Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

Anyone who pulls the IQ card is coping with being dense I used it once in an argument when I was way younger and I have chills to this day about it, peak faggotry. Guarantee he took an Online test, which gives you a range for ten bucks.

If Patrick is so smart and we're so dumb how come we're sat laughing at him on the internet and not the other way around?

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who pulls the IQ card is coping with being dense I used it once in an argument when I was way younger and I have chills to this day about it, peak faggotry. Guarantee he took an Online test, which gives you a range for ten bucks.

He's probably one of those tards who take the same test over and over until they get a result they like, which is why you're not supposed to do that.

 

[Broadside]

Real question: what's is the point of an individual getting his IQ tested? I can see its use in scientific papers, but not for the person taking it

- If it comes back High: you're still the same, but now you get pressure and performance anxiety.
- If it comes back Low: you're still the same, but now you feel bad about yourself.

Both cases: you're a few hundred bucks poorer.

Maybe I'm just being obtuse, but to me it's just like video game achievements/trophies: you're just waisting* time doing something that brings you nothing back but MAYBE a fleeting sense of accomplishment that will become meaningless as soon as you leave your bed in the morning.

I just don't get it. I am missing something here?

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*Edit: I could correct the "waisting" grammar error, but I'd much rather you guys think my 180-level-IQ made a "Pat is fat" joke only other genius like me and Pat would get.

I got my partner to take a test just out of curiosity. We're autistic like that.

Speaking of which, I'd love to see Pat do some personality disorder tests. I've 100% got him pegged as narcissistic and autistic. The combination of being an utter cunt (which is just him anyway) along with the profound lack of self-awareness really suggests so, and then there's definitely some brain damage (qv. the incident when he was dropped on his head as a child). I've never seen anyone act out the way he does. Most (if not all) people would have left the internet for good having received the barrage of humiliations our Piggy has.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Speaking of which, I'd love to see Pat do some personality disorder tests. I've 100% got him pegged as narcissistic and autistic I've been trying to introduce Pat to a psychiatrist friend of mine for a week without looking insane myself lol. I don't know how well his skills translate to understanding a pig's mind but I'm cautiously hopeful.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think this retard actually is taking online IQ quizzes, paying $10 to see the results

That's the real IQ test.

 

[Broadside]

Speaking of which, I'd love to see Pat do some personality disorder tests. I've 100% got him pegged as narcissistic and autistic I've been trying to introduce Pat to a psychiatrist friend of mine for a week without looking insane myself lol. I don't know how well his skills translate to understanding a pig's mind but I'm cautiously hopeful.

Think ya messed up the quote text there buddy

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Omg. He really did go swimming with his phone.

I am literally speechless.

130-140 IQ move, aTalker. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand it, child.

Do a Mensa test, Pat. Prove all us aTalkers wrong.

Patrick will not do a Mensa test for a few reasons. First, it's conducted under strict conditions, meaning he can't use his phone to Google the answers. Second, it costs money to take a Mensa test, which means less money for frivolous vacations and for Quasi. But it would be funny to watch him argue with the proctors.

"Patrick, your results show you have profound mental retardation."
"Wrong again, child."

 

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Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't we seen his high school or college transcript that shows him getting something like a 1.7 GPA? Is he actually like Einstein who was a genius but sucked at school? Is the reason he's not recognized as the modern day Einstein because all the good discoveries were taken by paperclipped Nazis? Is that why he hates them so much?

 

[Maude Snew]

130-140 IQ move, aTalker. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand it, child.

No, we had it all wrong, I cracked the code! It doesn't stand for "intelligence quotient", it stands for "indebted to quasi".

 

[FinnSven]

Some schools and other institutes do them for free or under $100.

But Patrick isn’t allowed near schools.

Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't we seen his high school or college transcript that shows him getting something like a 1.7 GPA? Is he actually like Einstein who was a genius but sucked at school? Is the reason he's not recognized as the modern day Einstein because all the good discoveries were taken by paperclipped Nazis? Is that why he hates them so much?

It’s an urban myth that Einstein sucked at school.

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/einstein/life-and-times/the-early-years#:~:text=Einstein's%20Education,had%20to%20cram%20for%20exams.

He was good at the stuff that was important to him, but didn’t seem to be keen on the education system as a whole.

