DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

Even Lamont's brother knows who the true culprit is!

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

1700 views 27 likes....dedicated fanbase.

Looks like YouTubes view counter isn't broken after all, it's just nobody watches his videos.

But hey at least Phil was right during his post game breakdown. People are only interested in his crappy gaymeplay when he's having a bad time and sperging out. Just embrace you are a lolcow and roll with it.

If he goes through with this "I'm just gonna play baby games and walking sims" the views will crater even further as time goes on.

 

[Free Jasper]

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Apparently this was not the only scam he fell for
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lol What an absolute retard.

I don’t know anyone that fell for the fake bar/prices trick anywhere in the world.
‘Oh I’m being led down an alley into a bar with no other customers. Seems totally legit.’

Also, a monk…. roaming around the metropolis of Tokyo? Asking for money? I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

 

[myone]

‘Oh I’m being led down an alley into a bar with no other customers. Seems totally legit.’

What confuses me most about this story: He thought the check "seemed fair" and decided to pay the shady guy with 10,000 yen bill or whatever it was? And was surprised that he was short changed? Wut?

Should have written them some blank cheques too.

 

[grump]

lol What an absolute retard.

I don’t know anyone that fell for the fake bar/prices trick anywhere in the world.
‘Oh I’m being led down an alley into a bar with no other customers. Seems totally legit.’

Also, a monk…. roaming around the metropolis of Tokyo? Asking for money? I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

Seems like he has some sort of sexual kink for getting scammed. No wonder he's a DSP fan.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>oblivion again
I'm a bit biased, but if phil wasn't stupid, he would jump on fallout 76 again. The subscription plan gives players the ability to play the game on a private server. IIRC private and public servers can hold up to 25 players, so he could host a private world and invite a bunch of dents to play with him since he is all about interactive khantent.

There's also tons of people his age in the community, but he's too much of a bitch. His autism and paranoia has painted him into a corner.

inb4 thank you todd

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Man, 22, found guilty of murder

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So he got snubbed by a cowboy....
Hmmmm

There's only enough room for one of us Street Fighter players here, "Terrance". Now die, Nigger.

It's hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh noooooon groob *snort*.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

 

[ZehnBoat]

IIRC private and public servers can hold up to 25 players, so he could host a private world and invite a bunch of dents to play with him since he is all about interactive khantent.

you mean play FOR him

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

you mean play FOR him

Why would he play with them, he hates them all.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

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1700 views 27 likes....dedicated fanbase.

Looks like YouTubes view counter isn't broken after all, it's just nobody watches his videos.

But hey at least Phil was right during his post game breakdown. People are only interested in his crappy gaymeplay when he's having a bad time and sperging out. Just embrace you are a lolcow and roll with it.

If he goes through with this "I'm just gonna play baby games and walking sims" the views will crater even further as time goes on.

Awful and lazy thumbnails (these are the kind you expect from a channel with like 300 subs which is expected for a newbie, not someone who has 15 year begacy)
Over an hour long with no editing and mediocre video titles. Yeah his videos will never go into the algorithm. He should be lucky he even gets the views he does.

 

[Boom Boss]

Awful and lazy thumbnails (these are the kind you expect from a channel with like 300 subs which is expected for a newbie, not someone who has 15 year begacy)
Over an hour long with no editing and mediocre video titles. Yeah his videos will never go into the algorithm. He should be lucky he even gets the views he does.

Even newbies don't spam the same bland thumbnail over and over. This is just laziness and entitlement.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, a monk…. roaming around the metropolis of Tokyo? Asking for money? I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

It's more common than you'd think, many cities worldwide sustain small but dedicated troupes of fake Buddhist monks who shake down ignorant tourists for money.

Of course, real monks literally aren't allowed to have money.

 

[FraudFrog]

Literally, anyone who cares about their finances has some sort of sheet where they track their income and expenses. Any fucking financial help class will teach you these basics, so surely a fucking business school will teach this shit.

If you recall, he did have to take classes when he filed bankruptcy.

In the one hand, he may not even have a tax guy and is just using turbo tax now, since he’s so smart and he’s taking financial literacy classes.

On the other hand, he’s fucking lazy, and would think paying a tax guy $300 to do his taxes is a steal.

 

[Corpun]

If you recall, he did have to take classes when he filed bankruptcy.

In the one hand, he may not even have a tax guy and is just using turbo tax now, since he’s so smart and he’s taking financial literacy classes.

On the other hand, he’s fucking lazy, and would think paying a tax guy $300 to do his taxes is a steal.

It's hilarious to me how many times he's been getting conned. It's some really poetic justice.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Josh Poem brought up a good point during that rant last night on Philly boy. After last nights rant, I think that we're entering the mid-life crisis of this season from Burnell Productions. He was crying about how he "can't have nice things", married to a horse he BARELY knows, while constantly gaslighting himself that he is "living a great life", but also how bad it really is - along with being jealous and spiteful about why other people that are doing what he's doing are successful and he can't understand why that is the case.

Phil, look. You wanted this life. You chose to move across the country to a state that you had ZERO connections to, you chose to put yourself into debt, you CHOSE to marry someone you KNOW nothing about. Hell, I'm surprised Jenna didn't break out of jail to come to the snort fort and come do what she said she was going to do. You chose to treat people like assets, you chose to put money over friends and family. I'm sure your dying parents tried to talk to you out of it, but you're the mature adult with a business degree and they're "fucking stupid", and you left. Again, everyone is an idiot and you're the smartest man in the room.

This Phil is known as "Actions meet consequences." Also, a bit of piece of advice: I know you're going to use the Tipster drama poking at the Twitter detractors tomorrow, so, we know that therapy session is going to be lined with gold dust. It's not as big as a win as you think it will be, Phil. A clout chaser tried to enter the vortex and learned the hard way.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Can we please appreciate the Double D breast and the triple D gut here by our friend Pigroach

Capped from last night Oblivion stream when he got up to "stretch the leg" then sat down and combo into a begment

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Phil got that Nikocado body

 

[grump]

It's more common than you'd think, many cities worldwide sustain small but dedicated troupes of fake Buddhist monks who shake down ignorant tourists for money.

Theres also those fake deaf panhandlers as if being deaf makes you retarded and unable to earn a living. Theres few areas in life where humanity gets more creative than dreaming up ways to scam their fellow man.

 

[marlintan]

Theres also those fake deaf panhandlers as if being deaf makes you retarded and unable to earn a living. Theres few areas in life where humanity gets more creative than dreaming up ways to scam their fellow man.

what you got against fake disabilities? Is how i'm retired, scamming the federal government.

 

[hector85]

Phil got that Nikocado body

can't wait for dsp reacks to be rebranded as mukbang with the king. where phil consumes vast quantities of food, rants about door dash drivers not giving a shit and occasionally screaming BRACE as he chambers a shart.

 

[blahblahblah678]

What confuses me most about this story: He thought the check "seemed fair" and decided to pay the shady guy with 10,000 yen bill or whatever it was? And was surprised that he was short changed? Wut?

Should have written them some blank cheques too.

¥10,000 at current exchange rates is ONLY $72.85. That’s not entirely unreasonable if you go to a fancy place.