Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

[Spunt]

Is that pornstar a tranny? I assumed Cade was a flaming faggot.

Nah he likes girls. He was convinced he was in a relationship with Christina Ricci for a while.

His trooning is a pink pill "become the gf" situation I suspect.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Nah he likes girls. He was convinced he was in a relationship with Christina Ricci for a while.

His trooning is a pink pill "become the gf" situation I suspect.

I never understood how someone, even lunatics like Cade, can rationalize that turning yourself into the GF but still be hetero makes sense. You'd think they'd understand hetero women and lesbians wouldnt want women looking men. Then again he's insane, so who knows. FYI, loved your synopsis of that retard LowTax, all the youtube videos I've seen try and be sympathetic towards him, probably because he an hero'd in the end.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Rare old Jerry vid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHIk5aEW9a4

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

rosechupacabra

I can't see the sister putting up with him for more than a week, zero effort to find employment, lurking in the bathroom muttering to his camera about how they're all shitty awful people and his general entitlement would get real old, real quick. Plus having his influence around their kids wouldn't be tenable.

If he dared to speak to his sister they way he did their Father and currently still does to their mother, I think her husband would finally give him the truly deserved beating of his life that he's lied about for years.

The younger brother might give him at least a month but once he starts causing problems for his friends, secretly recording them and calling them all transphobes, he'll be told to beat feet.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

I think her husband would finally give him the truly deserved beating of his life that he's lied about for years.

Yeah, since you said that, I'm genuinely surprised he's never actually gotten beaten for real. Considering the way he acts. I genuinely hope one day, he isn't bullshitting when he's yelling about people beating him. Even once.

He's fucking asking for it, and it seems like he's actually getting more bold. On a recent RoTC video, they displayed a clip where Earl was inside of a bar at night, completely fucking shitfaced and slurring his words all over the place. He was pointing his camera outside the door at some random guys hanging out and yelling "THESE TRANSPHOBES VIOLENTLY HARASSING ME!!! GFGDGDAGDFA" These guys he was filming didn't interact with him at all or even look at him while he pointed a camera at them. Another person intervened (might've been an employee) and attempts to calm Earl down and get him to point the camera away from the guys before they noticed. There's absolutely no interaction in the video, and there's a good chance Earl pulled out his phone and started recording them for no reason.

Doing shit like that could get you genuinely beaten. Imagine being at a bar with your buds and you turn over to see a random drunk cross-dressing man staring at you from a window while recording you with his phone, refusing to stop and calling you a transphobe.

As a sidenote, it's funny how he always called "Sherman" an alcoholic while he's the one frequenting bars on a regular basis and getting sloshed. Hell, it seems a lot of his confrontations with his family or his schizo rants are fueled by booze. That plays a major part in why he's forcing his poor mom to drive him back-and-forth between bars, which probably has something to do with the DUI(s) he's got, and also being a lazy exploitative cunt in general.

 

[rosechupacabra]

He's fucking asking for it, and it seems like he's actually getting more bold. On a recent RoTC video, they displayed a clip where Earl was inside of a bar at night, completely fucking shitfaced and slurring his words all over the place. He was pointing his camera outside the door at some random guys hanging out and yelling "THESE TRANSPHOBES VIOLENTLY HARASSING ME!!! GFGDGDAGDFA" These guys he was filming didn't interact with him at all or even look at him while he pointed a camera at them. Another person intervened (might've been an employee) and attempts to calm Earl down and get him to point the camera away from the guys before they noticed. There's absolutely no interaction in the video, and there's a good chance Earl pulled out his phone and started recording them for no reason.

Doing shit like that could get you genuinely beaten. Imagine being at a bar with your buds and you turn over to see a random drunk cross-dressing man staring at you from a window while recording you with his phone, refusing to stop and calling you a transphobe.

You know, I think you've explained this post he made recently. He's apparently banned from alcohol at Blind Bob's in the Oregon District. I'll have to pull up the video you mentioned and see if it's that place.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

You know, I think you've explained this post he made recently. He's apparently banned from alcohol at Blind Bob's in the Oregon District. I'll have to pull up the video you mentioned and see if it's that place.

