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Why not. Him protecting Pedmenco is irritating.
Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.
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Think people wanna capture the mystique and notoriety of notable trolls like Liquid Chris but aren’t charismatic nor funny so just end up being giant fags
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It's almost like people didn't even read this: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/an-open-letter-to-ethan-ralph.120104/
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<2023-03-05T04:30:44.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: hey nerd
<2023-03-05T04:30:47.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: are you ok
<2023-03-05T04:30:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: people are worried about you
Translation: I am getting worried you are ghosting me after I paid for your Only Fans.
A real Chad would be upfront and pull a Ralphamale and say look imma be real wit you how much $$$ is it gonna cost me to fuck you.
<2023-03-05T04:30:47.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: are you ok
<2023-03-05T04:30:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: people are worried about you
Translation: I am getting worried you are ghosting me after I paid for your Only Fans.
A real Chad would be upfront and pull a Ralphamale and say look imma be real wit you how much $$$ is it gonna cost me to fuck you.
buttmunch
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yea but who wants to read a 200 paragraph fag essay about hurt feelings, imagine taking the time to write all that
everytime! these niggers are so much worse than the cow in question everytime, how hard is it to not get involved in gay discord groups and little hugbox cliques that just incubate the most fag like behavior and literal hatred for some nigger theyll never meet online
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Also, Ralph is fat and I still wouldn't have sex with him.
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A real Chad wouldnt be paying E Whores. Shit they'd probably pay him.
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New OP.
Original one was decent but only for CX and had bad information, I had to delete it.
Original one was decent but only for CX and had bad information, I had to delete it.
Sure, work out something for specifically the Flamenco part and I'll add it. I don't have much and I'm not going to read that thread.
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See that's what I dont get. Liquid was over a decade ago and only worked because it played off Chris's particular mix of autistic retardation. It wouldn't have worked with anyone other than Chris and the World Has Moved On now anyway.
Besides Clyde Cash/Vivian G was the real MVP OG from the Classic season.
These fuckers aren't Clyde Cash and they're not Liquid.
Shit they ain't even Fred Fuchs.
They're assholes. Unfunny assholes.
buttmunch
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c'mon cx create the next sock and come write your own OP buddy, you can get ahead of it all here
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You want me to post it here or write something up and send you it in a DM?
Logwise, I've got his various attempts to try and incite pity for that pedophilic shit, his sob story about Ped being like Chris Chan, about Augie befriending him just to shit on him, his various bullshit smoke and mirrors about the prolapse shit being doctored.
I can do a quick write up with a QR and then put the logs in a spoiler and DM you it, or just drop it here, whatever works?
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Both here or DMs work. Whichever you think is better.
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Ok sent you it as a dm save filling up the thread with a redundant message.
The second one is a last edit to the last paragraph.
It's just a couple short paragraphs for each log to give context.
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I don't think it's that, I don't know that much about the Liquid Chris lore, but after that arc did he not fade into obscurity?
I almost feel like what Christorian X does is akin to having a circle of friends in school who get off on tormenting people, and do it to impress each other and big each other up. It's why everything this utter shitcunt does is unfunny, and why all the Kinochets of this world engage in ineffective gayops that make me feel sorry for Meigh of all people. Yet normal people, who dip into this to have a laugh but then go back to their job, friends and family wouldn't have the time or inclination to do any of that.
I come on this forum primarily to laugh at Ralph, not to read some gay ass fan fiction from someone pretending as if they are the Moriarty to Ethan Ralph's Sherlock Holmes. I tried to read it now, but it's such melodramatic nonsense I had to stop myself - the fact CX felt as if he needed to get this off of his chest, the fact it existed at all makes me hope when Ralph finally runs out of paypigs he finds this fucking waste of space and takes both of their lives in a Deliverance style human hunt on Paw Paw's swamp.
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Wtf @Everything is this why you ain't been pulling you weight in dark tide? Been hanging out with your new e bf that chinky china man @CECA Loather instead of us? Well jokes on you cuz we got some dope transcendent tier weapons the other night without you. Dab emoji dab emoji
Sure glad we have Methstorian X to expose you as he clearly is the biggest discord tranny of them all since he is a true lore master and it's totally not schizo Peelaine Pisstler Pisser tier info they made up. das rite @Pit Viper Salesman everything is related to the plate gang. Did you get that info from a meth addicted English woman with a piss fetish?
Also a certain
thinks this Twitter might be another methstorian account
Sure glad we have Methstorian X to expose you as he clearly is the biggest discord tranny of them all since he is a true lore master and it's totally not schizo Peelaine Pisstler Pisser tier info they made up. das rite @Pit Viper Salesman everything is related to the plate gang. Did you get that info from a meth addicted English woman with a piss fetish?
Also a certain
thinks this Twitter might be another methstorian account
LaurenLauren
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Did anybody figure out the reason for Methstorian hatred of the Ralphamale? What is the deep lore there?
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This is who I picture to be ChristorianX
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Good point I forgot it's a high crime to take something a drunk wigger said out of context and make a joke out of it.
Far more normal behavior to try to send dead chickens to Ralph house to get him arrested, work with left wing journalists and attempt to pay mentally ill whores to catfish the Ralphamale. That's what normal well adjusted people do. Joking about something Ralph or the cat Bois did out of context is the gayest of ops
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Those dms with that whore are one of the most embarrassing things on this site. Chris X is the discord groomer's discord groomer.