DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I don't have any faith in StutteringCraig or the rest of his panel members, but some of the questions detractors told him to ask Phil are probably going to end up being retarded. That Being Said podcast asking Craig to question Phil about "favorable treatment of a pedophile" for example. People who are familiar with the Derich lore know about the little girls playlists Derich had. But for Craig, the only evidence that he has been given is a screenshot of the playlists. DSP could just say the pic is fabricated, he doesn't know what viewers' do in their personal time, etc. And what's Craig going to do? He'll just have to go along with it since he won't have any proof of Derich being a pedo since he can't see Derich's playlists anymore.

Regardless, it still will be nice to see piggy interact with another human being on stream after a long hiatus. I watched the Side Scrollers episode where they talked about DSP, and the faggot in the bottom right was hardcore defending DSP. If he is there during the interview, he might be a bigger laughing stock than Phil. The dude in the top right seemed not that bad though, girl in the bottom left was annoying.
Some stuff from the sidescrollers comment section after the podcast (I think the Travis guy was the fag in the bottom right simping for DSP)

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And this guy is still around..
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Jesus Christ. These idiots really have no idea what diving head first into the vortex is, do they?
Well I hope Travis will have a lot of fun, and I hope he thinks it's worth it, same goes for the rest of the clueless idiots.

And will you look at that Horsefucker Kieth popped up.

 

[JimiHendrix]

And will you look at that Horsefucker Kieth popped up.

i like how big brain keith's response to "phil has doxed people and doxing isn't even illegal" was "WEL KIWIFARMS DOXED ME!"

ok, so what, retard?

 

[hector85]

i like how big brain keith's response to "phil has doxed people and doxing isn't even illegal" was "WEL KIWIFARMS DOXED ME!"

ok, so what, retard?

lol well what did he do to get doxed? people don't randomly pull names out of a hat to dox, he probably talked some shit or pissed someone off. your average internet nobody doesn't get doxed for no reason.

 

[JimiHendrix]

lol well what did he do to get doxed? people don't randomly pull names out of a hat to dox, he probably talked some shit or pissed someone off. your average internet nobody doesn't get doxed for no reason.

he's a giant faggot who has hung around phil for almost as long as I have, is the ONLY mod for phil's dead website, and his only claim to fame was going to Japan and getting fucking FLEECED by some Japanese hostesses because he thought they actually wanted his small dick, instead of just his easy tourist money.

he probably has been doxed, but he is so unimportant and uninteresting that I actually don't remember if he was.

edit: oh wait, once I wrote this more memories are comin' to me. he once showed off like, a 1TB folder of "detractor data" he was compiling to try and get people arrested and he's also a brony.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

lol well what did he do to get doxed? people don't randomly pull names out of a hat to dox, he probably talked some shit or pissed someone off. your average internet nobody doesn't get doxed for no reason.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kghaleon-keith-l-pickard.38060/

Ninjaed by @JimiHendrix

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups @Poems_Future for catching this

https://fxtwitter.com/Poems_Future/status/1633315359246753792

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

God damn Phil is retarded, I'm watching PoP and Phil is playing Oblivion, at one point he has to use persuasion with a character, persuasion is a mini-game in which you have to select between 4 options: Boast, Admire, Joke and Coerce. Each option has a meter which says how much of an effect the option selected will have and what determines if the option is negative or positive is the facial expressions of the NPC, if he makes an angry face when you select Joke the character won't like that option, if he smiles he will like that option.

Now Phil is such a low IQ retard that he spent 2 minutes selecting options at random like the mouth drooling mahran that he is, I was watching what he selected and it's not that he selected options that were high on the meter, nor did he select options based on the response that he got, he just selected random dialog options and he even complained that it was taking too long, god damn he is so tremendously low IQ that it hurts me, it was from 8:48:25 to 8:50:40 in PoP re-stream.

Spoiler: How the dialog options look like

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

So can we agree that Wo Long is game of the year solely because of just how badly it's broken Phil?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So can we agree that Wo Long is game of the year solely because of just how badly it's broken Phil?

I love how he keeps telling peepol that they actually want him to play Elden Ring again because it's "chill."

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So can we agree that Wo Long is game of the year solely because of just how badly it's broken Phil?

Yeah he has conditioned himself for so long with baby garbage games where he pretty much does fuckin' nothing meaningful at all, despite how much he says meaningful he says his shit is, that when it comes to an actual action game, he runs away.

First Atomic Heart with the Sexy ass fridge who I would definitely not have sex with. haha

Now we have WooHooLoo that is too hard for him and it has too many asians in it that he has Evo flashbacks.

So he's just manipulating his audience, and gaslighting the shit out of them to start gettin him to play even more baby games. Elden Ring is somehow chill in comparison to this. Woohoo is just parry parry stab stab with magic unlike Sekiro which is parry parry slash slash but it has a grappling hook.

 

[hector85]

I love how he keeps telling peepol that they actually want him to play Elden Ring again because it's "chill."

whoa whoa whoa, if elden ring comes back will we be getting 2 chill streams a day? also loved how he said "you guys will be telling me what to do with my build!" like it'll be some amazing interactive experience when the reality will probably just be swagginz hand holding phil through NG+ where he can just respec and already has most of the late game spells, that'll be super fun to watch...

 

[myone]

slightly derailing here but has Phil stopped making his diabetus sauce? i remember the last time he made it he made a big deal of having to stop game play every hour or so to run downstairs to stir it i believe LSB was restreaming it.

I don't believe making the sauce was ever a regular occurrence. I don't think he made it more than 3-4 times in his life. First time with Momma Burnell, second time in his shitty video (everything was brand new, never used), 3rd time maybe during that stream you mentioned. He just wanted to be able to cook an authentic recipe in order to show off and represent his fake Italian heritage.

 

[King of Gout]

He is about to give up playing Wo Long.

 

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He's making it official, walking simulators and other easymode games only now. He's "too old" for difficult games.

 

[Freebird]

- DSP is 40
- playing hard games shortens his life span
- he just wants to chill
- inflicting pain onto himself is only worth if the game is made by the correct Japanese people (translation: he gets money)
- wu long is not worth it, it "only" gets a view thousand views on the first videos
- "it's not worth getting the heart rate up"

 

[PenskeMaterial]

This 'I'm too old' excuse he's been using since he turned 40 is absolutely pathetic. Is 40 the new 80? The fuck is this nonsense.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's official - Team Ninja is THE detractor game development studio. The Incident occurred before a Nioh alpha stream, he RQ Nioh's first DLC, now Wololo shattered his fragile psyche so hard it made him reconsider his own future and made him release a special cope/beg video about it. Plus they're also behind Dead or Alive, a game series made specifically for immachoor unmaried men that don't have cat sons.

WHEN HE PLAYS WO LONG HE'S LITERALLY KILLING HIMSELF (his words not mine)

 

[arrivefriday]

Needless to say, this guys delusions are out of control.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Apparently his review for episode 8 of TLOU got low views because people on YT don't like positivity. Yeah... surely there's no other reason.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I hope Craig is at least intelligent enough to realize Phil's claims about the bank leaks being both real and also false makes zero sense. Phil's narrative to this day is the bank hacking did happen but then the person released thousands of made up transactions, which raises the obvious question of why bother actually getting into his account at all if you're just going to make up false info anyway?

but they were also real, and the guy stole thousands of dollars from him, but he had no money at the time
and phil lost tons of money but somehow didn't notice

also

this nigga retarrrr