Are you afraid to remove your penis if necessary?

[vomitusdeux]

Well, are you?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m not removing my penis from your ass.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

but i already removed it and it wasnt even necessary.

 

[Catler]

Yes, I would much rather keep it.

It's kind of amazing to me people like Keffles can just get rid of it like it's not a big deal.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

I'd rather die from cancer than join the 41%

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have a detachable penis. Only fear I have is losing it.

 

[Day Drinking]

Without a doubt. I'd be very sad without my laddy.

 

[mister meaner]

It’s a move it or lose it world, and I’m not losing my penis. How else will I use it if necessary?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I have a detachable penis. Only fear I have is losing it.

As I walked down Second Av toward St Marks Place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw your penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

Just let me know if you want it back we can make a deal.