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Wow, that's interesting. Not being outright banned, but prohibited from drinking there out of "worry". Pretty telling, isn't it? I can only imagine the type of shit he's doing every time he gets too far gone with the liquor. Probably the exact same as the recordings he makes at home, only with intoxicated overconfidence and in a public setting. I feel like they're also apprehensive of directly banning Earl due to the fact he's the type to bitch out loud he was "discriminated" against. Pulling out a phone to record random patrons he's accusing of being "transphobic" is pretty telling on the other shit he'd be willing to pull.

The video starts at 6:05. Of course there's the added commentary and such, but they only play the clip briefly.

But it looks like you're completely right, the place he's in is Blind Bobs. I can tell because I checked on Google Maps and the architecture of the building across the street is identical. That's funny shit. This video is a bit older, over a month ago and he only posted on February 19th he was banned from alcohol there. I wonder what the final straw was, because it was clearly a repeated pattern of him being a fucking menace.

Rewatching the video again that I linked. I can tell the dudes outside were being lectured on something, before walking away from the venue entrance. From the looks of it, they were likely loitering around the doors being disruptive as people in the background keep saying "blocking". But of course Earl has to fucking make it up about himself and start throwing terms like "transphobia" or "violently harassing me" even though none of them are even paying attention to him, and it seems like the guys were being simple nuisances to all the patrons, not just Earl alongside his seething victim complex.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

This is my main thing I don't get with Earl, Is he even aware that he's lying anymore or is he like Quentin Tarantino's character in Dusk til dawn where he has delusions of people saying things to him that they never really said.
I guarantee if we watched security footage from the bar's cctv you'd probably see those guys generally glance at the cock in a frock weirdo hunched over at the bar, alone and muttering to himself for only a few seconds. They'd probably laugh to each other once or exchange wtf glances then go about their night never looking at him again.

Meanwhile this flakey psycho has now locked onto you, has determined you're his surrogate Sherman for the night and is interpreting every time you laugh at your mates joke or some amusing anecdotes from their normal lives as "Well they MUST be talking about me and I KNOW its definitely something transphobic"

One of my old college friends used to be the same paranoid drunk type who always started shit with someone at the bar who wasn't even aware of their existence. No matter how much you tried to talk him down or convince him that no-one was mean mugging him or talking shit, the more he felt that he had to prove to you that there was a problem.
After two or three monumental shit kickings he got from someone just minding their business until HE started being a cunt to them, he finally wised up and started to drop the paranoia and learned to just relax and have a good night.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I have empirical data that in some cases, Attitude corrective beatings are not only effective, but necessary.

 

[soulstoners]

Wow, that's interesting. Not being outright banned, but prohibited from drinking there out of "worry". Pretty telling, isn't it? I can only imagine the type of shit he's doing every time he gets too far gone with the liquor. Probably the exact same as the recordings he makes at home, only with intoxicated overconfidence and in a public setting. I feel like they're also apprehensive of directly banning Earl due to the fact he's the type to bitch out loud he was "discriminated" against. Pulling out a phone to record random patrons he's accusing of being "transphobic" is pretty telling on the other shit he'd be willing to pull.

The video starts at 6:05. Of course there's the added commentary and such, but they only play the clip briefly.

But it looks like you're completely right, the place he's in is Blind Bobs. I can tell because I checked on Google Maps and the architecture of the building across the street is identical. That's funny shit. This video is a bit older, over a month ago and he only posted on February 19th he was banned from alcohol there. I wonder what the final straw was, because it was clearly a repeated pattern of him being a fucking menace.

