Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
BREAKING NEWS! WE HAVE BEEN PWNED! WE SHOULD KILL OURSELVES!

Nick spent the first 5 minutes of his latest LOCALS stream sperging out about the Farms. Myself in particular. Apparently, the story that Egalitarian invited Nick to a RuPaul drag show, Art did not know, and Nick only declined due to scheduling was a gay op by Art, Egalitarian, and Nick... We are soooooo dumb apparently. Also, apparently he is triggered by my speculation about cereal?

Nick, here is why this tells me more about you that us:

- You say that KF is stupid and dumb trolls, but we are just laughing at you. It does not have to be true to laugh, just keep dancing you sex crazed money... Did you not spam that image about Cynthia and pretending to be retarded? The 'Just kidding!' excuse does not look good when on the other foot...

- You say that we are dumb to believe it and that 'If [you] were going to a drag show [you] would say it'... Hmmmm... What was the resort you were going to in Jamaica called again? You know... the one that people specifically asked about? It tickles the wrinkles of my brains... but I cannot place it... When you pride yourself on transparency, then lie, you lose that benefit of the doubt, you mong...


TL;DR

Nick is TOTALLY not reading his thread. Kayla is NOT interested in the DRAMA at all... There are gay ops that are 'le epic' in the chat on LOCALS to PWN the Farms...
Aww I’m sad it was a gay op :gunt: I was hoping balldo lawyer was going to show his locals coomers the totally a joke cross dressing outfit egalitarian picked out for him to wear at the drag party
I feel that it is worth saying again. Cope harder faggot.
Edit: how does it feel to read a thread with someone with a username making fun of your wife’s ass spewing shit all over you. Maybe he’s into that being the cuck he is.
 
UPDATE: Looks like the playlist is no longer visible on the channel:
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Rent = free.
I wonder what she's hiding? Apart from her wedding ring of course.
I wish someone would have archived that. I would never have thought the playlist would have been deleted since no Rackets reads this thread.


Hi Nick. Hi Kayla….did you read the viballdo is now longer? Soon Nick you can replicate Drex being in Lady Rackets ass with your own balls! Woooohooo!
 
What country or era did you grow up in?
Just about every married guy I know from the WW2 generation to now wears wedding bands. It's very much the norm for over 100 years.

This is correct, but also why do all these fags care so much about a fucking ring? I have one that i take off everytime i go to the gym because of it being bothersome to lift with on.
 
Apparently, the story that Egalitarian invited Nick to a RuPaul drag show, Art did not know, and Nick only declined due to scheduling was a gay op by Art, Egalitarian, and Nick... We are soooooo dumb apparently.
If Nick is looking to counter speculation about himself, this is not the way to go about it (especially with a "deception" of this nature). Nick's locals group is definitely pulling him down with this stunt (as if the bottlebutt/lewd posting wasn't enough).

Nick and Kayla need better/actual friends.
 
BREAKING NEWS! WE HAVE BEEN PWNED! WE SHOULD KILL OURSELVES!

Nick spent the first 5 minutes of his latest LOCALS stream sperging out about the Farms. Myself in particular. Apparently, the story that Egalitarian invited Nick to a RuPaul drag show, Art did not know, and Nick only declined due to scheduling was a gay op by Art, Egalitarian, and Nick... We are soooooo dumb apparently. Also, apparently he is triggered by my speculation about cereal?

Nick, here is why this tells me more about you that us:

- You say that KF is stupid and dumb trolls, but we are just laughing at you. It does not have to be true to laugh, just keep dancing you sex crazed money... Did you not spam that image about Cynthia and pretending to be retarded? The 'Just kidding!' excuse does not look good when on the other foot...

- You say that we are dumb to believe it and that 'If [you] were going to a drag show [you] would say it'... Hmmmm... What was the resort you were going to in Jamaica called again? You know... the one that people specifically asked about? It tickles the wrinkles of my brains... but I cannot place it... When you pride yourself on transparency, then lie, you lose that benefit of the doubt, you mong...


TL;DR

Nick is TOTALLY not reading his thread. Kayla is NOT interested in the DRAMA at all... There are gay ops that are 'le epic' in the chat on LOCALS to PWN the Farms...
Did he call it a "work"? Please tell me he called it that.
 
The 0331 in his name leads me to believe Camelot is a marine, which is the gayest thing a straight man can do. IDK what nicks excuse is. Maybe he's just an actual homo.
He is not a marine. He worked at GameStop and was a fat nerd most of his life. It is all in his channel lore.
If Nick is looking to counter speculation about himself, this is not the way to go about it (especially with a "deception" of this nature). Nick's locals group is definitely pulling him down with this stunt (as if the bottlebutt/lewd posting wasn't enough).

Nick and Kayla need better/actual friends.
Has big narcissistic energy. 'I DON'T LIE! You are all gay, intelligent retard faggots. When I go somewhere, I'd tell you!' Then 'LMAO you fell for my clever trap! I said something and you took it as TRUE! You are a retard for believing me!'