Excelling in some subjects but not being good or interested in others is not the same as Fatrick

It’s the sort of thing I would expect Fatrick to believe though, as in a cope.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

"I've always tested..." ??
A real IQ test costs $600+ and takes 4 hours, so the idea that someone would take a lot of them throughout their life is very absurd. The most anyone will ever get is one, if they struggle a lot during school.
I think this retard actually is taking online IQ quizzes, paying $10 to see the results and feeling happy with himself when it says he's a genius.

I had one in highschool for part of a psych workup. The discovery of weed and fucking off in general turned me from complete neuroticism to a shitty John Bender ripoff, walking out of class to have a cigarette at the edge of school property, etc.

Anyways, yes. It’s a big time commitment, and nobody actually cares what your IQ is.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

It’s an urban myth that Einstein sucked at school.

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/einstein/life-and-times/the-early-years#:~:text=Einstein's%20Education,had%20to%20cram%20for%20exams.

He was good at the stuff that was important to him, but didn’t seem to be keen on the education system as a whole.

Excelling in some subjects but not being good or interested in others is not the same as Fatrick

It’s the sort of thing I would expect Fatrick to believe though, as in a cope.

The problem with IQ testing has always been that it's not specific enough; people who are smart are smart about the things they actually care about. They're smart when it comes to their field of expertise.

See, a high level chef is, for all intents and purposes, a very smart person. He has studied the art of food preparation, and that is his focus, that is his life: food preparation. When it comes to food, if he says something, you should probably defer to his statements. Now take that master chef and put him in front of a broken car, and tell him to diagnose and fix the problem. Obviously, he's going to have some issues with that task. It doesn't mean he's stupid; it's just not something he's interested in knowing. I'm sure if someone had asked Einstein to write poetry he'd fail pretty miserably, because he didn't give a shit about writing poetry; that wasn't his expertise.

Meanwhile, our dear Rick "Fatty Boy" Tomlinson shows no signs of any intelligence in any field. Clearly he's not very intelligent when it comes to writing, because his writing is trash and he makes the sort of grammatical/spelling errors that send a shiver up my grammar Nazi spine. It's not cars either; no true "car guy" would be caught dead driving that trash Rustang that he's so proud of. He's not very smart when it comes to politics or war or anything related to that; just, you know, look at every fucking thing he's ever said about those topics lmao.

Thus, we can establish this: Rick Tomlinson is not very smart. And while this isn't relevant to my point, I should also say: he's quite fat. The man is dumb, and he is fat. These are facts. There's no correcTing the record there, it's just facts.

 

[grey area]

So, here appears a man who demonstrates no academic or physical aptitude while also afflicted with numerous paraphilias and he thinks he's smarter than 98% of the world. If a person discovered Rick or encountered him for the first time, it would take a literal pants shitting retard to think anything of value would escape his gaping maw. Pat's presence alone exudes the stench of failure over a vast radius.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

he "always" tested around 140? how often was his IQ getting tested and for what reason? to collect disability? to make sure he was fit to stand trial in the newborn baby girl death threats case? Smart people aren't getting tested a lot, you know who is? Spastics with behavioral issues jumping from doctor to doctor and getting re-evaluated each time.

 

[delite]

Geeks LARP as nerds they are all fat retards

 

[Meat Target]

would take a literal pants shitting retard to think anything of value would escape his gaping maw.

As a pants-shitting retard: you vastly underestimate our observational skills. Our primitive grug brains can still detect fat faggots with bitchtits and instinctively disregard their oinking.

 

[FinnSven]

The problem with IQ testing has always been that it's not specific enough; people who are smart are smart about the things they actually care about. They're smart when it comes to their field of expertise.

See, a high level chef is, for all intents and purposes, a very smart person. He has studied the art of food preparation, and that is his focus, that is his life: food preparation. When it comes to food, if he says something, you should probably defer to his statements. Now take that master chef and put him in front of a broken car, and tell him to diagnose and fix the problem. Obviously, he's going to have some issues with that task. It doesn't mean he's stupid; it's just not something he's interested in knowing. I'm sure if someone had asked Einstein to write poetry he'd fail pretty miserably, because he didn't give a shit about writing poetry; that wasn't his expertise.

Meanwhile, our dear Rick "Fatty Boy" Tomlinson shows no signs of any intelligence in any field. Clearly he's not very intelligent when it comes to writing, because his writing is trash and he makes the sort of grammatical/spelling errors that send a shiver up my grammar Nazi spine. It's not cars either; no true "car guy" would be caught dead driving that trash Rustang that he's so proud of. He's not very smart when it comes to politics or war or anything related to that; just, you know, look at every fucking thing he's ever said about those topics lmao.

