Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

A more apt question that Jack should have asked is this: Who the fuck making reservations for Cheddar's?

 

[AnOminous]

This is the same guy who also thought that reserving something hours in advance for a pick up order would mean that it’s guaranteed that the staff would make sure it’s made right away and not deal with more immediate orders first. Especially on a grand opening

Never mind the pure infantile retardation of making reservations for a fucking cookie.

This is why most people don’t care if this man lives. He’s an insufferable assface.

Seat me now! Don't make me tardface at you harder!

 

[densedance]

God Damn

Imagine seeing your clearly overweight parents having a banter inside a car outside a Fast Food place. Blasting on a Camera acting as if he's Tina Turner. I get it Jack, I totally get it. Loosing some Money is one thing, but loosing Time hurts even more. Especially if the term of "loosing Time" is equally valuable like showing Cheeseburgers down your throat.

Cookies cookies! I want my Cookies you Cunts!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

The next Fat on the Go should be to Vegas to visit The Heart Attack Grill. The Doctor would love to do a cameo with him as he is exactly the kind of patient who needs to be seen at his clinic. His trolling is great in Nickacado's vids.

 

[Staffy]

The next Fat on the Go should be to Vegas to visit The Heart Attack Grill. The Doctor would love to do a cameo with him as he is exactly the kind of patient who needs to be seen at his clinic. His trolling is great in Nickacado's vids.

As if. He doesn't embrace his fatness that he has to make lies about his stroke and all those "leaning keto" excuses. He's fully ashamed of his own weight and he knows it.

 

[p1138]

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Date night at cheddar's
Die Jack die!

lol, what the fuck? Reservations existed before the internet, people just used the damn phone. And he's been there plenty of times before, there's no reason he didn't make a reservation himself no matter how busy they may or may not be.

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

Carb, carb, protein mixed with carb.

I refuse to believe this nursing home doesn't serve vegetables. Fatty is just refusing them in order to get more carbs.

Edit: I am not familiar with diabetes diets, how the fucking hell is this not suitable for his entitled insulin deficient ass compared to his regular diet?

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Overworked/underpaid millennials trying to save Jack's life - man who hasn't worked in over a decade bitches endlessly about everything they do.

 

[p1138]

Overworked/underpaid millennials trying to save Jack's life - man who hasn't worked in over a decade bitches endlessly about everything they do.

If we're to believe his linkedin page, which he actually does update with the same sort of fat on the go fast food trash he posts on twitter and FB, he hasn't had a real job since he was an "Executive assistant" for a CFO in 2000.

He hasn't had a real job in over 2 decades at this point. And if you're wondering about that movie... his brother wrote it and Jack isn't listed as a "co-producer" on IMDB. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327763/fullcredits/

 

[realgone2]

Some delivery service left another person's groceries at my house earlier. It was like the Jack Scalfani survival kit. Coffee ice cream, a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper, white bread, frozen chicken nuggets, funyuns, and a 6 pack of Gatorade. No lie.

 

[Staffy]

Some delivery service left another person's groceries at my house earlier. It was like the Jack Scalfani survival kit. coffee icce cream, a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper, white bread, frozen chicken nuggets, funyuns, and a 6 pack of Gatorade. No lie.

You are targeted by the Wendigo. If you consume them all, it will be your undoing.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Some delivery service left another person's groceries at my house earlier. It was like the Jack Scalfani survival kit. coffee icce cream, a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper, white bread, frozen chicken nuggets, funyuns, and a 6 pack of Gatorade. No lie.

The Gatorade always kills me when I see fat people buying it. Poor bastards deluded into thinking its healthy, and drink it instead of just water or some shit.

 

[realgone2]

The Gatorade always kills me when I see fat people buying it. Poor bastards deluded into thinking its healthy, and drink it instead of just water or some shit

Yeah, I mean it's good for you I suppose if you're actually doing a physical activity. Not sitting on your ass all day.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

The Gatorade always kills me when I see fat people buying it. Poor bastards deluded into thinking its healthy, and drink it instead of just water or some shit.

