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[KiwiFuzz]

Trap shooting will be an event at the first Kiwi Farms Olympics but it will be slightly different from the traditional version.

I volunteer as tribute!

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

He would be the total center of attention, sending Penny out to get him ice cream and Transformers in the middle of the night because he's having a "craving".

Ah, so that’s why he buys so many Transformers. He eats them!

 

[David Glowie]

Kevin is completely mistaken. All the major pro leagues in the United States are open to women.

Figure skating and trap shooting are not counterexamples as should be blatantly obvious to anyone not being deliberately obtuse.

I'm actually surprised that this person didn't also add "and equestrian sports are coed" – again, blatantly obvious why that's not a counterexample.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I'm actually surprised that this person didn't also add "and equestrian sports are coed" – again, blatantly obvious why that's not a counterexample.

And if they do, ask about the different uses of stallions and mares.

 

[David Glowie]

And if they do, ask about the different uses of stallions and mares.

And geldings, which might be particularly relevant to Kevvie.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

This might be the most Islamic thing I've asked on the 'Farms (yet), but given all of Kevin's talk about revision surgeries for his rotpocket... Did we ever see his weiner pre-chop? I'm morbidly curious where it ranked on a scale of "Chris-chan's Duck" to "Pringle-Can John"...

 

[Fornicario]

Trap shooting will be an event at the first Kiwi Farms Olympics but it will be slightly different from the traditional version.

Triple ought buck or 5.7 in tribute? I need to begin training.

 

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This might be the most Islamic thing I've asked on the 'Farms (yet), but given all of Kevin's talk about revision surgeries for his rotpocket... Did we ever see his weiner pre-chop? I'm morbidly curious where it ranked on a scale of "Chris-chan's Duck" to "Pringle-Can John"...

It's in the OP, from the back. Spoiler: it's as small as one would anticipate.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

To be fair a landfill is pretty much the right place for Funko Pops.

and Kevin

 

[Humbert Humbert]

A more boring update today, full of nerdy stuff.
You do not need to cop these things, Kevin. [A1], [A2]

A survey is not empirical evidence. [A]

Discusses Transformers promo pic (I think that’s what it is) [A]

Samus is trans [A]

Midday musings [A]

I’ve asked this before, but what payday is he talking about, seriously [A]

Again, you do not need to cop this, let alone two of them. [A]

Twitter broke (thank god) [A]

The cats are still alive thankfully [A]

8 movies to know Kevin includes The Little Mermaid, which he always loved. [A]

Wii U bricking reports have Kevin worried [A]

Bonus retweet:

Spoiler: Media

 

[BallBuster II]

It's worth mentioning the symbols they don't recognise are ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ which means otherkin and the brand of sacrifice from Beserked flanked with reichsadler wings AKA the insignia of the Korps.

It's a shame they couldn't spend more time in the episode on the Tranch because I think it's worth mentioning to the uninitiated that Kevin is outwardly identifying himself as part of a sex cult that fetishises brainwashing men into thinking they're transgender and submitting to body modification surgeries (that's what Kevin's glowy pink glasses are all about). I mean I don't really see Kevin talk about the Korps much any more but it is still notable.

Speaking of body modification surgery, Kevin got offered a set of falsies getting installed within a fortnight, but has had to turn them down because of his looming amhole revision.
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Archive. I guess we can look forward to Kevin's beach ball arc in September.

Hmmmmm, with no permanent residence it would be an utter shame if he got mutilated more and evicted (Again) at the same time.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What if somebody made kiwiformers would he cope and seethe or just mald

 

[A Grey Cat]

the base lore of Transformers lends itself naturally to exploring queerness”

It was an idea coked up Japanese executives came up with to sucker children into crying for their parents to buy them more toys. That's all its ever been you utter toolless tool.

Oh and he and Penny (I assume) went to the store, where he found himself a new dinosaur.

