Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[delite]

What am I even looking at

Can I straight up say report his tweet? what is good on the farms

 

[Broadside]

Some guy got laid off or fired from twitter and started flinging shit on twitter and elon said he didn’t actually do any work and now the guy is tweeting about how he’s disabled, or something along those lines. You can just chalk it up to elon making people on twitter mad, there’s nothing remarkable with this one from what I’ve seen.

The ex-Twitter employee cries out in pain as they/them strikes you

 

[Meriasek]

They envy Musk's wealth and are assmad that he took away their hugbox.

They also really, really, REALLY hate that he's an unapologetic shitposter who doesn't grovel before them.
Worse, they try and try to cancel him but it doesn't happen. In their view, he's an evil asshole capitalist, and everything he has achieved is down to white supremacy and luck or whatever. They know in their hearts that Musk must fail any time soon because they know from the heckin Marvelinos that the bad guy with his undeserved power gets beaten, but it just doesn't happen and it infuriates them.
It's what broke MovieBob in 2016.

 

[Meat Target]

Some guy got laid off or fired from twitter and started flinging shit on twitter and elon said he didn’t actually do any work and now the guy is tweeting about how he’s disabled, or something along those lines. You can just chalk it up to elon making people on twitter mad, there’s nothing remarkable with this one from what I’ve seen.

I'm starting to care less and less about disabilities. Russell Greer and Acerthorn are retarded shitheads, and try to use "I hash a dishabilooty" as a get-out-of-jail-free card.

A dishabilooty is not a trophy or a virtue.

 

[AnOminous]

They also really, really, REALLY hate that he's an unapologetic shitposter who doesn't grovel before them.

The concept of "fuck you money" eludes them. They're used to picking on working class schlubs where they can just scream and shriek insanely at their boss until they get fired. That someone doesn't give a single fuck about them and they can't do anything to him (or her like J.K. Rowling) drives them absolutely around the bend.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Justin ruining Pat's day already:

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Pat has finally found someone who knows he's crazy, doesn't care about anything he says, and only will argue with him on their terms. Also his Twitter is dead - his tweets get no views and no engagement, only a few months ago he went viral twice and now nothing works. I'm wondering if his constant reply spam has something to do with it, he's like one of those bots that occasionally has a human come in to make it seem real.

I hope eventually by some miracle Justin entertains him and lets Pat set up an interview (he wouldn't go on Obscura because THIS ISN'T AN INTERVIEW OF ME CHILD). The stalker childing would probably be off the scales considering of all the current aTalkers, Justin is named and ostensibly popular.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

"I.Q. one forty,"
says man who always loses.
Ev'rybody claps.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Some piggy vacation pics. Can't see much because the dumb lummox went swimming with his phone:

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Speaking of which, piggy is going to channel his inner Karen and take Samsung to task for not making their phones completely retard-proof:

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This proves he's a moron. Your average groundwater, especially in a cavern environment, is going to have a conductivity involving ion concentration much higher than the freshwater they use for the IEC 60529 standard that Samsung bases its IPX8 rating on. He exceeded the conductivity of the water they use by at least 2 -3x, given the average conductivity of the water in a cenote. He also exceeded the pressure range for the device, given the expected temperature of the water, the atmospheric pressure, and estimated depth of immersion, which are calculated using conservative numbers. Also, IPX8 is a rating only for submersion, so the pressure rating would be hydrostatic, not hydrodynamic. It is not meant for the object to be moved any substantial distance, such as with swimming, underwater. Samsung gives example of what it find acceptable as far as water events:

What does IPX8-rated water resistance mean for my Galaxy Z Fold3 or Galaxy Z Flip3? | Samsung UK

FAQ for Samsung mobile. Find more about What does IPX8-rated water resistance mean for my Galaxy Z Fold3 or Galaxy Z Flip3? with Samsung Support.

www.samsung.com

Briefly being rained on, being cleaned while submerged under the surface of tap water, and a spill of tap water.

It clearly notes: "If you accidentally submerge your device in unclean water (e.g., salt water, ion water, alcohol-infused liquids, etc.), please be aware that your device may no longer be guaranteed IPX8-rated water resistant."

Water in a cenote would certainly be considered "ionic water" as its conductivity is 2-3 times greater than the freshwater for the test.

 

[Meat Target]

The concept of "fuck you money" eludes them. They're used to picking on working class schlubs where they can just scream and shriek insanely at their boss until they get fired. That someone doesn't give a single fuck about them and they can't do anything to him (or her like J.K. Rowling) drives them absolutely around the bend.

