on that BAR episode, I found this link about a rationalist troon murder cult. This is so intense I feel like I need index cards and a timeline to begin to make sense of it:

Unbelievably crazy stuff here. (Archive)



If this is already on the farms, I couldn’t find it. This thread just keeps on giving.

Just your average sword-lesbians bravely battling the evil rentiers.
Altho, they were living in trailers in some caste based intentional community so it's more like the rise of the field troons...

 

[oramge cat]

Oh you poor, sweet innocent thing. I guess you're new around here

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#justgirlythings

Please pardon my sperging for a moment:

THESE FUCKING RETARDED TRANNY FUCKING LUNATIC SEX PESTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR SOCIETY AND THEY CANT EVEN BALANCE THEIR OWN FUCKING CHECKBOOK OR KEEP A HOUSE FROM BEING DESTROYED.

These are the retarded ass motherfuckers that “society” tells me are supposed to be the moral standard for my and my children’s lives. They are barely functional enough to keep themselves alive and even then it’s only 59% of them. I am so sick of this absolutely bullshit and I want to thank Josh moon for creating a platform where I can say that freely. FUCK TRANNIES.



It’s piqued btw. No offense.

What the fuck is balancing a checkbook? I have never used a check in my entire life. I am not young either. I remember my parents doing it in the 90's?

 

[／Ｏｕｒ Ｌａｄｄｉｅ／]

Smells are powerful memory triggers, regardless if said smells are pleasant or not. Obviously, a genocide of ants isn't going to endear you to menthol.

That said, I'd much rather sniff heavy amounts of mint over methane gases and decay

Technically methane is odorless. You're thinking of the smell of mercaptan added to natural gas to help people notice leaks.

On the subject of the DFE in this wild ride is it illegal to make styrofoam napalm and put it on a drone? Seems like something a yotuber circa 2014 would do. The accusations themselves don't really seem to be the kind of bombshells that would scare a terminally online narcissist. "Oh no he looked up body disposal methods." Was there something in the resulting discussion more damning?

In any case this thread is a hoot.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They went private the day after Bonnie started throwing mentions of the feds around, so I assume that. I assume either Penny realized that Bonnie might have something to stand on if he does go to the feds, or Penny decided to run a poorly timed damage control. Either one is an option in my mind because Penny isn’t exactly the brightest.

I have to remind you, friend, of a third option: they're fucking idiots who know nothing and can't be assed to learn a single thing while thinking they know everything up to literal secrets of the universe.

They saw the tweet and went OH SHIT THE FASH SENT THE GO ORDER because they're complete idiots and absolutely do not know whether or not they did a bunch of serious federal crimes that they spent years posting publicly. When nothing happens because they're irrelevant they're going to write the story as having outfoxed the fash before their hounds could locate the queer community's safehouses allowing them to fade back into the jungle Mom's House to continue the guerrilla resistance. (KEVIN! WE'RE GOING TO COSTCO! MAYBE WE CAN SWING BY WALMART SO YOU CAN LOOK AT NEW STUFFIES!)

 

[Makhno]

Alpacas are gentle creatures full of love and wonderful wool; someone needs to be brought to justice to pay for what has been done, but because a gay kike is governor of Colorado that is never going to happen unfortunately.

 

[Vesperus]

What the fuck is balancing a checkbook? I have never used a check in my entire life. I am not young either. I remember my parents doing it in the 90's?

You're fairly young then. Us Gen-Xers who had to grapple with bank accounts without an app for instant online balance had to fucking count.

Be grateful we invented the app you use.

 

[stupid frog]

IIRC this is not the first time he's rented from his grandparents and they've owned a lot of properties over the years.

Currently they own two small apartment buildings in Boulder County and a duplex (?) in Larimer County but I'm gonna guess they're not living in any of them.

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Edit: And one (so far) in Adams County... interestingly not a part of their trust.

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The one above was actually rented by Phil a decade or so ago.

lol his parents are landlords

 

[BunchofMunch]

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Just your average sword-lesbians bravely battling the evil rentiers.
Altho, they were living in trailers in some caste based intentional community so it's more like the rise of the field troons...

The one on the top right kind of reminds me of Ravioli.

 

[MadDisaster]

#justgirlythings

What the fuck is balancing a checkbook? I have never used a check in my entire life. I am not young either. I remember my parents doing it in the 90's?

In case this is a serious question:
Balancing one's check book was a process required back in the old days when people used checks, and banking was mostly paper based. Money wasn't removed from your account instantly, but whenever the check was processed by your bank. In order to know how much money your checking account had accurately, you would check your statements against your checkbook and the checks you had written so you could see which ones had been processed. If you only looked at the balance, and weren't responsibly keeping track of your checks, you might have checks still unprocessed and overdraw your account.

