Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

at around the 58:30 mark in the video I am watching a guy stands up and does an "irl superchat" literally hands nick $20 and takes the mic and all he does is ask him to take a shot which he was already doing anyway

This sounds like the most cringeworthy thing imaginable.

Nick tells people where to find Coomalots nudes then promptly drops a bottle of liquor he is trying to open all over the stage lol

Why am I not surprised that Nick would know where to find those?

Hey @

♂CANAM productions♂​

that's not really a good summary of the current coping and sneeding. Yes the playlist got deleted after it was noticed on the farms and may be a revelation that he still reads his thread but the cope video that was posted was in reference to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posting the locals log showing that Nick mentioned he was going to go to a drag show in Vegas with EgalitarianBitch which Balldo lawyer then proceeds to try to claim was somehow a bit.

More ammo for the Balldo lover. The Farms is spreading fake news about Nick Rekieta!

I'm sure Rekieta will seethe about this inaccuracy tonight.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Hey @

♂CANAM productions♂​

that's not really a good summary of the current coping and sneeding. Yes the playlist got deleted after it was noticed on the farms and may be a revelation that he still reads his thread but the cope video that was posted was in reference to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posting the locals log showing that Nick mentioned he was going to go to a drag show in Vegas with EgalitarianBitch which Balldo lawyer then proceeds to try to claim was somehow a bit.

Fixed.
Doesn't change the fact he's basically hetroflexible now in most our eyes. Seethe, cope, (vaso) dilate.

 

[batterybee]

for someone not big mad nick is big mad at us.

edit: I am late but not as gay as nick on this.

he looks to me like hes on the verge of tears while he trys to pass it off a a laugh..... tragic

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Fixed.
Doesn't change the fact he's basically hetroflexible now in most our eyes. Seethe, cope, (vaso) dilate.

Thank you friend
On an unrelated note was there a reason balldo lawyers nigger bull wasn’t in Vegas with him? I didn’t see him mentioned or pictured at all unless I missed it. Seems like you would at least show up to support your best friend and the woman he’s married to that you’re plowing

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

On an unrelated note was there a reason balldo lawyers nigger bull wasn’t in Vegas with him?

Someone's gotta watch these damned kids.

 

[northstar747]

Omg, whats wrong with him?

Pull up nick, just stop responding, stop oversharing, just be boring, and do streams on retarded kontent made by other retards DONT GO FULL RETARD

Also can anyone enlighten me about baldo?

Like did he just want the promotion dollars? Cant he give a review? Fuck Jim could give the baldo review while sucking on a oxygen tank hacking saying BALDO saved his marriage, people would think it was a bit.

Nick whats with the baldo

They asked me review and endorse the product and I am whore with 5 kids and legal bills nigga

Nick what this about the baldo?

"its amazing it turns you balls into a 2nd penis, I know it sounds strange but its great, I know I sound like a whore but its great"

Nick whats this about you being a baldo coomer degenerate

"look man the baldo style its...something you have to experience, go use a baldo and come back to me it we ll change your life"

I guess what I am saying is that nick needs to walk the baldo back or just go baldo deep on baldo.

 

[AnOminous]

This disingenuous change of tune reminds me of the "on the wall" saga, to be honest. I think he got scared about creating certain problems for himself if he was seen to be admitting to or encouraging taking illicit drugs and was trying to play cleanup.

A little different because in the "on the wall" arc, he had said something that was not only protected by the First Amendment but that most people would also agree with if taken as it seemed to be. Most people would have no problem with the whole concept of putting pedos against the wall and literally shooting them, not in Minecraft, but in reality.

And here he openly admitted to doing a Schedule I substance in Minnesota, and now is lying and claiming he didn't.

The first was dissembling, the second was outright lying about an actual crime.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Also can anyone enlighten me about baldo?

I think the balldo is just a representation of how badly he fucked up and he actually realized it but now that he’s got a sponsorship and shit he can’t pull out (heh). It started out as a joke and people laughing with him as he talked about how strange it was and then he got one a fan sent it to him I believe, and then he gave one to drex, and then he started to get a little too enthusiastic about it after he actually tried it, which turned into people laughing at him instead of with him about it especially in light of the swinger shit and the possible marital problems and now everyone knows the drinking is causing erectile dysfunction, when he actually got a sponsorship with them it was at the tail end of the people laughing with him stage so now he’s just trying to downplay it as much as he can without losing the sponsorship because he knows that whatever review he does whether it’s a joke review or a real review he’s going to get shit on and he doesn’t like that because at the end of the day he’s a narcissist.

Tl;dr me balldo me make joke put my balls in a choke because my pee pee’s broke

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus Christ his show sucks so bad now. It's like Tim Pool done worse. Much worse. There are about 1,000 much better Youtubers that cover the news. That niche is full. Whatever happened to LAWsplaining?

He's past that, it's now BALLsplaining time. Remember when he yelled "It's BALLsplaining time" and then ballsplained all over those dudes and it was awesome?

No, me neither.

 

[Alex Yiik]

Omg, whats wrong with him?

Pull up nick, just stop responding, stop oversharing, just be boring, and do streams on retarded kontent made by other retards DONT GO FULL RETARD

Also can anyone enlighten me about baldo?

Like did he just want the promotion dollars? Cant he give a review? Fuck Jim could give the baldo review while sucking on a oxygen tank hacking saying BALDO saved his marriage, people would think it was a bit.

Nick whats with the baldo

They asked me review and endorse the product and I am whore with 5 kids and legal bills nigga

Nick what this about the baldo?