So it's not just envy over another's wealth. They hate that money can be used to weather their autism storms.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Hey senor you might not want to go swimming with your phone!
- a friendly Mexican

 

[SnufflePuff]

Hey senor you might not want to go swimming with your phone!
- a friendly Mexican

No little baby infant bean child, this phone is advertised as waterproof. It cost 1400 American dollars. I’m sorry your too stupid to understand that. Continued warning of swimming with my phone will constitute as felony harassment and you will be investigated by the cartel. Wait for the knock

 

[Dean Pentel]

Bro can we just call taking an expensive phone swimming an IQ test?

Look.. IQ is a trap that makes internet austists seethe. If you’re not tall and you’re not athletic and you’re not good-looking and your personality sucks and you can’t get laid, then IQ is your last cope.

I mean I believe in it, I think it’s a worthwhile metric that’s measuring something real, IF you go have one in person and it’s administered by a clinical psychologist.

But, there’s no profound, positive effect on your life. You’re not more likely to succeed if you have a high IQ, you’re not guaranteed to be good at things.

That's where you wrong, child. Patrick is very good at being a disgustingly obese faggot with bitch tits. Few are better at being an NPC bugman whose entire existence revolves around overconsumption than Pigrick Tomlinson.

 

[internet friend]

Rick, once again you show your utter retardation.

I'm bringing back the Mirage, so give me my top hats.

As stated, Mirage has 1.2L 3 cyl. engine developing 78HP and 0-100 km/h of 10.smt seconds. It's honestly impressive, when you take the gas milage, initial price and running costs into account. It's very clearly a small cheap city car, and it handles that role very well.

Patrick's retarded Mustang has a 4.6L V8 developing 315HP and a fat retard behing the steering wheel.

When you calculate HP per liter, values come to 65/68 HP/L in the favour of Stang.

The fun stuff begins with weight, as with Fatrick. His Mustang weighs 3590(!) Lbs or 1628 kg. That brings it to very fat territory of luxury full size sedans and not sports cars. Given max weight for Mirage is around 1 tonne, so you don't need much power to get it going.

With a combined fuel consumption of 6 L/100km or 39 mpg, Mirage clearly wins the economy run, aganist a Mustangs 19 mpg or 15L/100km.

We can deduce the final findings like this:
Pats retarded shitbox gay icon Mustang is heavy, big and eats a shitload of fuel. Also, it's not efficient compared to non sport cars. It's just a bigger engine.

It's almost as if Pat found his reflection in that car - fat, heavy, slow, inefficient and ugly.

Good analysis, but one key issue. His shitbox isn't the V8, it's a fucking ecoboob. Half the cylinders of a regular mustang for the same amount of weight and only 2.3L of displacement.

 

[delite]

Stop botting your likes fat retard

 

[Firstname Lastname]

34 waist. "Historic duplex" The delusion grows.

 

[AnOminous]

Good analysis, but one key issue. His shitbox isn't the V8, it's a fucking ecoboob. Half the cylinders of a regular mustang for the same amount of weight and only 2.3L of displacement.

I believe his Mustang is only packing a two-stroke engine and you have to mix oil in with the gasoline when you fill it up.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I believe his Mustang is only packing a two-stroke engine and you have to mix oil in with the gasoline when you fill it up.

He has something in common with it than. It would only take two strokes to get his micropenis off.

34 waist. "Historic duplex" The delusion grows.
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34 inches for him or his wife? Because either way that's delusional.

 

[Octopi]

Can I straight up say report his tweet? what is good on the farms

Technically you can do whatever you want bro, nobody here is your dad.

The more important question to ask yourself is why you want to talk about how you totally pwned fatty by reporting his tweet.

ETA:
Is anyone able to explain what exactly the living situation is for Pat? By duplex he means a house that's been cut into two separate units, I assume - is he saying that they own both halves, but only live in one half? ... why?

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

ETA:
Is anyone able to explain what exactly the living situation is for Pat? By duplex he means a house that's been cut into two separate units, I assume - is he saying that they own both halves, but only live in one half? ... why?

If he owns the whole building and rent half while living in the other half he can in theory make the renters pay for the whole mortgage. Somehow I doubt that's the situation because this thread shows that
a. He's not good with me
b. He's not very smart
c. He's fat
If he owns the whole house but only lives in half and doesn't rent out the other half then he's quite literally one of the biggest retards I've ever witnessed.

 

[grapeshark77]

I'll give Pat credit, I posted about his dead Twitter and he found the topic of the day and sent out a viral tweet. It's not a good tweet, just basically a summary of events, but a viral tweet. I'm excited for Resist Elon people to follow him and immediately get see 100 "no, stalker child" messages.



So far he hasn't plugged his books or done another "Welp" thread, probably waiting for prime time.