He expressed these two sentiments within minutes of each other.

Also, je saod he doesnt know who posted it here, but i wouls bet money that is a lie. If he doesn't know yet, he will soon... Got another project in the works that will definitely grab attention...
Did he call it a "work"? Please tell me he called it that.
Yes, yes he did.

Just like Ralph. LM F'n AO
 
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BREAKING NEWS! WE HAVE BEEN PWNED! WE SHOULD KILL OURSELVES!

Nick spent the first 5 minutes of his latest LOCALS stream sperging out about the Farms. Myself in particular. Apparently, the story that Egalitarian invited Nick to a RuPaul drag show, Art did not know, and Nick only declined due to scheduling was a gay op by Art, Egalitarian, and Nick... We are soooooo dumb apparently. Also, apparently he is triggered by my speculation about cereal?

How is this any kind of a win? Planting fake stories because you're embarrassed that tens of thousands of people are laughing at your career, your relationship, your sexual competence and your perverted exhibitionism is the exact opposite of a win for any normal person.

Jeez, I'd just shoot myself if I was Nick. At the very least, I'd set fire to my computer and take a hammer to my phone. He's creating the kind of humiliating shame for himself that will last a lifetime.
 
Rumble just scored a proper exclusive contract with Crowder. I have a feeling rumblerants won't improve for Nick as Crowder will suck all the oxygen out of the room. Crowder does the boring republican stuff way better and with him focused on rumble means he'll build up parasocial relationships. Crowder actually seems like he has a work ethic and Nick lacks that.


Between better things happening in real life and him not streaming for a week i have been forgetting to set my watcher. I'll try super hard to set it tonight as i expect a crying session about Crowder getting a proper contract. They rolled out the red carpet for Crowder and even gave him a rumble.com subdomain for his locals.

Also, he has dropped another 1k subs on youtube with the lack of trial streams keeping his number stable. If no new trials or drama happens the drop will continue.
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Nb4 at least her latex ring magically reappears every time she's on camera from now on, because they definitely aren't reading the thread.

You know who the real victim is in all this? Null

Can't give nick advice without the condescending prick telling him he's wrong and that everything on his site is just spergs speculating and that none of it is true. Can't ignore Nick's situation completely without being accused of noseguarding by said spergs.

So yeah, Null is the real victim in all this.

Well him and their kids.
 
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He's not mad at us bottom barrel retards.
Thanks fam.
When you go to the doctor and they rape you to check for autism. He’s been hanging out with his locals too much. Why is it always about rape with these people? Even if the drag show was a joke which it clearly wasn’t the bigger joke is that it’s literally impossible to tell anymore going to a drag show in Vegas is absolutely something current day balldo consensually married lawyer man would do.
 
“Someone sent this to me…”
He doesn’t read here, didn’t bother to see if his “work” was mentioned, wouldn’t have seen it or known, but someone sent it. Ok.
He also slipped up a few seconds later and said I’ve been reading kiwifarms for a long time, which is it have you been reading it or did someone send it to you?
 
Yes, yes he did.

Just like Ralph. LM F'n AO
BREAKING NEWS! WE HAVE BEEN PWNED! WE SHOULD KILL OURSELVES!

Nick spent the first 5 minutes of his latest LOCALS stream sperging out about the Farms. Myself in particular. Apparently, the story that Egalitarian invited Nick to a RuPaul drag show, Art did not know, and Nick only declined due to scheduling was a gay op by Art, Egalitarian, and Nick... We are soooooo dumb apparently. Also, apparently he is triggered by my speculation about cereal?

Nick, here is why this tells me more about you that us:

- You say that KF is stupid and dumb trolls, but we are just laughing at you. It does not have to be true to laugh, just keep dancing you sex crazed money... Did you not spam that image about Cynthia and pretending to be retarded? The 'Just kidding!' excuse does not look good when on the other foot...

- You say that we are dumb to believe it and that 'If [you] were going to a drag show [you] would say it'... Hmmmm... What was the resort you were going to in Jamaica called again? You know... the one that people specifically asked about? It tickles the wrinkles of my brains... but I cannot place it... When you pride yourself on transparency, then lie, you lose that benefit of the doubt, you mong...


TL;DR

Nick is TOTALLY not reading his thread. Kayla is NOT interested in the DRAMA at all... There are gay ops that are 'le epic' in the chat on LOCALS to PWN the Farms...
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between him trying to get smug own on claire and now calling gayops “works”, I hope it isnt long before he goes full rage pig. Very ralphamale there rackets :gunt:

“Someone sent this to me…”
He doesn’t read here, didn’t bother to see if his “work” was mentioned, wouldn’t have seen it or known, but someone sent it. Ok.
oh he definitely reads his thread, he just says he doesn’t. He totally doesn’t care though :tomgirl:
 
He also slipped up a few seconds later and said I’ve been reading kiwifarms for a long time, which is it have you been reading it or did someone send it to you?
Nick and the effects of his coombrain have made me rethink my stances on pornography as speech. What a fucking retard.
 
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