Rewatching the video again that I linked. I can tell the dudes outside were being lectured on something, before walking away from the venue entrance. From the looks of it, they were likely loitering around the doors being disruptive as people in the background keep saying "blocking". But of course Earl has to fucking make it up about himself and start throwing terms like "transphobia" or "violently harassing me" even though none of them are even paying attention to him, and it seems like the guys were being simple nuisances to all the patrons, not just Earl alongside his seething victim complex.

i think i can ask the owner i got a buddy over in dayton

 

[Spunt]

This is my main thing I don't get with Earl, Is he even aware that he's lying anymore or is he like Quentin Tarantino's character in Dusk til dawn where he has delusions of people saying things to him that they never really said.
I guarantee if we watched security footage from the bar's cctv you'd probably see those guys generally glance at the cock in a frock weirdo hunched over at the bar, alone and muttering to himself for only a few seconds. They'd probably laugh to each other once or exchange wtf glances then go about their night never looking at him again.

Meanwhile this flakey psycho has now locked onto you, has determined you're his surrogate Sherman for the night and is interpreting every time you laugh at your mates joke or some amusing anecdotes from their normal lives as "Well they MUST be talking about me and I KNOW its definitely something transphobic"

One of my old college friends used to be the same paranoid drunk type who always started shit with someone at the bar who wasn't even aware of their existence. No matter how much you tried to talk him down or convince him that no-one was mean mugging him or talking shit, the more he felt that he had to prove to you that there was a problem.
After two or three monumental shit kickings he got from someone just minding their business until HE started being a cunt to them, he finally wised up and started to drop the paranoia and learned to just relax and have a good night.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I have empirical data that in some cases, Attitude corrective beatings are not only effective, but necessary.

Again, he thought for quite some time that he was engaged to Christina Ricci. Plus his previous housemates said he would flip and attack people for no reason and without warning.

He's psychotic.

 

[rosechupacabra]

In today's update, Cade needs a boyfriend-free girl to move in with him, be a human shield against his family, and preferably have a job and more money than him. He's been on this again and again for the last week or two. He also appears to have continued the delusion he's inheriting the house.

Here, says he's going to hang out in bookstores and sperg about Kim (Andy Warhol Mom) to random unfortunate women. Extra points if he wears an attraction sign over his goth glam punk outfit!

"Come hang out at my dad's funeral and be a human shield against my family." Wow, sounds fun.
Also, Papa Shultz's remembrance party happening sometime near the end of March. I'll be on the lookout for chimpout videos around that time, because how dare a family gathering not center Cade and his PTSD.

"Pls come live in my house and spank my narcissistic family"

Still thinks he's inheriting that house, lol

Press x to doubt

Someone tries to tell Cade the truth that expecting someone to move in and fix everything for him is not good or realistic. But obviously Cade looking for a Rich Sex Mommy to move in with him is the right move, because PTSD! As usual, the commenter backs down.

Bonus:

"My life is not all that different from Anne Frank even two years after the skinhead passed away."
Just... I just...

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

At this point, Sherman's got 120 Acres and 3 Mules in this man's head

 

[Local Fed]

I think we're reaching a newer and darker era of Earl. He's steadily getting more delusional while his mother is going to put up with less of his shit now that her husband (who acted as a support for her, in part as a buffer between herself and the schizo son) is dead and she's only getting older.

 

[rosechupacabra]

"My life is not all that different from Anne Frank even two years after the skinhead passed away."

With apologies to Anne Frank...

Perhaps someone with more AI skills could do better lol

 

[Flexo]

As someone who's own dad's clock is running out, I'm filled with such a mix of rage and pity towards Earl.

You'll never get that time back, man. Let it all go, man and be with your mom before she slips away from you too.

 

[rosechupacabra]

So for several months, Cade has been sperging about some dude he met in the Oregon District who calls itself Wren.

Spoiler: Wren the POC non-binary guitarist 'friend'

There's a ton more of Wren posts but they're much the same.

Cade, as usual, comes on way too strong about having a guitar jam session, and Wren leaves him on read most of the time. I imagine being Cade's friend is extremely tedious and emotionally draining.

