Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SupremeGuntleman]

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That’s Mersh level googley eyes almost Post retard baby beat down Ethan Ralph eyes





[OBJ][OBJ]

Not quite, mersh is the top of the sektur in that regard.

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[ZipDisk]

Keto Diet Doubles the Risk of Heart Attack, Stroke: Study

Keto diets can more than double the risk of serious heart problems, a new study shows.

www.webmd.com

LOL

"liberal lies" Jack would say, so

Keto diets could increase risk of heart attack and stroke, says new study

A new heart-health study suggests that a “keto-like” low-carb diet could significantly raise the risk of heart attacks, strokes and other cardiovascular events.

www.foxnews.com

Also LMAO.

 

[curbside2]

This is right before his first stroke. The one he doesn’t count as a strong. He’s less of a crusty cunt here. He has a healthy back and forth. His skin isn’t thin like it’s been in recent years. Reading his response you’d think he isn’t such a bad guy. His last line there ain’t bad.

 

[ZipDisk]

He sure did hate his mother.

 

[Polska krowa]

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This is right before his first stroke. The one he doesn’t count as a strong. He’s less of a crusty cunt here. He has a healthy back and forth. His skin isn’t thin like it’s been in recent years. Reading his response you’d think he isn’t such a bad guy. His last line there ain’t bad.

God forbid his brother only believes in things that can be backed up with evidence!!!!!

The irony of Jack complaining about his brother's approach to understanding reality and then also making it clear that only the specific version of god he believes in is true (without any justification)

 

[Fata v3]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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It would be more surprising if Jack didn't have sleep apnea... but that is a Resmed Airsense 10 cpap machine behind him

 

[realgone2]

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This is right before his first stroke. The one he doesn’t count as a strong. He’s less of a crusty cunt here. He has a healthy back and forth. His skin isn’t thin like it’s been in recent years. Reading his response you’d think he isn’t such a bad guy. His last line there ain’t bad.

Seems like with the more strokes he had, the realization that he wasn't going to be a big star and that his "business" was a failure he became an even bigger fucking prick. Feeling sorry for himself and takes it out on others. Yeesh.

 

[curbside2]

Here is Jack losing his mind after getting in a conversation loop with Indian chat support.

 

[rubytintedchix]

There’s a new video on Jack’s Facebook. I’m sure someone here smarter than me will post it here, but it’s Jack sitting in his nursing home room naked from the chest up and the fire alarm is going off. He’s angy about the whole thing of course.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer man.

Also:



The comments:

 

[She Brings The Rain]

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This is right before his first stroke. The one he doesn’t count as a strong. He’s less of a crusty cunt here. He has a healthy back and forth. His skin isn’t thin like it’s been in recent years. Reading his response you’d think he isn’t such a bad guy. His last line there ain’t bad.

"Living a different lifestyle"
Nice to know Jack puts being a filthy dirty queer in the same category as "not religious." It's also interesting to see him say his "real father." I just woke up so my brain isn't completely working, and I could be forgetting my Jack lore but has he mentioned a stepfather?

 

[densedance]

 

[Staffy]

There’s a new video on Jack’s Facebook. I’m sure someone here smarter than me will post it here, but it’s Jack sitting in his nursing home room naked from the chest up and the fire alarm is going off. He’s angy about the whole thing of course.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer man.

Also:

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If you are on a desktop click on the time stamp just below the name so you are directly linked to the post then type "mbasic" before .facebook.com.

Click on the video and that should usually give you an option to download.

 

[Sonic T]

I fucking can't with this insufferable asshole.

All you fucking do is complain. Those in themselves are the facts.

 

[Staffy]

I fucking can't with this insufferable asshole.
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All you fucking do is complain. Those in themselves are the facts.
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Oh, cry me a river Jackoff. It's not like you worked your fatass off and you can just lie down again.

Unless he's so fat and full of health problems that he's usually having a hard time sleeping again. For this bitching alone he deserves to have a sprinkler rain down on him.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Spoiler: Nakey nakes

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack might have lost the use of his legs.

 

[biggacracka]

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This is right before his first stroke. The one he doesn’t count as a strong. He’s less of a crusty cunt here. He has a healthy back and forth. His skin isn’t thin like it’s been in recent years. Reading his response you’d think he isn’t such a bad guy. His last line there ain’t bad.

>Athiest
he was already mushbrained before the strokes

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Forgive me, but what's the deal with the

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Is it from the speech to text?

[OBJ][OBJ]

I didn't see Jack crying about the deep fried potatoes they served him yesterday for lunch. But he can't eat mashed potatoes, cause muh diabeetus. What's the matter, did they not put two whole sticks of butter and a pound of cheese in them?

Come to think of it, he's been eating cheesecake, biscuits, oatmeal, and so far I think the only thing he's bitched about is that they're not feeding him enough.

a bottle of ranch dressing is the missing ingredient

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Jack might have lost the use of his legs.

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It all makes sense now. Hes there to get the necessary PT after a major health episode so he can attempt to stand or even walk, albeit like a cripple. Most people would take this time to get their shit together and go back to a somewhat normal life. Especially if you were sent to an old folks home for therapy, if youre much younger than the rest then you are really deadset on just using the shit out of their therapy services and gym so you can get out of that place. Jack seemingly just goes on an endless bitch fest about everything and cant even put 2 and 2 together that if he makes an effort he can get out of the hell he put himself in. He just looks up at God and assumes hell fix everything completely lost on the idea on how fucking lucky he is to survive such an onslaught of cardiovascular episodes and should take that as a hint to improve his life.

Since he gave up on fixing his arm, I have no doubt in my mind hes not even going to attempt to put effort into standing and god forbid walking. Hes gonna be stuck in that hell forever with Tammy visiting every other week to take him out to give the staff a break. Im glad hes not dead, but his show is however the milk will never dry up with his endless bitchfits. I love it when an asshole ends up in their personal hell of their own doing.

 

[AskeDead]

jack permanently confined to a scooty schair lmao