Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Nya nya nya, it sounds like you have peanut butter in your mouth, little baby child.

BLABLABLABLALBA…BLALBLABA. BLABLABLA? BLA BLA BLA.

You have nothing. To. Say. ….Never have.

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The face of a man who is not fat, and did not cheat on a half-marathon.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
The problem with this assumption is presuming that there would be people at Hooligan's. There are way cooler things to do just by a simple search on google maps. A bunch of other bars, restaurants, and a bowling alley are all right by there. North of there is a college with college bars and south of there is way more entertainment. Piggy goes there because he won't have to worry about interacting with other people and can drink himself into a blackhole to forget the fact that he is a failure in life
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Hmm, go to some shitty looking pub that looks to only have piss water on tap or head to Sip & Purr. Such hard choice! They even seem to have a stout named after Patrick's bar of choice, the Fat Pub.
 
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Broadside said:
I'm sorry, but did Pat say his house was in a "nice neighborhood"?
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Oakland isn't even ranked in the top 10 safest neighborhoods of Milwaukee either.
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Oh sweet little stalker child, Pat's neighborhood is not crime-ridden to the exact same degree that he is not obese by any medical standard, child. Wait for the knock. Prison awaits.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
however his op-ed is a good example of how sci-fi authors aren't educated thinkers predicting the future.
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It's actually more an example of how the mental retards who get published as sci-fi these days aren't.

For instance, Arthur C. Clarke more or less invented the geostationary communications satellite. Heinlein invented the waterbed. In fact, the first person to attempt to patent the idea was denied a patent because of Heinlein's prior description.

Tomlinson is not a "sci-fi author." He is just a fucking retard who has done the Sonichu of science fiction except lacking any of the individuality of Sonichu.

He shouldn't be compared to any classic SF authors.
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Keep working for Elon for free, Piggy!
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>he does it for free
 
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That semi-viral tweet definitely provided an uptick in Rick's spergery. He's so openly hostile to people, it's all petty insults and aggression. Pat will only believe in an ideology that will allow him to disparage others and enable his delusion of being some self-styled "thought leader". All this means to him is open season to gaslight others into thinking they're the problem. Rick's a poseur with ideals as flimsy as the faggots he champions.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's actually more an example of how the mental retards who get published as sci-fi these days aren't.

For instance, Arthur C. Clarke more or less invented the geostationary communications satellite. Heinlein invented the waterbed. In fact, the first person to attempt to patent the idea was denied a patent because of Heinlein's prior description.

Tomlinson is not a "sci-fi author." He is just a fucking retard who has done the Sonichu of science fiction except lacking any of the individuality of Sonichu.

He shouldn't be compared to any classic SF authors.
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He is the inventor of transgender space crabs though, which is brilliant when you consider they can snib their own space crab dicks off and don't even need no dumbass space doctor or space hormones. Maybe some of those space chemicals in the space space that turn the friggin' space crabs gay that space Alex Jones was going on about. IN SPACE.
 
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Patrick did come up with some novel ideas - hacker Etsy is new. In every other book hackers are on the shadowy fringe of the world, delving into systems using arcane tools and hard won knowledge of their targets. But Patrick throws that out and you hit up Bob’s Pretty Good Hax page, look for the latest reviews, “A++ good seller, wud hack again” and pick your software from these boutique intrusion software makers. That’s new!

Also coming up with an alien species without skin that doesn’t instantly die in shrieking agony or requires some novel life support system to move around since they have no skin protecting them from disease or crumbs off a piece of toast.

No, we mustn’t discount the profoundly stupid things Patrick has dreamed up in his space books …in space!
 
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Piggy has more vacations planned on Quasi's dime:

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"Morrocco"
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Most people go on vacation to see new sights, meet new people, and have novel experiences. Pat goes on vacation to stare at his phone and tweet at his liver/toilet. You can do that from home or a bar, sport.
 
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Gwydion said:
Most people go on vacation to see new sights, meet new people, and have novel experiences. Pat goes on vacation to stare at his phone and tweet at his liver/toilet. You can do that from home or a bar, sport.
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Well yeah but staying home leaves money on the table for Quasi to take.
 
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Pigrick is the kind of person who goes swimming with a wristwatch rated for 10 m water resistance and complains when it breaks, thinking it was fine to swim at the surface since he didn't dive to 10 m.
And here I am, overthinking wristwatches with anything less than 200 m rating because on vacation I like to go snorkeling and I don't trust the non-screwed buttons of most chronographs, even when they're rated for 100 m, which should be enough for the little bit of free diving that I do.
If only I was a 140 IQ Gigachad like Patirck, then I wouldn't have to second-guess. I'd just know.
I'd also probably just get the most tasteless G-Shock because that'd be how I roll.
(Nothing against G-Shocks, though. Just not quite what I'm looking for in this particular instance)
 
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PST Stan Account said:
I read in an article somewhere that Milwaukee is the most segregated city in America, maybe that's what Klassic Konservative Kpat means when he says it's a nice city.
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The objective truth.

"I love Milwaukee, all the darky negros stay away from me and my duplex and stay in a nice contained space so I can get their children's dark sweet meat for my basement deli at my leisure."
 
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It's pretty impressive Mr. Tomlinson Senior is still kicking. He's in his 70's now. Fifty plus years of fucking and sucking any cowboy with a fiver and he's still never got the bug. Actually, this makes me think. Mr. Tomlinson Junior handles dangerous negro meat on a daily basis and is very careless with hygienic guidelines. And yet he's certainly not wasting away. Could Patrick Tomlinson have some kind of HIV-resistant genes?
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
It's pretty impressive Mr. Tomlinson Senior is still kicking. He's in his 70's now. Fifty plus years of fucking and sucking any cowboy with a fiver and he's still never got the bug. Actually, this makes me think. Mr. Tomlinson Junior handles dangerous negro meat on a daily basis and is very careless with hygienic guidelines. And yet he's certainly not wasting away. Could Patrick Tomlinson have some kind of HIV-resistant genes?
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He is so fat that even untreated full blown AIDS wouldn’t slim him down.
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
It's pretty impressive Mr. Tomlinson Senior is still kicking. He's in his 70's now. Fifty plus years of fucking and sucking any cowboy with a fiver and he's still never got the bug.
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Don't you know? He was actually patient zero, the one who brought AIDS to Africa. Between father and son it is very hard to tell who has been a bigger bane on black people. Tomlinson males just really hate niggers, it's weird.
 
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