F.A.Qs about Jail, State Hospital, and Court

[AnOminous]

So is he gonna get a slap on the wrist like when he tried to run over someone?

He's spent well over a year behind bars now. That's more than he's ever been punished and he hasn't even been tried.

It may be a slap on the wrist compared to what he deserves, but odds are good he gets put in some kind of tard home full of slow in da minds and has his retardation rubbed into his face, finally.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Chris has a captive audience in prison, he doesn’t need weens anymore.

I honestly think that after having an audience of The Whole Internet for decades, Chris would ever be truly satisfied again with an audience in real life unless it was something very big and important. Of course, he doesn't necessarily get to pick whether he has social media access going forward, so he may have no choice but to take what he can get, but I think it would bother him greatly not to be able to get on Twitter and go on his long schizo rants, even if he had someone in person sitting there who might listen to him and tolerate him. I think he put the level of effort into his jail letters that he did because he knew they would all end up online and he was basically tweeting via paper.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He's spent well over a year behind bars now. That's more than he's ever been punished and he hasn't even been tried.

It may be a slap on the wrist compared to what he deserves, but odds are good he gets put in some kind of tard home full of slow in da minds and has his retardation rubbed into his face, finally.

Now this may be different for Chris because of the fact he’s an adseg (administrative segregation aka the loony-faggot bin) but jail time is considerably harder than prison time most the time. I’ve said it before but jails are not actually designed for long-term inmates so a lot of the betterment/enrichment facilities you expect from a prison are just not present in jail, This is doubly true for the adseg since I said was designed to be a temporary punishment.

Is he gonna be tried on the “sex with own child“ charge or is there gonna be a different charge/ more charges added when he gets a trial? I still don’t understand how that applies to Chris, is Barbara mentally deemed a child and that’s why?

 

[Pignat]

Chris is just being a bro and letting Geno catch up.

 

[Male Idiot]

Can they just continuance it the ten years are up, leaving the farms with bemt duck cheese... I mean spoiled milk?

 

[King Kiwi]

By the time we get the milk it will have been spoiled

No use crying over spoiled milk.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

What is spoiled milk but fine cheese?

I'll bet you $50 you can't drink a full glass of this fine cheese.

 

[BallBuster II]

So is he gonna get a slap on the wrist like when he tried to run over someone?

"He can't keep getting away with it!" they exclaimed as he nears 2 years of being removed from society.

I know the overall point you are trying to make, but by the time the next review comes, it would have been 2 years since this whole saga started. 2 years with no real contact with the outside world, no vidya, no pony cons, no internet, no weens, no nothing that used to contribute to his daily life. Punishment comes in all forms.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"He can't keep getting away with it!" they exclaimed as he nears 2 years of being removed from society.

I know the overall point you are trying to make, but by the time the next review comes, it would have been 2 years since this whole saga started. 2 years with no real contact with the outside world, no vidya, no pony cons, no internet, no weens, no nothing that used to contribute to his daily life. Punishment comes in all forms.

I agree that with Chris, punishment can't work the usual way with him, because he is just that resistant to learning his lesson if it means having to change his way of thinking against what he himself wants to believe I.E. the only reason he's done a 180 on basically everything he was hardline against (alcohol drinking, LBGT, etc.) is because he himself decided those things were suddenly okay one day.

Every time until the current jail saga, he pretty much has been allowed off the hook with virtually no lasting reprecussions. Even outright being charged with attacking that store manager with the mace ended with nothing but a weekend stay in a drunk tank and then occasional forced participation in public hearings, followed by basically the same with a therapist instead that did fuck all for improving Chris's behavior.

Of that period, the only thing that seemed to stick in Chris's mind was how scared he had to have been in the drunk tank, because it's the only period of his life that we haven't gotten his side about even though he was let out and talked about every other part of the incident besides the lockup. And even THEN the only thing that seemed to stick was 'I get in trouble with the cops and the worst is all I have to do is sit in jail for a day or two' - it's why he doesn't seem to comprehend how fucked he is when the cops come to arrest him at the hotel and up through the arraignment when he cares more about the fucking toys in his hotel room. He thinks this shit's gonna blow over like last time.

Likewise, as we saw in the letters, his messiah complex only deepened and I fully believe it's because the only real form of media that he could latch onto in jail was the Bible, because it's the only media anything he would have regular unlimited access to. So, he makes himself fem-Jesus Christ superstar and doubles down on the Mergepocalypse. He legit would rather the entire human population burn so he can live in paradise with his lobotomized cartoon creations, than come to terms with the fact he's a terrible person that's usually in the wrong and face the consequences of his own actions.

TLDR: he's a spoiled manchild that finally has had everything permanently taken away from him, because he sure as shit isn't ever going back to 14BC, and might truly be the first time his actions have caused a permament loss he regets. Which is still disgusting because he wanted his mom to drop dead so he could get the house once he was released.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris will not learn. It’s never going to happen. He could be wrapped in someone’s cast aside skeet blanket sitting under a bridge as his last tooth falls out and he’d still think he’s the hero and the world is out to get him.

But it’s also just as likely that Chris has told everyone to fuck off

Or weens are fucking around with people who are easier to fuck with while they wait for Chunky to get out of jail.

Is he gonna be tried on the “sex with own child“ charge or is there gonna be a different charge/ more charges added when he gets a trial? I still don’t understand how that applies to Chris, is Barbara mentally deemed a child and that’s why?