"its amazing it turns you balls into a 2nd penis, I know it sounds strange but its great, I know I sound like a whore but its great"

Nick whats this about you being a baldo coomer degenerate

"look man the baldo style its...something you have to experience, go use a baldo and come back to me it we ll change your life"

I guess what I am saying is that nick needs to walk the baldo back or just go baldo deep on baldo.

The balldo was supposed to be a joke, but Nick took it too far and weirded everyone out. You were supposed to laugh about how dumb it is, not actually use it.

It would be like your buddies giving you a blowup doll as a gag gift and then the next time you're hanging out you start going on about how out of breath you were after blowing it up and that each of the holes have slightly different texturing and what an ordeal it was to clean out and store for next time. You have a 50/50 chance of your friends either laughing in your face or never talking to you again, and they are for sure laughing at you behind your back.

 

[northstar747]

Tl;dr me balldo me make joke put my balls in a choke because my pee pee’s broke

Thank you.

Also there was dude on my locals craigslist year ago who had a sybian and offered to let people cum over to play with it.

Do the sybian nick!!!

 

[northstar747]

The balldo was supposed to be a joke, but Nick took it too far and weirded everyone out. You were supposed to laugh about how dumb it is, not actually use it.

It would be like your buddies giving you a blowup doll as a gag gift and then the next time you're hanging out you start going on about how out of breath you were after blowing it up and that each of the holes have slightly different texturing and what an ordeal it was to clean out and store for next time. You have a 50/50 chance of your friends either laughing in your face or never talking to you again, and they are for sure laughing at you behind your back.

No he could work the joke by being overly enthuastic do it tonge and cheek

Also In my college days it was the blow up sheep.....

 

[200MB]

Seems like the drag show cope will continue.
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It's some drag legal issue he's talking about by the sounds of it.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I think the balldo is just a representation of how badly he fucked up and he actually realized it but now that he’s got a sponsorship and shit he can’t pull out (heh). It started out as a joke and people laughing with him as he talked about how strange it was and then he got one a fan sent it to him I believe, and then he gave one to drex, and then he started to get a little too enthusiastic about it after he actually tried it, which turned into people laughing at him instead of with him about it especially in light of the swinger shit and the possible marital problems and now everyone knows the drinking is causing erectile dysfunction, when he actually got a sponsorship with them it was at the tail end of the people laughing with him stage so now he’s just trying to downplay it as much as he can without losing the sponsorship because he knows that whatever review he does whether it’s a joke review or a real review he’s going to get shit on and he doesn’t like that because at the end of the day he’s a narcissist.

Tl;dr me balldo me make joke put my balls in a choke because my pee pee’s broke

You've repeated Rekieta's story. Here's what actually happened as seen on stream:

he showed a dark gray balldo and identified it as Drex's which Drex left at Rekieta's house. It was out of its packet by the way. Rekieta sniffed it. Because of course he did.

Next he claimed a fan had sent him one. His was bright faggot pink. Because of course it was.

Next he claimed the same fan had fixed him up with a Balldo sponsorship deal
[x] doubt

Next he overshared on stream about this revolting sex toy for men who are impotent or have micropenis (the actual product description from their website as found by Metokur).

Next he said he was doing a review and he was sponsored by Balldo.

Next: no review. No proper "brought to you by..." for his alleged sponsor.

It is fair to say Rekieta has never met the truth except by accident and he never sticks around to get acquainted with the truth, as recently demonstrated again with his premature victory lap about the foolish Clarebare woman.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Thank you friend
On an unrelated note was there a reason balldo lawyers nigger bull wasn’t in Vegas with him? I didn’t see him mentioned or pictured at all unless I missed it. Seems like you would at least show up to support your best friend and the woman he’s married to that you’re plowing

It was Coomalot's turn to be the bull, so Drex was off getting laid with dozens of chicks and saving barely legal girls from the Craigslist doms in the Gay 90s sex dungeon.

 

[Captain Manning]

Make sure you download it if you want to keep it I have a feeling Nick will send a valid DMCA to the Erverlerd.

TBF, striking shit hasn't really been Nick's style. And that would really stain whatever good will still exists between him and Null.

But hey, Nick's outward demeanor has changed so much (for the cowish), who even knows what he'll do anymore.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It was Coomalot's turn to be the bull, so Drex was off getting laid with dozens of chicks and saving barely legal girls from the Craigslist doms in the Gay 90s sex dungeon.

There's no way that's happening, not after Nick pulled a evaXephon and then made a clone of him metal gay style in Alabama.

 

[Strix454]

On an unrelated note was there a reason balldo lawyers nigger bull wasn’t in Vegas with him? I didn’t see him mentioned or pictured at all unless I missed it. Seems like you would at least show up to support your best friend and the woman he’s married to that you’re plowing

Probably because of this:

Drex no doubt warned Nick about letting people like that in and Nick didn't listen. Drex has been clear in the past that he has to be the only black person in the room. One of the things you learn listening to Drex is how much he doesn't like black people.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Notes from Legal Mindset's stream with Nick:

-LM has residency in Thailand now, apparently.

That's about it... the rest was actually lawyers talking about Alex Jones trial and the DOJ wanting to sell his rare cat in bankruptcy..

I got through about 80% of it and nothing really bugger popped. This is the kind of content Nick should have stuck with.

 

[Begemot]

@feral cat #6385, This makes me look too one dimensional as a character

Nah, like all worthless white slaves, your sole role is to be a cumdumpster to racially superior black and BIPOC folx.