Yeah, I mean it's good for you I suppose if you're actually doing a physical activity. Not sitting on your ass all day.

Its got 36 grams of sugar in a 20oz bottle. While it's okay to have one while doing something physical (I bring them sometimes on a hike) you're much better off with water. It's really not good for you at all, even pro athletes usually drink water with some lemon in it instead of Gatorade during games.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

A more apt question that Jack should have asked is this: Who the fuck making reservations for Cheddar's?

People who really don't have any sense of taste or style? So somebody like Jagoff.

If we're to believe his linkedin page, which he actually does update with the same sort of fat on the go fast food trash he posts on twitter and FB, he hasn't had a real job since he was an "Executive assistant" for a CFO in 2000.
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He hasn't had a real job in over 2 decades at this point. And if you're wondering about that movie... his brother wrote it and Jack isn't listed as a "co-producer" on IMDB. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327763/fullcredits/

Basically it's the resume of somebody who is unemployable but trying real hard to make it seem like he's a big shot.

The only two real jobs there are DJ and... secretary... more than 20 years ago.

The Gatorade always kills me when I see fat people buying it. Poor bastards deluded into thinking its healthy, and drink it instead of just water or some shit.

It's got electrolytes so it has to be good right?

I'm suddenly having "Idiocracy" flashbacks right now.

Its got 36 grams of sugar in a 20oz bottle. While it's okay to have one while doing something physical (I bring them sometimes on a hike) you're much better off with water. It's really not good for you at all, even pro athletes usually drink water with some lemon in it instead of Gatorade during games.

Unless you are sweating a ton you don't need Gatorade or any sports drink. So long as you rehydrate and put the salts back in your body you're fine.

 

[realgone2]

Its got 36 grams of sugar in a 20oz bottle. While it's okay to have one while doing something physical (I bring them sometimes on a hike) you're much better off with water. It's really not good for you at all, even pro athletes usually drink water with some lemon in it instead of Gatorade during games.

The worst thing to me are those energy drinks. How the hell do people consume those? Blech.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

Unless you are sweating a ton you don't need Gatorade or any sports drink. So long as you rehydrate and put the salts back in your body you're fine.

Yeah I'd rather just drink water and bring some jerky or something to get the salt back in my system.

The worst thing to me are those energy drinks. How the hell do people consume those? Blech.

I used to drink at least one Bang or Reign a day for maybe 2 years. I was barely sleeping so I needed the energy, I ended up cutting those out completely along with soda for a few months but started drinking both again recently. Honestly after not having any caffeine for a few months and having a monster fucks me up, I can not sleep even after drinking it at the start of an 8 hour shift.

 

[p1138]

Yeah, I mean it's good for you I suppose if you're actually doing a physical activity. Not sitting on your ass all day.

Gatorade is fucking terrible for you in any large amount. It's sugar water loaded up with salt. If you ever watch any sports, especially when they go dumping the gatorade cooler on a coach or something it's NEVER filled with gatorade, just water. Same with the gatorade water bottles at hockey games and shit, it's just water in gatorade containers for marketing. There's much better ways of getting electrolytes back in your system if you really need it than that. Hell, even at various events where you see monster cans all over the place(I believe redbull does similar) it's actually just water.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Way better to drink water and just consume more sodium. Besides, it gives you an excuse to add some more salt to your food.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Its got 36 grams of sugar in a 20oz bottle. While it's okay to have one while doing something physical (I bring them sometimes on a hike) you're much better off with water. It's really not good for you at all, even pro athletes usually drink water with some lemon in it instead of Gatorade during games.

It's the equivalent of thinking all "protein bars" are good for you. Most are just candy bars in different wrappers.

 

[realgone2]

Hahah. Yeah ok, Jack.