Thus, we can establish this: Rick Tomlinson is not very smart. And while this isn't relevant to my point, I should also say: he's quite fat. The man is dumb, and he is fat. These are facts. There's no correcTing the record there, it's just facts.

I have heard it said that IQ tests are only good for proving that you are good at IQ tests.

Fatrick could also conceivably stolen the answers to a test.

 

[Akashic Retard]

The problem with IQ testing has always been that it's not specific enough; people who are smart are smart about the things they actually care about. They're smart when it comes to their field of expertise.

See, a high level chef is, for all intents and purposes, a very smart person. He has studied the art of food preparation, and that is his focus, that is his life: food preparation. When it comes to food, if he says something, you should probably defer to his statements. Now take that master chef and put him in front of a broken car, and tell him to diagnose and fix the problem. Obviously, he's going to have some issues with that task. It doesn't mean he's stupid; it's just not something he's interested in knowing. I'm sure if someone had asked Einstein to write poetry he'd fail pretty miserably, because he didn't give a shit about writing poetry; that wasn't his expertise.

Meanwhile, our dear Rick "Fatty Boy" Tomlinson shows no signs of any intelligence in any field. Clearly he's not very intelligent when it comes to writing, because his writing is trash and he makes the sort of grammatical/spelling errors that send a shiver up my grammar Nazi spine. It's not cars either; no true "car guy" would be caught dead driving that trash Rustang that he's so proud of. He's not very smart when it comes to politics or war or anything related to that; just, you know, look at every fucking thing he's ever said about those topics lmao.

Thus, we can establish this: Rick Tomlinson is not very smart. And while this isn't relevant to my point, I should also say: he's quite fat. The man is dumb, and he is fat. These are facts. There's no correcTing the record there, it's just facts.

You are conflating knowledge with intelligence. An IQ test measures your intelligence and not your knowledge and it looks for things like pattern recognition and spatial awareness, things that are very general but someone with a high intelligence would be able to understand more easily with no bearing on any other knowledge they may have or not have. Being more specific and requiring prior knowledge would make the test completely flawed as a test for general intelligence. Knowledge is what you know, intelligence is how easily you can attain and apply knowledge.

I have heard it said that IQ tests are only good for proving that you are good at IQ tests.

Fatrick could also conceivably stolen the answers to a test.

I think if that were true there wouldn’t be a strong correlation between IQ and reaction time, and there is.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Rick, once again you show your utter retardation.

I'm bringing back the Mirage, so give me my top hats.

As stated, Mirage has 1.2L 3 cyl. engine developing 78HP and 0-100 km/h of 10.smt seconds. It's honestly impressive, when you take the gas milage, initial price and running costs into account. It's very clearly a small cheap city car, and it handles that role very well.

Patrick's retarded Mustang has a 4.6L V8 developing 315HP and a fat retard behing the steering wheel.

When you calculate HP per liter, values come to 65/68 HP/L in the favour of Stang.

The fun stuff begins with weight, as with Fatrick. His Mustang weighs 3590(!) Lbs or 1628 kg. That brings it to very fat territory of luxury full size sedans and not sports cars. Given max weight for Mirage is around 1 tonne, so you don't need much power to get it going.

With a combined fuel consumption of 6 L/100km or 39 mpg, Mirage clearly wins the economy run, aganist a Mustangs 19 mpg or 15L/100km.

We can deduce the final findings like this:
Pats retarded shitbox gay icon Mustang is heavy, big and eats a shitload of fuel. Also, it's not efficient compared to non sport cars. It's just a bigger engine.

It's almost as if Pat found his reflection in that car - fat, heavy, slow, inefficient and ugly.

 

[Broadside]

Meanwhile, our dear Rick "Fatty Boy" Tomlinson shows no signs of any intelligence in any field. Clearly he's not very intelligent when it comes to writing, because his writing is trash and he makes the sort of grammatical/spelling errors that send a shiver up my grammar Nazi spine. It's not cars either; no true "car guy" would be caught dead driving that trash Rustang that he's so proud of. He's not very smart when it comes to politics or war or anything related to that; just, you know, look at every fucking thing he's ever said about those topics lmao.

Pat (like many suboptimal IQ individuals) seems to confuse being opinionated with possessing actual knowledge.