 

[2525ABC]

In case this is a serious question:
Balancing one's check book was a process required back in the old days when people used checks, and banking was mostly paper based. Money wasn't removed from your account instantly, but whenever the check was processed by your bank. In order to know how much money your checking account had accurately, you would check your statements against your checkbook and the checks you had written so you could see which ones had been processed. If you only looked at the balance, and weren't responsibly keeping track of your checks, you might have checks still unprocessed and overdraw your account.

The tranch equivalent would be tracking Kev's toy pre-order commitments against projected gfm income in order to time fake nazi attacks and twitter publicity campaigns appropriately.
Grifting is way more complex than working.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Anyway, in the comments on that BAR episode, I found this link about a rationalist troon murder cult. This is so intense I feel like I need index cards and a timeline to begin to make sense of it:

Unbelievably crazy stuff here. (Archive)



If this is already on the farms, I couldn’t find it. This thread just keeps on giving.

The "landlord" in question wasn't some asshole pushing them out so he could raise rent (not that that justifies stabbing anyone), he was a kindhearted old man who paid the price for trusting troons:

Lind had purchased the lot at the edge of the Napa River, filling it with 20-foot trailers and shipping containers so he could rent them to people who couldn’t afford the cost of housing in Vallejo, [landlord's friend] McMillan said. Besides providing a cheap dwelling, Lind wanted tenants to have space to start a business, according to McMillan.

The group he was attempting to evict lived in a cluster of trailer trucks, McMillan said, and initially paid rent, but stopped at some point during the pandemic. After McMillan took steps to remove them, they began brandishing knives and throwing rocks onto Lind’s trailer from a nearby hill... On the night of the attack, McMillan said he saw individuals running through the yard with headlamps. At some point, a distressed Lind called and said people were pummeling his door and windows with rocks. McMillan believes that multiple people tackled Lind and stabbed him.


And it seems like it might have been gender-related grievances that led them to protest the CFAR gathering, although whenever I read rationalist ramblings my eyes glaze over, so I am not sure. None of these people can write a clear sentence or get to the fucking point. Archived Tumblr post; the Tumblr seems to belong to "Somni":

Spoiler: Copy/pasted troon rambling

cfar has never hired a trans woman, i have lots of logs of them trying to do what people did to porpentine. claiming emma thinks torturing children is hot, claiming emma was physically violent, claiming emma was indistinguishable from a rapist, claiming ziz was a "gross uncle style abuser", claiming somni was enticing people to rape, claiming that anna salamon was a small fragile woman and ziz was large and had muscles. as if any of our strength or speed had anything to do with our muscles in this place. all of these things are false except relative size difference between ziz and anna which is just transmisogynistic and irrelevant.

if they lie about are algorithms claim that we are using male-typical strategies and then they can fail by these lies and be sidelined by callout posts that transfered 350,000$ from miri despite their best efforts to cover this up. (all benefited by having relative political advantagr flowing from estrogenized brain modules. men are kind of npc's in this particular game of fem v fem cyberontological warfare for the fate of the multiverse, mostly making false patriarchal assumptions that ziz was doing things for social status. like status sensitivity is hormonally mediated, your experiences are not universal. or saying like kingsley is saying that people should repent and submit to whatever authorities in the rationalist region they submit to. NO. FUCK YOU. i will not repent and submit to your abusive dark mistress anna salamon.

i knew anna salamon was doing the edgy "transfems are all secretly male" thing before i talked with ziz. it was a thing, {zack, carrie}, ben hoffman, michael vassar were also in on it. ppl had men trapped in mens bodies on their bookshelves because the cool people were reading it. didnt think she was being *transmisogynistic* about it until i talked with ziz. in retrospect i was naive.)

Bonus post: Somni posts a screencap of women self-flagellating and fawning over male accusers in an effort to appease the witch hunters and assure them that they, self-described rationalists, do believe that males literally transubstantiate into female humans when they self-declare as such:



It's not enough, of course. Despite the desperate apologies, Somni continues to attack Elle for using an all-woman swimming facility that prohibits males, which he compares to apartheid. He finishes the post by writing "self-defense against apartheid isnt aggression." Very normal and sane!)

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

Everything about this sounds so absurd it's like a copy pasta shit post, these people are living memes and it seems so unreal it's almost unbelievable if it weren't for every other autistic clownshow that happened already.

 

[AMHOLIO]

My god, could you imagine getting your next assignment and it’s “read this thread to help build our file on these people” except it’s a 1000 page long kiwifarms thread? Jesus christ, those feds would have no idea what an emotional rollercoaster they’re in for. The entire thread’s only constant theme through and through is us mocking troons.

You say this like half the site isn't on the fed's payroll. Half of those who are don't even comb for pay, they do it for free because they like laughing at inept people.