For the safety of the staff in the facility, I hope the hydraulic boom on that thing is rated for at least 12 tons. I‘d hate to see some poor nurse with permanent disfigurement from shrapnel wounds because the hydraulic lift grenaded when Fatty was trying to use it.
I've seen those used mostly it was for when people got stuck in their wheelchairs. Basically, they were able to pivot in with a walker but got tired and needed more help to get back into bed. IMO Jack would be using the full Hoyer because of Jack weight and dead arm. I only saw them used on Bari patients under emergency when someone would be put in their wheelchair during the day most likely by PT without using a Hoyer meaning there wasn't a Hoyer Pad used with the larger machine under them, so they'd have to use the smaller machine which was more work and that was with fatties with 2 healthy arms.
I have an alternative explanation. I think he has become such an overt dickhead now because of continued anoxic insults to his brain. Essentially he might be in the early stages of vascular dementia. As you can see from his blog posts from 2003 he was always a jerk but recently you see him spaz out in resturants and blow up on random grandmas who critique anything on facebook. It's gotten to the point where his stroked-out brain can't inhibit him from tard raging at inappropriate times.
I took a St. John's Ambulance course for CPR and general first aid and the guy in charge was 100% in favor of getting an oxygen tank and taking a couple hits from it when necessary. And yes. It can work wonders if you take a couple breaths of pure oxygen. But it's also expensive as hell.
If God loved Jagoff he'd have healed him, several times already.
Guy has one working arm. There's no way in hell he's capable of lifting himself with that one arm and onto his scooty puff. He's going to need help getting on it and off it. So yes. They are going to make this fat fuck lose weight because it's not worth the hernia they'll get trying to lift him on and off it each time. And those hoists to lift him tend to have an upper weight limit.
This just makes me want to hug him. What a beaut.
So he’s down to one working limb, and it’s his left arm/hand. Let’s assume, for the sake of argument, that Jack is now chair-bound for the rest of his life because he won’t put in the effort re: PT (and given his track record with rehabbing his right arm, it’s not an outrageous assumption to make).
Hammy will either wish he dies in his sleep or will pay Jim Traynor to "break in" to her home and kill Jagoff in the process.
Also divorcing a cripple wouldn't be seen as being the thing a good Christian woman would do even if everybody in her church were to say to her, in private, that they'd totally understand if she did.
At the risk of being indelicate, bedpans work much better in theory than in practice, especially when you are putting someone with a lot of flesh on one. The bedpan is rigid, the mattress and the meat are not, and there's a shallow area for stool. If it's not the Platonic Ideal of poop, there's going to be mashing into the scrotum or vulva.
Jack is in a really critical period right now: like you say, insurance is paying because he's meant to be rehabbing. With enough bad report cards from PT, or at the end of his allotted time, that's when the planning is going to start for his life going forward.
In my experience, it's usually around 400lbs for regular, then the bariatric ones can be 700 or 1k. It's usually written on the machine somewhere by the controls. Jack's fat, but he's short. He has room to grow.
There are companies that modify pickup trucks to have a wheelchair lift, no clue on price though. If he's got the money for it I can see his vanity and ego demanding that's what he get instead of something sensible like a minivan (and imo minivans aren't terrible).
He hasn't been driving in months. Tammy has always been driving him in Fat on the Go since whatever put him in the scooty puff.
Good luck when they're letting Hammy bring this fat bastard food.
If she wanted him dead, she'd tell him to sleep off the stroke and wait until he was cold in bed from complications before 'realizing there was a problem'. She probably feels bad for him and is sneaking in food to try and help him.
Oh come on she probably brings in an entire bag of bacon cheeseburgers.
"Mr. Scalfani! Why you bedpan so full? You poop too much!"
If you're new to Jack, the OP has a decent selection of the more infamous stuff. It leaves out some of the really funny ones because Jack has so much output (1500+ videos) that a comprehensive list would be very unwieldy, but it is a good introduction and those videos are the most famous ones for good reason.
There's a lot of good Jack on the go stuff to laugh at like his Crumble cookie video and his last panera bread video
It's not difficult to think that way. There is nothing wrong with his dinner except there's not enough of it. Looks like salmon and asparagus. It's to make up for his beetus meal that he had the other morning with half a dozen eggs, cinnamon roll, juice, banana and whatever else. And his going out to Cheddar's and having popcorn. They're probably doing his blood work and saw his blood sugar was way up because of it.
They can't stop her from killing him... or maybe they're in on it. Make the nursing home look like the bad guys, Hammy brings in fast food which then kills him and they're both rod of him while keeping their hands clean in the process. Hammy comes off like a poor wife who is just broken from his countless demands of fast food.
