Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

[Shush]

Christorian X / Pit Viper Salesman is a 40 years old groomer who tried to use 18 years on fansly to catfishing people

 

[Elmo]

Hate to see it happen. His explaining the legalese was interesting IMO but "it is what it is".

 

[Everything]

I knew he was getting lost in the sauce when he started posting his ramblings back in 2021

 

[A Sunset]

Uh Oh, Christorian X did a no-no and Null personally decided he was the real deal. I guess the first time a thread has been moved out of Spergatory? Our boy Methstorian X over here setting new standards for autism.

Bro all you had to do was not be a faggot after you got bullied off the forum the first time. Dumbass.



There's definitely a lot of lore to collect here, these chudbuds.lol leaks alone are packed with content.

 

[JustStopDude]

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Okay, I have thought before that Chris X might be Spectre 06 come back under a new alias, and after the way he's talking about Spectre in your image I'm pretty sure. In these two images I show where Christorian X become active a mere two weeks after the Spectre 06 thread was dropped and he was more or less ran off the site. Just worth thinking about I wager. If nothing else the two share the same level of dedication to to desperately cling to any bit of clout and attention they can get their grubby little hands on.

Meth would explain why Spectre's face looks like he has been obsessively picking at it nonstop.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ok this pedoshielding waste of a zygote definitely deserves a thread, but a proper one, not this amateur hour piece of fucking shit OP.
It needs reworking, bringing up to date with all the fucking gay ops, the fucking Chud DM leaks, the Pedmenco coaching, the pedoshielding with the fat fucking clown Gaytor, the E Whore simping, the fucking Fansly attempt to catfish... there's a lot if there's an authorized Halal this time, can we do it right, and not... whatever this is?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hate to see it happen. His explaining the legalese was interesting IMO but "it is what it is".

Unfortunately it looks like all his legalese stuff was entirely due to him and Vickers being gayop central

 

[LaurenLauren]

YOU FAGGOT, I'M DANCING ON YOUR GRAVE!

 

[A Sunset]

Ok this pedoshielding waste of a zygote definitely deserves a thread, but a proper one, not this amateur hour piece of fucking shit OP.
It needs reworking, bringing up to date with all the fucking gay ops, the fucking Chud DM leaks, the Pedmenco coaching, the pedoshielding with the fat fucking clown Gaytor, the E Whore simping, the fucking Fansly attempt to catfish... there's a lot if there's an authorized Halal this time, can we do it right, and not... whatever this is?
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Yeah we need a proper thread. I'm happy to contribute what I can, I'm not an amazing archiver but I remember most of the big moments the last year. My only blank spot is Discord shit because I don't do that at all, and that's half the drama. @The cold-Blood Witch @Haru Okumura @CringeMomma might have more info if they care to drop, being more active in those circles? (from what I understand)

It'll be worth having an organized place for the leaked DMs alone. Pure fucking comedy.

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

Yeah we need a proper thread. I'm happy to contribute what I can, I'm not an amazing archiver but I remember most of the big moments the last year. My only blank spot is Discord shit because I don't do that at all, and that's half the drama. @The cold-Blood Witch @Haru Okumura @CringeMomma might have more info if they care to drop, being more active in those circles? (from what I understand)

It'll be worth having an organized place for the leaked DMs alone. Pure fucking comedy.

We barely talked in private, mostly on threads and chat. Invite everyone to look through my interactions with him on threads. Most of interest stuff happened back when he was CX.

The most notable was plotting to send dead chicks to Ralph's Richmond house, and sending people to his house to make an offer back when he was CX. For DMs, it's me informing him to get more archives on Cozy stuff for Simon when he was CX and disagreeing with each other about the Council of Evil thread as Pit Viper Salesman. As for PVS, not much since he learned to behave better.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Finally, a thread on this retard

 

[TherapyMan]

The Chad Ralphamale:

• Married
• Genetic Lineage of two bastards
• Earns 6 figure income
• Xanax and booze problem
• Known worldwide
• Landholder
• Fucks barely legal women and prostitutes
• Attacks everyone in his vicinity publicly

The Virgin Christorian X

• Single
• No genetic lineage
• Broke
• Meth problem
• Known only by a small New Zealand farming website
• Holds no title
• Grooms 19 year old cam girls for Ralph to fuck
• Hides in a Discord server to attack people in private

 

[AltisticRight]

Fan Forum massacre 粉絲論壇大屠殺 janitorial bribery 清潔工賄賂 sock account protection 馬甲保護傘 Christorian X 克莉絲托裡恩 叉 Pit Viper Salesman 基佬眼鏡商人 paedophile protection force 戀童癖保護團 boy soprano 男孩高音 groomer 培養者 you're mature for someone so young 對於你的歲數來說你很成熟 Harooo Okaymuru 奧村春 all becomes gunt 全部都變成？ Surfer 衝浪者 victim 受害者 Ethan Ralph W!! 伊森·拉爾夫贏了 Clair 克萊爾 death in Minecraft 死在我的世界 Gator 鱷魚 FBI dossier 美國聯邦調查局 19-year-old 十九歲 nudes 裸照

 

[Amazing Criminal]

The most notable was plotting to send dead chicks to Ralph's Richmond house,

What the fuck?

 

[AltisticRight]

What the fuck?

Yes, he was soliciting some OnlyFans girl to hook up with Ethan Ralph.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Yes, he was soliciting some OnlyFans girl to hook up with Ethan Ralph.

Then what, was he gonna murder them and stuff them in Ralph's trashcan?

 

[alan thicke]

Then what, was he gonna murder them and stuff them in Ralph's trashcan?

chicks as in baby chickens

I don't remember the specifics, but it had something to do with sending baby chickens to ralph, where they would die because ralph is an idiot, which would somehow accomplish something?

horrifying

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I hope the Op continues to updated. because this just scratches the surface.

Autism is a hell of a drug.
I swear, Ralph's alogs give DSP's a run for their money.

I tend to avoid interacting in this thread for that very reason.

Who's betting he'll never, ever respond to this thread?

He probably already is with an alt account. Read the entire clout chaser thread days after he retired his ChristorianX account; he was suspected several times in the dozens of pages of posts by fellow Kiwi's.

 

[BelUwUga]

I don't think any other thread has escaped Spergatory.

Ring of Returning was always a retarded item...

 

[Amazing Criminal]

chicks as in baby chickens

I don't remember the specifics, but it had something to do with sending baby chickens to ralph, where they would die because ralph is an idiot, which would somehow accomplish something?

horrifying

That's somehow even worse, because it's something that he could realistically accomplish (and get away with). What kind of lead poisoned water do these people drink? Jesus.