Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

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Did anybody figure out the reason for Methstorian hatred of the Ralphamale? What is the deep lore there?
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Did anyone ever figure out why Anthony LoGatto has such hatred for Chris Chan? He’s still up to it to this very day, btw


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Fuck what happend to the internet where people would just laugh at the retard and not become the retard itself with whole gayop bullshit like fuck I could understand a gayop if it were to help a person(like that time CWCforum pitched in to help chris after his house burned down) but not be malicious like Chris X/pit viper faggot or other gay fags like jessePS or kinochet. People it the internet, have fun on it don't take shit to seriously like Ralph or other lolcows who think its their entire life
 
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namai337 said:
Fuck what happend to the internet where people would just laugh at the retard and not become the retard itself with whole gayop bullshit like fuck I could understand a gayop if it were to help a person(like that time CWCforum pitched in to help chris after his house burned down) but not be malicious like Chris X/pit viper faggot or other gay fags like jessePS or kinochet. People it the internet, have fun on it don't take shit to seriously like Ralph or other lolcows who think its their entire life
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There is nothing wrong with fucking with someone or trolling, it's how it is done that matters - the key thing is, it's got to be funny. However, whilst there aren't necessarily any hard and fast rules I tend to think the following is important:

1) Don't be a ween, screeming JULLAAY down the phone at Chris was never funny because it was retarded.
2) Don't be an obsessive weirdo. Pulling off a successful trolling campaign does not warrant that you need to expand and continue this - just enjoy it, then stop.
3) Don't be a repetitive idiot. It was funny when PodAwful did the finger guns and pushed some diapers down the path towards Ralph's home, but when you had fat middled aged women pulling up at Ralph's door and leaving corn whilst pretending to pray that was gay, unfunny shit.
4) Either do something funny, or don't bother. All the people who went to Ralphamania to "measure Ralph" were unfunny. Everyone involved in fucking with that event actually made it less enjoyable for the casual observer. Contrast with the GuntBowl - that moron who turned up, screamed Rape It Ralph and socked him in the mouth was fucking Kino.
5) It's primarily got to be fun. "Haha, we are going to burn Ralph's life to the ground!" Isn't trolling, that's just insane. Ralph does that himself, no reason to dirty your own hands. Send him a kid diddler hat or something instead.

Ultimately, it's hard to describe what makes something funny, what makes a comedian good - trolling is the same, but the likes of Kinochet and Christorian X seem to have forgot that it's not about destroying the life of the target, like an unhinged stalker, it's about making them react in a way that makes people laugh. Chris Chan being bullied into shoving things up his ass is not funny, being made to sperg out because someone was doing an impression of him is.
 
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namai337 said:
Fuck what happend to the internet where people would just laugh at the retard and not become the retard itself with whole gayop bullshit like fuck I could understand a gayop if it were to help a person(like that time CWCforum pitched in to help chris after his house burned down) but not be malicious like Chris X/pit viper faggot or other gay fags like jessePS or kinochet. People it the internet, have fun on it don't take shit to seriously like Ralph or other lolcows who think its their entire life
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There has been plenty of foreshadowing for the Ralph Industrial Complex.
 
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Methstorian X said:
There is nothing strange about inviting 19 year olds to visit and go on binge drinking tours. Ethan Ralph kidnapped a teenager from a loving home and abused her. He's the criminal.

I am a good man, and I've got a background in Puic Relations and communications. You're all being manipulated by "I'm just a worm" who is astroturfing this narrative.
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Agree it's absolutely despicable that Ralph plied an 18 year old with alcohol to get her to sleep with him. Once a girl hits 19 it's fine, and actually good and noble, to plie them with alcohol in an attempt to get them to sleep with you. Some people don't understand the rules of life.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Fan Forum massacre 粉絲論壇大屠殺 janitorial bribery 清潔工賄賂 sock account protection 馬甲保護傘 Christorian X 克莉絲托裡恩 叉 Pit Viper Salesman 基佬眼鏡商人 paedophile protection force 戀童癖保護團 boy soprano 男孩高音 groomer 培養者 you're mature for someone so young 對於你的歲數來說你很成熟 Harooo Okaymuru 奧村春 all becomes gunt 全部都變成？ Surfer 衝浪者 victim 受害者 Ethan Ralph W!! 伊森·拉爾夫贏了 Clair 克萊爾 death in Minecraft 死在我的世界 Gator 鱷魚 FBI dossier 美國聯邦調查局 19-year-old 十九歲 nudes 裸照
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Lol, nice! Too bad there's no good translation for gunt. The best I could do was 腹爬
 