Cue tonight's absolute wall of autistic narc rage, which I have slowly parsed through into some form of coherency.
Cade, while screeching about being his family's maid to Wren, called himself a "negro butler." To a black man. But Wren can't be upset, Cade has native American ancestry, psoriasis, translesbianism, and PTSD from being beaten by a white Native American Trump-loving skinhead! Cade blames Wren's 'black closet conservativism' and millennial/Gen z tendencies. Cade couldn't possibly have fucked up.

According to Cade, Dave Chapelle is the one who is wrong. "Blacks don't have it harder than Trans people." Move aside, Cade is truly the most oppressed translesbian butterfly in the world. I hope Wren has wisely decided to block Cade.


In other news, Cade is upset that his sister ate his pizza while he hid upstairs.


And lastly, Papa Shultz's funeral details. March 25th. Cade's younger brother is coming for a week. This is, of course, a problem. People can't come over if they aren't constantly seeking his forgiveness. And if they don't cater their meals exclusively to his needs. But even if they served only health burritos he wouldn't come downstairs to eat with them anyway, sooooo

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I think that's the only redeeming quality that nutbags of Earlp's calibre possess. They're just too over-eager when meeting a new potential friend to resist immediately word vomiting up every imagined slight and psychotic, fantasy-world story they live in, in a transparent twofold strategy to ingratiate themselves with their new target whilst simultaneously going for maximum pity/struggling to overcome adversity points.

In the majority of normals, this will spike the crazy geiger counter well beyond the redline, giving them enough forewarning to begin distancing and ghosting the freak before he gets his hooks in to the person and his circle of friends.

Earlp is most definitely a parasite but fortunately for most, they can instantly spot the human sized tapeworm and its morose cloud of skinflakes from a mile away. Its only new people in the social circle that haven't wised up yet but fortunately he's so visibly self absorbed they learn quick, get skeevy vibes from him or get the rundown from others in the community when they ask "Whats the deal with the tranny who keeps trying to add me on social media after having one passing conversation with them?"

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I want the "Earl living under a bridge" arc now!

 

[JustStopDude]

Interesting thread.

I'm betting the mom is going to leave something for him. I wouldn't be surprised if she left him an equal amount as the rest of his siblings. We parents are stupid like that where we tend to always forgive our kids no matter what, even to their detriment.

Chances are the house will be sold as opposed to kept in the family. Otherwise you got to deal with siblings buying each other out and that gets messy. I am certain he will not understand taxes or anything like that so expect a fun arc after mom goes when he finds out he is having to file for the first time in his life.

I would bet he burns through the cash in less than six months. While his parents couldn't say no to him, it's going to be way different for the siblings. He is going to at best couch surf for a while. He will be forced to start using more social services. Instead of drinking in bars, he will start drinking in alley ways. And then eventually doing shit that is cheaper than 40s. And of course he is going to have to start turning tricks to pay for his dope. He won't be able to handle living with others in like a halfway house or even using a shelter. So pretty much street living

Eventually he will die of an OD, exposure, or a complication related to an STD. It happens all the time.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Interesting thread.

I'm betting the mom is going to leave something for him. I wouldn't be surprised if she left him an equal amount as the rest of his siblings. We parents are stupid like that where we tend to always forgive our kids no matter what, even to their detriment.

Chances are the house will be sold as opposed to kept in the family. Otherwise you got to deal with siblings buying each other out and that gets messy. I am certain he will not understand taxes or anything like that so expect a fun arc after mom goes when he finds out he is having to file for the first time in his life.

I would bet he burns through the cash in less than six months. While his parents couldn't say no to him, it's going to be way different for the siblings. He is going to at best couch surf for a while. He will be forced to start using more social services. Instead of drinking in bars, he will start drinking in alley ways. And then eventually doing shit that is cheaper than 40s. And of course he is going to have to start turning tricks to pay for his dope. He won't be able to handle living with others in like a halfway house or even using a shelter. So pretty much street living

Eventually he will die of an OD, exposure, or a complication related to an STD. It happens all the time.

Good post but I bet he will go on a shooting spree or something instead of OD. I feel he is too narcissistic to live on the streets for long.