Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Living a different lifestyle"
Nice to know Jack puts being a filthy dirty queer in the same category as "not religious." It's also interesting to see him say his "real father." I just woke up so my brain isn't completely working, and I could be forgetting my Jack lore but has he mentioned a stepfather?

Evangelical trash like Jack better hope there's no hell because they'll be burning in it if it exists

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It all makes sense now. Hes there to get the necessary PT after a major health episode so he can attempt to stand or even walk, albeit like a cripple. Most people would take this time to get their shit together and go back to a somewhat normal life. Especially if you were sent to an old folks home for therapy, if youre much younger than the rest then you are really deadset on just using the shit out of their therapy services and gym so you can get out of that place. Jack seemingly just goes on an endless bitch fest about everything and cant even put 2 and 2 together that if he makes an effort he can get out of the hell he put himself in. He just looks up at God and assumes hell fix everything completely lost on the idea on how fucking lucky he is to survive such an onslaught of cardiovascular episodes and should take that as a hint to improve his life.

Since he gave up on fixing his arm, I have no doubt in my mind hes not even going to attempt to put effort into standing and god forbid walking. Hes gonna be stuck in that hell forever with Tammy visiting every other week to take him out to give the staff a break. Im glad hes not dead, but his show is however the milk will never dry up with his endless bitchfits. I love it when an asshole ends up in their personal hell of their own doing.

He'll get out, they'll eventually realize he's not participating in, or not responding well to therapy. At a point, insurance will stop footing much of the bill, and Jack will bail as the cheapscape he is. I'm not sure what will be funnier though, him filming cooking with jack in a wheelchair, operating it one armed and only able to turn right, spinning in circles while constantly crashing into shit, head just floating above the kitchen island. Or, Jack with a slow electric scooter, in the same scenario, when he tries to turn around and gets stuck, Austin Powers style. Calling for Tammy to rescue him.

Either way, he'll get out, he'll try to cook, and we'll never see the end of Jack On The Go until he's dead and in the ground. God really is looking out for him though, considering he's not fucking dead at this point. If only Jack could see that.

 

[stets]

God really is looking out for him though, considering he's not fucking dead at this point. If only Jack could see that.

God's constantly smiting Jack, not looking out for him. He can't walk and has lost the use of his legs and half of his body, including his dominant arm. His brain is atrophying and he's steadily becoming a stupider, less mentally capable person stuck in a useless body. He's no longer capable of doing his dumb videos, which aside from eating is the only thing he cherishes.

Jack's life hell on earth a little more every single day. God hates Jack.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

I fucking can't with this insufferable asshole.
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All you fucking do is complain. Those in themselves are the facts.
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Seething in hell but not complaining? Sure thing Jack. The fire alarm I kinda understand but 6am waking up is more in the standard <5min procedure category, where you just return to sleep immediately after it is done. For my very limited hospital stays, when they woke me up for something like checking fever or giving medicine, I was so tired I usually fell asleep pretty quickly after, and nothing to really complain about. And usually 6am is something when normal human beings wake up to get to work, but that's alien concept for Jack.

Jack might have lost the use of his legs.

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Wheelchair saga confirmed?

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Evangelical trash like Jack better hope there's no hell because they'll be burning in it if it exists

Rolling with Jack
Jack on the roll

 

[Goatchoker]

Seething in hell but not complaining? Sure thing Jack. The fire alarm I kinda understand but 6am waking up is more in the standard <5min procedure category, where you just return to sleep immediately after it is done. For my very limited hospital stays, when they woke me up for something like checking fever or giving medicine, I was so tired I usually fell asleep pretty quickly after, and nothing to really complain about. And usually 6am is something when normal human beings wake up to get to work, but that's alien concept for Jack.

Wheelchair saga confirmed?

Thats my favorite part, yea the fire alarm is annoying but nothing is truly worse than just having a baby and the nurses coming in every 2 hours overnight to do whatever they have to do to you or tiny human.
If he hates it so much why doesn’t he just walk out. (Hahahahahaaaaaaa) sorry not sorry. 6am isn’t even THAT early. God dammit he’s such a whiny bitch.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack will hold out that Jesus will heal his legs, refuse to make lifestyle changes, abandon therapy, make even more demands from Tammy to baby his disabled ass, and continue his evolution in to a human kickball.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Rolling with Jack
Jack on the roll

Time to bring this classic back

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[Tiresome]

Spoiler: Nakey nakes

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Nakey Jack is nakey because he can't pull on a tee shirt with one barely functioning arm left and he can't walk over to fetch one. He's really in a hell of his own making.

 

[salmonellajack]

What does it matter. He doesn't have a job to go to. He can literally go asleep at any time of the day

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Gatorade is fucking terrible for you in any large amount. It's sugar water loaded up with salt.

Best time for a sports drink is when you're hung over.

It gives you sugar, some electrolytes and rehydrates you. But if you really want to kick a hangover's ass? See if you can get a "Banana Bag". It's an actual IV that is designed to deliver electrolytes and B vitamins. Sure you need to stick it in your arm but if you can get them they're amazing from what I understand. And yes, they do make an oral solution you can drink.

