Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Table Country]

Man the NYT will just publish anything now. Glad I canceled my subscription.

I know right?

First they inadvertedly caused WW3 dooming all of mankind, now they're publishing shit articles from the fattest man since the soviet premier.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy has a thread on Cumtown:



Piggy's (former) TOR editor has officially started his freelancing business. Piggy was nice enough to retweet the announcement:



Here's the announcement. Oh dear... Piggy didn't make the list of authors mentioned:



Read it through and look for errors. This guy is supposed to be a legit editor. No wonder TOR Books is in the toilet.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Has anyone followed up to see how much fun Ukraine might be having with the paint balloons? Feel like I haven't seen any reporting on this.

Quiet, you fucking numbskull! What if an orc is reading this?

Thanks to Mr. Tomlinson, the Russian tank blitz is DEAD IN THE TRACKS. Loose lips sink ships.

Moderator, please ban this tanky sycophant.

 

[Ophelia]

Just as a lawyer is advised against representing himself, so too does an editor need an editor sometimes.

Here we have Pat harping on irrelevant details. “He wasn’t the villain, child! Therefore your criticism is dumb!”

 

[Broadside]

Piggy has a thread on Cumtown:

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Piggy's (former) TOR editor has officially started his freelancing business. Piggy was nice enough to retweet the announcement:

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Here's the announcement. Oh dear... Piggy didn't make the list of authors mentioned:

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Read it through and look for errors. This guy is supposed to be a legit editor. No wonder TOR Books is in the toilet.

>Kevin Anderson
>Brandon Sanderson
>Cat Rambo
>R A Salvatore (lmao)

I fully understand why he worked with Patrick now, holy fuck what a disgusting group of people.
Also, unbeliaveble? Really nigga?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy takes a smug victory lap for going viral:



Unfortunately only those who fork over $8 for twitter blue can make money from their tweets. He also hasn't tried to plug any of his shit books, I think he's given up entirely.

 

[Law]

I wonder which tweets he's proud of?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I havent checked on this thread in a while. Can anyone tell me, is Patrick still obese?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I havent checked on this thread in a while. Can anyone tell me, is Patrick still obese?

I can confirm that Pat is still fat and no one on this forum would have sex with him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Piggy takes a smug victory lap for going viral:

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Unfortunately only those who fork over $8 for twitter blue can make money from their tweets. He also hasn't tried to plug any of his shit books, I think he's given up entirely.

Haven't seen it in any article yet so how is it viral? He's just happy that it got more views than any other tweet of his.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Most men his age are proud of their families/kids, their hobbies, their work accomplishments lol how fat do you have to be to be proud of a tweet. It’s even funnier when you remember how he’s stated that his resentment and desire to get back at ade fuels the “success” he chases. I bet he goes to hoolies, sighs, and “welps” dramatically to tell everyone every time he goes viral. Fat.

Piggy takes a smug victory lap for going viral:

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Unfortunately only those who fork over $8 for twitter blue can make money from their tweets. He also hasn't tried to plug any of his shit books, I think he's given up entirely.

 

[Broadside]

Most men his age are proud of their families/kids, their hobbies, their work accomplishments lol how fat do you have to be to be proud of a tweet. It’s even funnier when you remember how he’s stated that his resentment and desire to get back at ade fuels the “success” he chases. I bet he goes to hoolies, sighs, and “welps” dramatically to tell everyone every time he goes viral. Fat.

It really is fucking pathetic isn't it?

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I wonder which tweets he's proud of?

Imagine yourself as Patrick. You're sweaty, obese and constantly looking over your shoulder for stalker childs. After grinding up some fresh pepperoni, you send a message off into cyberspace, on a platform you yourself admit is horrible. You now take a step back to reflect on your life and wind up thinking "Yes, that was a truly genius message I just tweeted. I am proud of myself."

Patrick's life is a fucking nightmare.

 

[Broadside]

Imagine yourself as Patrick. You're sweaty, obese and constantly looking over your shoulder for stalker childs. After grinding up some fresh pepperoni, you send a message off into cyberspace, on a platform you yourself admit is horrible. You now take a step back to reflect on your life and wind up thinking "Yes, that was a truly genius message I just tweeted. I am proud of myself."

Patrick's life is a fucking nightmare.

Someone needs to reply on Pat's "viral" tweet and remind him that the more interactions his tweets get, the more Twitter's- and thus Elon's- value goes up.

Keep working for Elon for free, Piggy!

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Someone needs to reply on Pat's "viral" tweet and remind him that the more interactions his tweets get, the more Twitter's- and thus Elon's- value goes up.

Keep working for Elon for free, Piggy!

I nominate YOU, Twitter is full of trannies, it's gross!

 

[Meat Target]

Crossposting from the SFWA thread.

Part 2 of Obscura's exposé on SFWA has dropped. This time Justin is laser-focusing on Samuel Delany.

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Lol, he reads out death threats police report.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

• Alogging/ops are wrong, but the fact that the brothermen have made Pig afraid of his shadow means that at least a few more Black children are alive on the streets of Milwaukee today rather than curing in Pig's half of the hovel. Not an endorsement of ops, just a statement of fact.
• When Pig is not on Twitter or hunting children, he is drinking to blackout at Hoolie's. We can assume that he spends around $70/night (14 Bud Lights x $5 a pop, no tips) = ~$500 a week. Since Pig is unthinkably obnoxious, and even more so when drinking, he must cost Hoolie's two empty seats on either side of him every day. If those 28 (2 seats x 2 fat Pig sides x 7 = 28 ) missing people spent only $18 each they would net the bar ($504) more than Pig ($500), and probably actually tip the bartender. The simple fact is, Pig Tomlinson needs to be barred from Hooligan's for Hoolie's own sake.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

When Pig is not on Twitter or hunting children, he is drinking to blackout at Hoolie's. We can assume that he spends around $70/night (14 Bud Lights x $5 a pop, no tips) = ~$500 a week. Since Pig is unthinkably obnoxious, and even more so when drinking, he must cost Hoolie's two empty seats on either side of him every day. If those 28 (2 seats x 2 fat Pig sides x 7 = 28 ) missing people spent only $18 each they would net the bar ($504) more than Pig ($500), and probably actually tip the bartender. The simple fact is, Pig Tomlinson needs to be barred from Hooligan's for Hoolie's own sake.

The problem with this assumption is presuming that there would be people at Hooligan's. There are way cooler things to do just by a simple search on google maps. A bunch of other bars, restaurants, and a bowling alley are all right by there. North of there is a college with college bars and south of there is way more entertainment. Piggy goes there because he won't have to worry about interacting with other people and can drink himself into a blackhole to forget the fact that he is a failure in life

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The problem with this assumption is presuming that there would be people at Hooligan's. There are way cooler things to do just by a simple search on google maps. A bunch of other bars, restaurants, and a bowling alley are all right by there. North of there is a college with college bars and south of there is way more entertainment. Piggy goes there because he won't have to worry about interacting with other people and can drink himself into a blackhole to forget the fact that he is a failure in life

If you are correct, a potential alternate explanation is that I am underestimating the repulsion field Pig generates. Milwaukee is a big drinking town. A constantly empty bar there, even a lame one like Hoolie's, is unusual.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If you are correct, a potential alternate explanation is that I am underestimating the repulsion field Pig generates. Milwaukee is a big drinking town. A constantly empty bar there, even a lame one like Hoolie's, is unusual.

Not saying its empty, but it could not be full enough that Fatrick's presence is ruining potential business