Are you afraid to remove your penis if necessary?

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Agent Abe Caprine said:
I have a detachable penis. Only fear I have is losing it.
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As I walked down Second Av toward St Marks Place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw your penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

Just let me know if you want it back we can make a deal.
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It’s a move it or lose it world, and I’m not losing my penis. How else will I use it if necessary?
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
I have a detachable penis. Only fear I have is losing it.
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As I walked down Second Av toward St Marks Place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw your penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

Just let me know if you want it back we can make a deal.
 
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