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Hahah. Yeah ok, Jack.

Chances are he still does. It's just too low key for Jagoff's mushbrain to figure out.

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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This faggot saying we need to see more respect when he's the least respectful person when it comes to dealing with anybody put in a "lower" position than him like servers or nurses.

And his right eye is so droopy and distracting. This stroke hit him a lot harder than the last one.

Holy shit did Jack really just refer to Jason Statham as a "skinny guy"?

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Look at this fuckin' beanpole.

Just about anybody is skinny next to Jagoff.

Just need to introduce Mushbrain and Hammy to the Balldo…The Rekieta and Scalfani clans can then be monogamous together.

ETA: If the side effect of the stroke for Jagoff was the loss of use of his member, the Balldo could prove a useful tool to spice up the bedroom at the new Scalfani Ranch. You can thank me later Jack.

I don't think Jagoff's dick has worked since Jagoff Jr was born. Why do you think Hammy gets it from Jim Traynor?

Keto Diet Doubles the Risk of Heart Attack, Stroke: Study

Keto diets can more than double the risk of serious heart problems, a new study shows.

www.webmd.com

LOL

"liberal lies" Jack would say, so

Keto diets could increase risk of heart attack and stroke, says new study

A new heart-health study suggests that a “keto-like” low-carb diet could significantly raise the risk of heart attacks, strokes and other cardiovascular events.

www.foxnews.com

Also LMAO.

These diets are very hard on your body. It's why you're not supposed to be on them for extended periods of time. And if you are you should be seeing the doctor or monitoring things like your blood pressure during it.

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Here is Jack losing his mind after getting in a conversation loop with Indian chat support.

Jagoff's boomer level understanding of tech never fails to make me giggle. It's no wonder he chose Apple.

Evangelical trash like Jack better hope there's no hell because they'll be burning in it if it exists

I've been saying this for years. If hell and God are real then these Evangelicals are heading straight for hell because they're the least "Christian" people I ever met. Yet they think they're the most pious.

 

[Tiresome]

Best time for a sports drink is when you're hung over.

It gives you sugar, some electrolytes and rehydrates you. But if you really want to kick a hangover's ass? See if you can get a "Banana Bag". It's an actual IV that is designed to deliver electrolytes and B vitamins. Sure you need to stick it in your arm but if you can get them they're amazing from what I understand. And yes, they do make an oral solution you can drink.

This is cool but if I ever have to resort to sticking an IV in my arm just for a hangover, it's time to make a whole lot of different life choices.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Rolling with Jack
Jack on the roll

Scootin' with Scalafani?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is cool but if I ever have to resort to sticking an IV in my arm just for a hangover, it's time to make a whole lot of different life choices.

Oh I agree but did you miss the part were I said they made an oral solution?

The bag itself is primarily for alcoholics that need some reviving or homeless types who have been brought in and need to be revived and sent out as soon as possible.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

If he can't stand that means a few things.

One they're using a Hoyer Lift to get him in and out of his wheelchair.

He's using a bed pan.

He needs to be basin bathed and if he's lucky they have a shower room and use the Hoyer Lift and a Shower Stretcher or Shower Chair to give him a good wash once a week.

He's not doing Physical or Occupational Therapy or else he'd be complaining about it. PT is below the waist and OT is above the waist.

No wonder Tam Tam threw him in a home I was wondering when he did the review because if he could sit up and do a review why not recover at home. Now knowing he can't stand it paints a clear picture. Also, I now doubt if he's ever leaving given, he'd need a lot of Aide care at home and it's cheaper for insurance to let him rot in the home vs paying an aide all those hours at home or option 2 work hard to get home which I don't see happening.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

The bag itself is primarily for alcoholics that need some reviving or homeless types who have been brought in and need to be revived and sent out as soon as popossible.

And paramedics after a party. Combine that with huffing some higher concentrated oxygen and you are golden.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

In Jacks defense, how often did jack really stand pre nursing home? He probably was barely able to already.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack might have lost the use of his legs.

This would mean he's down to one functional limb. Soon he'll be functionally just a torso with dead weight attached to it.

Also, I now doubt if he's ever leaving given, he'd need a lot of Aide care at home and it's cheaper for insurance to let him rot in the home vs paying an aide all those hours at home or option 2 work hard to get home which I don't see happening.

I pity whatever workers have to deal with this worthless crippled piece of shit from now on. Assholes like Jack are why it's so hard to find people willing to work in healthcare.

 

[Tiresome]

Oh I agree but did you miss the part were I said they made an oral solution?

The bag itself is primarily for alcoholics that need some reviving or homeless types who have been brought in and need to be revived and sent out as soon as possible.

Don't say oral solution, you'll get Jack way too excited.

 

[Polska krowa]

Oh I agree but did you miss the part were I said they made an oral solution?

The bag itself is primarily for alcoholics that need some reviving or homeless types who have been brought in and need to be revived and sent out as soon as possible.

Back when I was at University, I used to have a glass of water with some oral rehydration powder (dioralyte was my go to) when I got home from a night out. Tastes disgusting, but don't think I ever woke up with a hangover when I used it