DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP sucking JWong's dick on Twitter for attention after talking shit about the FGC?

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
I doubt Wong would even bite. He's got a pretty good routine and balance of family life, streaming, FGC events. Dude definitely doesn't need an autistic pig wrench thrown into his world.
 
He's totally going to push for Elden Ring when he quits Wo Long. Already owns it, there's a gorillion guides already available, and Prime doesn't guide you unless you take too long and even then, it just marks the specific room
its not even gonna be a fresh run. its gonna be NG+ and the dents get to tell him where to put his stats and what to use. definitely easier than getting his back blown out by lu bu.
 
I can't keep up with the dents, but is this one of the real chairs or one of those who LARPs in his chat?
Bro, I stopped being able to tell the difference between unironic and ironic fans ages ago.
I was about to ask the same thing, name alone would point towards a troll but the message seems genuine. I am just going to go back to calling all these people OIC, just makes it easier.
 
he did this the whole time during elden ring so why does he want to play it again? he hated it
He remembers this brought in munnies

He's been coping and claiming that the recent types of games is the reason support is low.
If ER fails to get the dents to throw SSI bucks at him his ego will take a massive hit and he'll be forced to accept the fact that he is completely fucked.
 
He remembers this brought in munnies

He's been coping and claiming that the recent types of games is the reason support is low.
If ER fails to get the dents to throw SSI bucks at him his ego will take a massive hit and he'll be forced to accept the fact that he is completely fucked.
He will just say "well guys it looks like you don't want to see me play the hard games anymore. We will do more Dreamlight valley from now on!" Phil will never acknowledge that he is fucked
 
He will just say "well guys it looks like you don't want to see me play the hard games anymore. We will do more Dreamlight valley from now on!" Phil will never acknowledge that he is fucked
he should just bring back animal crossing with bounties, maybe he can leave fake love letters for his roommate again.
 
Hes gonna look up overpowered builds and pretend alotta peepul in chat are telling him dragon lightning is good and be ack ack acking it up again singing about dick lightning ass cock balls ass
I bet he will create a justification to use the summon ashes. Something like "I already beat the game legit without them and this is going to be a stress-free chill run."
 
So wait Nyanners in one clip with DSP complaining about her understood how much of a retard DSP is meanwhile stuttering john craig and a people on twitter so pathetic they need to clout chase DSP for attention think he's not so bad.

WHICH is fun to watch people defend DSP, the inhuman pig roach who's least offensive thing he's done is doxx people, by claiming the bank leaks are doxxing and mean and don't tell them different or they'll block you on the bird app.

The vortex has become amazing..
I bet he will create a justification to use the summon ashes. Something like "I already beat the game legit without them and this is going to be a stress-free chill run."

Which is funny since most "professional gamers" and "souls aficionados" like DSP thinks he is do the opposite in runs after they beat the game speed runs, handi-capping themselves, only using specific weapons or builds, trying to beat the game with out leveling or using cheat engine to do things like have 1 hp...

but not phil... Blue collar phil worked hard down at the docks and needs a relaxing game time.
 
So wait Nyanners in one clip with DSP complaining about her understood how much of a retard DSP is meanwhile stuttering john craig and a people on twitter so pathetic they need to clout chase DSP for attention think he's not so bad.

WHICH is fun to watch people defend DSP, the inhuman pig roach who's least offensive thing he's done is doxx people, by claiming the bank leaks are doxxing and mean and don't tell them different or they'll block you on the bird app.

The vortex has become amazing..
Someone posted a clip of her talking about DSP before, she seems somewhat aware of his lore or at least of the incident


thats the clip
 

This interview is going to be an absolute mess. This guy talks just like Phil and uses the same rhetoric and whataboutisms and knows absolutely nothing. I don't want to call Phil some mastermind because he isn't intelligent at all, but this interview is going to be the perfect cover for him.

"I already got an interview droob, why do I need a second? *snake laugh*"
 
He will just say "well guys it looks like you don't want to see me play the hard games anymore. We will do more Dreamlight valley from now on!" Phil will never acknowledge that he is fucked
Phil would need to have his income drop off dramatically to be considered "fucked". Probably anything under $4000 a month would make him panic hard and put him in a real bind. Based on his bills that we know about, he needs roughly $3300ish just to keep things the same. This doesn't account for food or booze though. He's making probably double that a month still (somehow), so he's got quite a drop off before he is in fucked territory.
 
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