Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

At this point IMHO the end is coming faster and faster. I'll give him 2 maybe 3 more years everything longer than that would be god trolling us.
He clinically died a few weeks ago. He's on borrowed time. His family won't miss him and his son doesn't even know who he is beyond being a drunk dude that hangs around him once in awhile.
 
It is sort of understated how much of a fall from grace Margera has gone through. He's arguably one of the biggest lolcows if you consider how famous he used to be.

He got insanely bitter post-MTV it seemed. He’s full of hate and rage and is legitimately a psycho that should have been institutionalized probably.
 
Re: Bam visits the wrong bar.
If he goes from Escondildo to Oceanside it could happen. Those marines are some mean drunks, and are obsessed with "respec"
It's not far.
 
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I've gone from just wanting him to OD, and leave a trust fund for his kid. Now, I want to see him mouth off drunk to the wrong dude and beats him so bad he needs to be put into a medically induced coma again. Nothing about this story seems farfetched in the least. He's a textbook narcissist that was never corrected by his limpdick parents. Who could've guessed he would grow up and still behave like a 13 year old spoiled faggot. What are the odds?
His parents weren't perfect, for sure, but I don't think most people could navigate the level of fame he got so quickly and come out unscathed. He was the Beatles of skateboarding. I remember footage of him back in the day showing up to skate parks to practice and girls were screaming and running at him. Tony Hawk didn't even have to deal with that. He's a shithead but the fame didn't help. His brother seems normal. I think he's a bit of a cuck, but mostly normal.
 
Honestly, if anyone hates the stinky bohemianism that Bam has lived up to now, it would be a crayon eater. Now I WANT him to go to Oceanside.
 
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