There's STILL nobody in the chat!? Time for another eyeroll and a little dash of pretend crying. That's sure to work.
The keening of SCP-400# fills the apartment. Far less annoying than some kids in the hallway, enjoying their life. Seconds tick by and still no one. You know what fuck this.
Time to make poopoos in the kitchen and use the feline voice to call for Harry. One minute and one second in, someone finally appears.
"Hi Gemini!"
Thank God someone is here. She was totally just checking the wireless router - not sure if you guys have those in tHE wEsT. They're really fancy, all the rage, latest thing from the early 2000's.
"It's like 5g, you take it with you everywhere and you have Internet sOoOo." So fancy.
"Please watch my couples video, if you enjoy those kinds of things." I don't. They are just a new style of Vlog, showing a day in the life, how she manages to get through her day and spend time being domestic! Chantal uses videos to keep herself motivated to clean and we will be getting that tour.
"That's coming next, in the next couples video!" Ugh.
The oven that Salah acquired for her is a hand me down. That's fine though. You don't need to live a glamorous life and go shopping all the time. There's no need for Penningtons Beezes or Amazon orders! This is the Middle East where everything is perfect and there's no poverty even though people need hand me down kitchen appliances.
"There's like one button that's like kinda burnt...."
"But that's okay!"
She loves it! It's fine! She used it to make soup today but did not film or show us because she is sick! Where is Salah to share his impressions of FFG and other members of Haydur Nation you may ask? Not here. He's out, he's conducting
"Some business" Uh huh. "And then he's going to hit a store and then come home."
Really though, Chantal is very ill. She feels awful and even though Salah offered to take her along it just wasn't a good idea. When she's sick like this she doesn't even like to go outside! Just like every other day! (
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The VIBidiots who still have not managed to understand the joys of a totally real ER Beeze are concerned that Chantal may have contracted the coof.
"I don't even know if they have COVID tests here."
#FirstWorldProblems
She couldn't even breathe! Whenever she coughs it up she's in agonizing pain but her loViNG hUSBand brought her cough syrup so that he didn't have to listen to her whining incessantly in the few hours of visitation that they have before he goes back to his own apartment.
"It's like an herbal cough medicine."
/FUD3 has entered the chat.
They haven't finished with the Ramadan lights, they stopped half way and Salah is going to need to put them up all over. She has just been resting, cooking, being domestic! It's been hard but Mistress of Darkness completely understands.
Coof Coof. So sIcK!
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Mistress of Darkness is continuing her parade of making sure that whatever Chantal says that she likes or has done, MoD has done it better. Such organic a-logging from a woman attempting to skinwalk as a troon instead of the other way around. Has Chinny travelled? Well guess what MoD has lived in multiple countries and never needed a man to shepherd her around. Does the Great Northern Fupallo like to play video games? Well MoD has an entire channel that revolves around playing games and she has streamed with Salah for four hours - he paid her for the pleasure of her company.
English Majortal is assessing the situation, Gunrar stalks the shadows of her swollen eyes. Foolishly she assesses once again that this mortal is of no threat,
"Yeah, you're like flying international there's all kinds of people from all over the world you don't know what kind of germs they have. Including me!" So Ma'am there's this thread...
"Who knows what kind of germs I have?" T-h-r-e-a-d. "Cheers!"
Salud!
So fresh!
"It tastes like stale spices." Oh. "
Honestly though, it really helps!" No for real, earlier she was feeling awful and sounded so sick. Chantal was sure that the end had come to claim her in the dessert but she took some of this lovely green dreck and now,
"I'm like fine."
The VIBidiots are concerned over whether or not Chantal was taking a suppressant or an expectorant. Salah totally checked this, he absolutely spoke directly with the pharmacist who for sure asked him about what sort of cough his beloved bride was suffering from. Mariam knows all of this because he is such a good boy that he told her directly all that transpired.
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Look this happens sometimes. Remember last time she got sick in Kuwait!? Remember? Member!?
"Remember those weird migraines I had?"
How could we forget? "The really weird migraine that made me throw up.. I don't know what that was about." There's a thread for that.
CoughleCOofHAck!
Is our darling Cutie really suffering from MERS? Has she contracted another round of COVID-19? Is this some heretofore unknown plague spawned by Gunrar itself to finally end the conflict in the Middle East by causing everyone to die? Who knows, but Mistress of Darkness knows what would fix the beloved Boss Aries Bitch right up!
RUM PUNCH!
"Yeah I don't drink otherwise I would believe you!" Vodka makes her sick! Smelling it makes her want to barf.
"You guys seen those few times that I did drink I can't handle my alcohol." (
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Kthxbai.
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