A law kiwi has said that option is part of a longer list and we’re just not seeing the whole thing because the box is so small. Chris is being charged with what he did.

If Barb was mentally deemed a child she wouldn’t have been living alone at 14blc without incident for months after the arrest (she was even seen driving). We don’t know what her mental state was (or is). Chris is not a reliable narrator and Barb has faked illness for the camera.

 

[Zaryiu2]

"He can't keep getting away with it!" they exclaimed as he nears 2 years of being removed from society.

I know the overall point you are trying to make, but by the time the next review comes, it would have been 2 years since this whole saga started. 2 years with no real contact with the outside world, no vidya, no pony cons, no internet, no weens, no nothing that used to contribute to his daily life. Punishment comes in all forms.

I should have added i meant in a legal way but yeah i get your point

 

[thegooddoctor]

No but they're entirely normal for any case involving Chris. This is literally a re-run of EVERY SINGLE CASE involving Chris.

Forgive me if it’s been mentioned before but apparently considering the esoteric nature of his case there is a possibility that he could be just held on continuances for as long as The law deems necessary? He could just be held in jail indefinitely for years on end so if they don’t settle on a sentence it’ll be redundant after a particular point because he’s already spent so much time in the slammer.

 

[biggacracka]

He could just be held in jail indefinitely for years on end so if they don’t settle on a sentence it’ll be redundant after a particular point because he’s already spent so much time in the slammer.

Isn't there a right for a swift trial or something? Not that it's ever enforced mind you but still

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Damn, another continuance? It makes you wonder what the hell the courts are even doing.
Though considering it's Chris, i guess the constant continuances are fair.

 

[BallBuster II]

Forgive me if it’s been mentioned before but apparently considering the esoteric nature of his case there is a possibility that he could be just held on continuances for as long as The law deems necessary? He could just be held in jail indefinitely for years on end so if they don’t settle on a sentence it’ll be redundant after a particular point because he’s already spent so much time in the slammer.

I think this is possible if he doesn't put up a fight, but the 6th Amendment is technically on his side should he decide to wield it.

"In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence."

For all we know he has become complacent and is enjoying a simple regigmented life unplugged from the outside world.

 

[Hepativore]

The jail itself might have some misgivings, eventually, as they are meant to be temporary holding places for people awaiting trial or short-term confinement, and they might be getting annoyed with having to waste a cell on Chris for such an inordinate period of time instead of sending him to prison, already.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Damn, another continuance? It makes you wonder what the hell the courts are even doing.
Though considering it's Chris, i guess the constant continuances are fair.

The majority of "normal" criminals will show remorse, even phony remorse, or else be too hardened, and thus just sent to prison. Chris on the other hand, just doesn't care what's going on. He's perfectly content to play up his cope, especially when faced with the probability of the courts putting him a group home in order to get him to be able to live independently. Throwing Chris into prison, even PC, would probably kill him because he just has that way to make anyone around him repulsed and angry.

Now throw in the autism deferral. A lot of autistic people usually have some family that can help out, except for Chris. They all washed their hands of him, which is pretty extraordinary. Then you have other autistic folks, who would hate being in jail because it would mean they'd miss out on stuff, which is what we thought Chris would be like, then it turned into him actually liking where he is.

Chris has developed a habit of straight up ignoring people trying to get him to live on his own, be responsible, etc... His father, the various courts over the years, people he talked to online, but in all those cases, Chris just didn't want to think about it. So even now, the system has an incredibly difficult time in trying to figure out what to do with him. Then you mix in Heilberg. Heilberg most definitely knows, if Chris is let out without some sort of structure, he'll probably go on to get into trouble, not to mention blab about everything, which is going to make Heilberg look bad, and by that stroke, the courts too, since they all were supposed to "fix" Chris. "Man rapes his elderly mother and let out with barely a slap on the wrist" is not good press for anyone involved.

The other thing too, is that there is nothing horrible Chris is facing if he doesn't. No one's going to come kick the shit out of him, rape him, or turn his life into a living hell, so he has zero interest in doing anything now. Previous Chris just did what the courts wanted at his first deferral system, because he knew if he didn't, he'd be removed from his home and toys. Since that already happened, and Chris discovered that he wouldn't have to "adult" in jail, there's been no motivation on his part.

 

[King Kiwi]

So I guess we really are never going to see Chris again?

Damn. I'll always remember him in his pink Sonichu shirt on that early August day.

That, or we finally do see him and I become traumatized.

Well, more traumatized. It's like he died but you know he's still alive. If that makes sense? I really don't have a better analogy.

 

[Hepativore]

So I guess we really are never going to see Chris again?

Damn. I'll always remember him in his pink Sonichu shirt on that early August day.

That, or we finally do see him and I become traumatized.

Well, more traumatized. It's like he died but you know he's still alive. If that makes sense? I really don't have a better analogy.

The slow death of "Classic Chris" started when he trooned out, and after his arrest in August, 2021, most people have since concluded that the "Chris" we have now is a loathsome monster rather than the mere misguided idiot of yesteryear.

I would compare it to watching somebody you knew decline from a degenerative brain disease, ala the concept behind Everywhere At the End of Time. The person that they are at the end of it is unrecognizable from the person they started out as, even if they are physically still alive.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Well, more traumatized. It's like he died but you know he's still alive. If that makes sense? I really don't have a better analogy.

Like Jesus?