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“Positivity influencer”

I can’t imagine a more cucked job title. Except for maybe “therapeutic dialation coach” or “gender diversity consultant”.

The thing with Sander is… I’m never sure if it’s galaxy sized cope, or if he’s really dumb enough to think that him posting selfies in a “Sander Claus” outfit for Christmas is a career.
 
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Bluefeet said:
Huh, no revenue information. Maybe pitchbook will have it.
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Nope, no money there. Well, surely this means Sander is hard at work on tiktok creating content to wow potential investors, and he must be generating a ton of that 19k traffic!

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Oh. Looks like none of their traffic comes from tiktok. That makes sense, as I wasn't able to find any promotional tiktoks in the first place. It's almost like checkin is a vanity fluff project for rich kids to sit on and pretend they're making a difference.
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I wonder how much he's getting from this.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
In theory, Sander should be making marketing strategies for checking.

But I haven't yet seen one.
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I did an overview of the website ui about a year ago, and as far as I can tell there haven't been any changes since then. The website still isn't even responsive. (Honestly, it's worse now. The sign up button is gone and it's more confusing now)

They've got 2 LA based venture capital investors, Bloomberg BETA, and LAUNCH Fund. They've also supposedly got a team of 9 employees. It does not take 9 employees to not update the website and post 1 Instagram video per month.

This has to be some sort of weird tax scheme.
 
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Howslans said:
A little of column A, a little of column B.
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I think, deep down, he knows. He knows he isn't very smart, that he has no marketable skills nor the drive to gain new ones. His fleeting brush with fame is all he has, but he knows that rests on Jazz's shoulders, and the facade of the pretty-picture happy trans family is cracking. He can see the one thing that gives him any relevance is imploding, and his fate is wholly outside of his control.

If you compare him to Griffin, you can see how much the stress has aged him. He's doing the only thing he can, which is cling harder to the fantasy.
 
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Bluefeet said:
We've been seeing a lot of bragging when it comes to Sander's job as 'head of growth' for checkin, so I got curious and went to see for myself what he's been up to.
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He's going by Jennings, no suprise there. Let's take a look at checkin.cc's stats.
https://www.similarweb.com/website/checkin.cc/#overview

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Those stats aren't too bad. Visit duration is a bit low for this kind of website, but averaging 19k views per month isn't to shabby. Surely they're making some moolah with ad revenue, maybe a subscription package...
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Huh, no revenue information. Maybe pitchbook will have it.
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Nope, no money there. Well, surely this means Sander is hard at work on tiktok creating content to wow potential investors, and he must be generating a ton of that 19k traffic!

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Oh. Looks like none of their traffic comes from tiktok. That makes sense, as I wasn't able to find any promotional tiktoks in the first place. It's almost like checkin is a vanity fluff project for rich kids to sit on and pretend they're making a difference.
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"Don't Stand By Anally"?
 
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Bluefeet said:
I did an overview of the website ui about a year ago, and as far as I can tell there haven't been any changes since then. The website still isn't even responsive. (Honestly, it's worse now. The sign up button is gone and it's more confusing now)

They've got 2 LA based venture capital investors, Bloomberg BETA, and LAUNCH Fund. They've also supposedly got a team of 9 employees. It does not take 9 employees to not update the website and post 1 Instagram video per month.

This has to be some sort of weird tax scheme.
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Nah just a failed seed round startup. They are at the phase where they don't have real salaries. The employee count is likely the founders + "celebrity" influencers like sander. The amount they raised is likely in the low 6 digits. They don't have money to pay for sander and likely he has some sort of revenue split deal lol.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Nah just a failed seed round startup. They are at the phase where they don't have real salaries. The employee count is likely the founders + "celebrity" influencers like sander. The amount they raised is likely in the low 6 digits. They don't have money to pay for sander and likely he has some sort of revenue split deal lol.
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Makes sense. What strikes me is that a social media platform for support groups is not a bad idea. For current year politics, it's fucking brilliant. If even one person had the drive to make it a success they could have raked in money. The government loves to throw money at feel-good projects like this, not to mention corporate money and the troon lobby.

Everything about it was just so half-assed. It's really pathetic.
 
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I AM SO HAPPY!!!

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“So DESPERATELY happy! You’ve never been happy like this before! See my smile? See how wide it is?! ECSTATIC!
So happy my eyes are tearing up!
You’ve never been happy like this!”

Btw: Fucking LOL at that influencer label that Sander is so happy to pretend to be.

Protip: If you only have views because you’re adjacent to a freak show, you’re not an “influencer”. I sure as heck have never heard Sander described as one by anyone but himself.
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So beautiful. Sander looks like Fran Drescher.

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Law said:
But anytime I look at him, I feel sad?

Sander's girlfriend is totally fine. That poor girl does not deserve Jeanette as a mother-in-law so I hope she runs.
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Sander’s GF has some unresolved trauma from losing her mom at 15-16, and major self esteem issues.

She’s the type who turns to social media and exercise to fill the bottomless hole in her soul, and Jeanette is the absolutely last person she should ever meet.

A real narc like Jeanette has an almost instinctual sense of peoples weaknesses, and will immediately hone in on the lack of a maternal figure and love bomb her.

(Even Sander will get a little sunshine, at least for a while, for bringing her home, but will very quickly find that mommy’s love is fickle indeed.)
 
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Bluefeet said:
Ah, that makes sense. I think it's more common for women to make a judgment about personality from someone's look. Her look says to me 'I'm probably somewhat annoying'..
Sanders look says 'does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

I mean just look at this, this is tragic:

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"If only you knew how bad things truly are . . . "
 
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Just three Harvard (((guys))). Happy birthday Sander, you don't look a day over 45!
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You see this pic and you could say this is Jazz rubbing his "success" on his brothers' noses because they both went to "mediocre" colleges... but then we all know Jazz's "success" is superficial. But is good enough for ultimate Jewish mother Jeanette.
 
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