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Ralphamaniac said:
Wtf @Everything is this why you ain't been pulling you weight in dark tide? Been hanging out with your new e bf that chinky china man @CECA Loather instead of us? Well jokes on you cuz we got some dope transcendent tier weapons the other night without you. Dab emoji dab emoji
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Sure glad we have Methstorian X to expose you as he clearly is the biggest discord tranny of them all since he is a true lore master and it's totally not schizo Peelaine Pisstler Pisser tier info they made up. das rite @Pit Viper Salesman everything is related to the plate gang. Did you get that info from a meth addicted English woman with a piss fetish?
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Also a certain 🐸🥷 thinks this Twitter might be another methstorian account
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Definitely gives more Kinochet’s vibes. He uses the same Gunt flag too, and other Kinogay associates like RPG & Jaden both retweet it
 
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Holy shit, i don't know why but I'm always surprised when i see that 40+ year olds acting like retards on the internet.
Is this the only thing you have in your life? No family? Friends? A Job? Hobbies? Nothing?

I don't get how you can be such a fuck up that you have nothing else than sending 13k dms within 120 days. And that's just on chudbuds, who knows about here, Twitter, discord and so on.

Maybe I'll get hats for this, but if you are over 40 and have nothing in your life except alogging idiots, maybe you should consider joining Exit Club in Switzerland for instance.
 
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Zeva_Adom said:
Holy shit, i don't know why but I'm always surprised when i see that 40+ year olds acting like retards on the internet.
Is this the only thing you have in your life? No family? Friends? A Job? Hobbies? Nothing?

I don't get how you can be such a fuck up that you have nothing else than sending 13k dms within 120 days. And that's just on chudbuds, who knows about here, Twitter, discord and so on.

Maybe I'll get hats for this, but if you are over 40 and have nothing in your life except alogging idiots, maybe you should consider joining Exit Club in Switzerland for instance.
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You're not wrong.
 
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I realized something fucking hysterical today, now that the leaks with Gator and Christorian X are released where they plot and seethe about how to take down Godwinson.

Maybe two weeks ago in Sneedchat, @Pit Viper Salesman made an art request for me - to draw Godwinson’s girlfriend. This is was just when it was leaked, I think by PPP, that Godwinson‘s GF was pregnant.

The picture was pretty normal so there wasn’t much to work with - I told him as such. However Methstorian X kept insisitng, saying “time for a family portrait Worm?? Wouldn’t it be funny if you drew her haha?“

I thought CX was somewhat reformed at this point so I didn’t think much of it.

However, now I fucking realize he was probably trying to puppet me to try and fire at Godwinson. He probably thought he could get me involved in some gay op. It matches with the timeline of these DMs between CX and Gator.

In fact- IN FACT- Kinochet and Gator involved my art in another bizarre op, where I made a joke about Godwinson using my art as his profile pic while shitting on Kinochets, whom I also drew.

Both Gator and Kinochet seized on this in simultaneous Twitter posts as an attack point on Godwinson, it was super gay and made no sense.


Christorian X and his faggot friends were trying to puppet me to attack Godwinson using cartoons.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The faggotry is unmatched.

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I'm Just A Worm said:
I realized something fucking hysterical today, now that the leaks with Gator and Christorian X are released where they plot and seethe about how to take down Godwinson.

Maybe two weeks ago in Sneedchat, @Pit Viper Salesman made an art request for me - to draw Godwinson’s girlfriend. This is was just when it was leaked, I think by PPP, that Godwinson‘s GF was pregnant.

The picture was pretty normal so there wasn’t much to work with - I told him as such. However Methstorian X kept insisitng, saying “time for a family portrait Worm?? Wouldn’t it be funny if you drew her haha?“

I thought CX was somewhat reformed at this point so I didn’t think much of it.

However, now I fucking realize he was probably trying to puppet me to try and fire at Godwinson. He probably thought he could get me involved in some gay op. It matches with the timeline of these DMs between CX and Gator.

In fact- IN FACT- Kinochet and Gator involved my art in another bizarre op, where I made a joke about Godwinson using my art as his profile pic while shitting on Kinochets, whom I also drew.

Both Gator and Kinochet seized on this in simultaneous Twitter posts as an attack point on Godwinson, it was super gay and made no sense.


Christorian X and his faggot friends were trying to puppet me to attack Godwinson using cartoons.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The faggotry is unmatched.

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Yeah, he tried to do that with me too with Cow Poly. For one I had no idea who the fuck Cow Poly is nor care but the faggot was really adamant with wanting me to be part of his internet war with Cow Poly. Good thing my instincts were correct about the guy having a few screws loose and I just laughed and ignored him. Probably also helped that I rarely use social media.
 
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