You know that kind in wes Cravens new nightmare having a stuffed Dinosaur to keep freddy away was kinda sweet and something a little kid would do. When Kevin squues over having a stuffed trex for a friend it's just pathetic.

It's in the OP, from the back. Spoiler: it's as small as one would anticipate.

Alastor; but you've got a lovely little secret....you're tired of feeling awful...small


Lastly Hans Christian Anderson either being a closeted gay man or trans woman? Kevin I just...there are no words for how utterly cringe that statement was. It reminds me of this "editorial " I read a few years ago claiming Vincent price was gay because new evidence emerged he had affairs with men in Hollywood, ignoring the fact that tinsel town has always been full of sexual deviants who exploit people with the promise of stardom, men and women alike.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Lastly Hans Christian Anderson either being a closeted gay man or trans woman? Kevin I just...there are no words for how utterly cringe that statement was. It reminds me of this "editorial " I read a few years ago claiming Vincent price was gay because new evidence emerged he had affairs with men in Hollywood, ignoring the fact that tinsel town has always been full of sexual deviants who exploit people with the promise of stardom, men and women alike.

Eh, Anderson I think can probably be filed under bi or something. The dude got into weird, intense crushes with both men and women. Much more evidence for him not being straight than say, Shakespeare, who often gets bandied about as "queer" despite us basically knowing nothing about his personal life. Besides the fact him and Anne Hathaway were an underage shotgun wedding, which seems very straight to me.

Still, Anderson being a "trans woman" in the 1800s is like Jane Austen being a killer cyborg from the year 3000. They literally hadn't been invented at the time. Anderson was just a weird, socially arkward dude who might've liked other dudes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Still, Anderson being a "trans woman" in the 1800s is like Jane Austen being a killer cyborg from the year 3000. They literally hadn't been invented at the time.

As was said so long ago on the Landon hiscock thread. The closest we have to trannies in history especially ancient history. Are a few accounts of late stage downfall era Roman's. Basically crazed emperors, senators, and rich guys who ran around in women's clothes and wigs to have hedonistic sex with other men. Orrrr in the case of Nero a young boy he had castrated, renamed after his dead wife, then married to him to replace said wife that he killed.


So really kevvie does have something in common with the fee pre modernist Era trannies of history. It was done out of rampant hedonism and sexually deviant behavior.

 

[Oxyjen]

Eh, Anderson I think can probably be filed under bi or something. The dude got into weird, intense crushes with both men and women. Much more evidence for him not being straight than say, Shakespeare, who often gets bandied about as "queer" despite us basically knowing nothing about his personal life. Besides the fact him and Anne Hathaway were an underage shotgun wedding, which seems very straight to me.

Still, Anderson being a "trans woman" in the 1800s is like Jane Austen being a killer cyborg from the year 3000. They literally hadn't been invented at the time. Anderson was just a weird, socially arkward dude who might've liked other dudes.

Jesus Christ, is nothing safe?

In the HCA museum they have a whole exhibit dedicated to his relationships with both men and women, including love letters. I’m sure there’s a term for something like “bi-romantic”, and that’s what it sounded like to me. As in, not a coomer.

It didn’t seem like this was particularly closeted at the time, and even if he was bi or gay there is zero reason to suggest he was a tranny. Autistic? Sure, why not, who isn’t.

 

[AnOminous]

You know that kind in wes Cravens new nightmare having a stuffed Dinosaur to keep freddy away was kinda sweet and something a little kid would do. When Kevin squues over having a stuffed trex for a friend it's just pathetic.

Kevin doesn't need anything but the stench of his rotting stink ditch to keep Freddy away.

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

Might have already been asked but what is Gibes sexuality? Or is he so fucked from porn he doesn't have one?

 

[forgotten corn]

Might have already been asked but what is Gibes sexuality? Or is he so fucked from porn he doesn't have one?

He claims to be a “bi lesbian”

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A survey is not empirical evidence. [A]
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I wonder what Kevin's feminist take is on this finding in the screenshot: