Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bepis]

So for those of you still watching. does nick follow a schedule? does he have a day off like say no stream on X day so he can sleep it off molest his wife and just have routine?

Fuck no. It's one of the things that's pissed me off for ages. He's extremely inconsistent about even announcing if there's going to be a show that night, and then acts like "Uh what do you mean? I stream every night at the same time?" Yeah except when you don't and just don't say anything about it until 30 minutes before it's supposed to start.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

From lolyer to lolcow. Anime: not even once.

 

[Tackleberry]

From lolyer to lolcow. Anime: not even once.

I watched DBZ some years ago; is it too late for me?

 

[Garth]

I watched DBZ some years ago; is it too late for me?

Yes.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

According to Socialblade at this rate the lolyer is going to soon be overtaken in views and subscribers by a plane spotting channel based out of KLAX. I doubt the rumble deals/locals paypigs will be able to cover the soon to be large earnings delta. All bets are off when the contract is over and rumble doesn't renew. Would you look at that a wholesome channel being wholesome does pay dividends.
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Am planespotter. I approve. Give me my puzzle pieces.

 

[huecoffs02]

Fuck no. It's one of the things that's pissed me off for ages. He's extremely inconsistent about even announcing if there's going to be a show that night, and then acts like "Uh what do you mean? I stream every night at the same time?" Yeah except when you don't and just don't say anything about it until 30 minutes before it's supposed to start.

"You fucking incel prude, you are probably waiting for the show while a tranny is putting two fingers up your ass all the way up, that is not gonna make a show happen I hope you know that. "

But yeah he would probably say that it's not a big deal because he did give a heads up and since it is not a problem for him it shouldn't be a problem for anyone.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I watched DBZ some years ago; is it too late for me?

Since you have confessed your sins I think you are ok. Please do not reoffend.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I watched DBZ some years ago; is it too late for me?

Sorry mate. It starts with DBZ, but eventually it just won't scratch the itch and you will move on to Yu Yu Hakusho, where girl dick is softly introduced. A few seasons of that and again it won't be enough. Once you start mainlining entire seasons of Naruto you are pretty much toast.

 

[Boopims]

I watched DBZ some years ago; is it too late for me?

Im sorry, its too late…. you’re mexican now…

 

[Anticipointment]

Re: comments about how much Nick has fucked his income, this is indeed a strange path for a self proclaimed “grifter” to be on.

He’s complained many times about people telling him that if he only did this or that he could be like so-&-so who is making the big bucks & he always defiantly says good for them but that could never be him bc he needs to stay true to his authentic self (which one? “old” or “new” Nick? lol) & can only do what he wants, how he wants to do it or he’d rather be dead, etc.

This comes across like he thinks he’s too good to work like a normal person & is too special to function in any sort of professional capacity. Nobody is saying he shouldn’t be entertaining or funny but damn, lawsplain the content, don’t be it.

Also, how is it that a married, father of five, doesn’t like money?!
I know there is supposed to be family money coming his way but regardless, his standard of living isn’t sustainable at the rate he is going. Did he think about these things before YouTube? Would he have said “This is boring, I’m out” & abandoned his family?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Would he have said “This is boring, I’m out” & abandoned his family?

Rekieta is a weak cowardly girlyman. They never have the guts to do things like nope out of a never-should-have marriage. It would also mean admitting he was wrong and this pathetic little narcissistic dweeb never does that either.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

He’s complained many times about people telling him that if he only did this or that he could be like so-&-so who is making the big bucks & he always defiantly says good for them but that could never be him bc he needs to stay true to his authentic self (which one? “old” or “new” Nick? lol) & can only do what he wants, how he wants to do it or he’d rather be dead, etc.

Someone already mentioned how people in this thread both told Nick to start branching into other platforms and predicted his banning before it happened.

NOTE: If you click through to this post from August and scroll above it, it appears that in the hours and days leading up to that post the very helpful resident business experts from this thread were posting very helpful advice about how Nick should have been spending his time, because the experts resident here correctly predicted he was probably going to get banned from YT soon.

We know he reads the thread and he's hellbent on ignoring good advice.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

you will move on to Yu Yu Hakusho, where girl dick is softly introduced.

Wait what? Granted I was in my early teens, but the only thing I remember is the slugfest fistfight with the electrified knives as out of bounds lines.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Wait what? Granted I was in my early teens, but the only thing I remember is the slugfest fistfight with the electrified knives as out of bounds lines.

Also, Kurama is incredibly sus

 

[feral cat #6385]

We have an anime containment board for a reason. Go be weebs someplace else.

 

[Not Who You Think]

This comes across like he thinks he’s too good to work like a normal person & is too special to function in any sort of professional capacity. Nobody is saying he shouldn’t be entertaining or funny but damn, lawsplain the content, don’t be it.

Also, how is it that a married, father of five, doesn’t like money?!

It's a question of values and priorities. Possible that Nick hates work more than he likes money, and that he would rather make mistakes than take free advice. Both cases make him out to be a lazy, petty, spiteful person. So yeah, sounds like the Nick we've come to know.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's a question of values and priorities. Possible that Nick hates work more than he likes money, and that he would rather make mistakes than take free advice. Both cases make him out to be a lazy, petty, spiteful person. So yeah, sounds like the Nick we've come to know.

Doesn't help that Nick has always been at war with Eurasia the farms. What, you gonna dispute that? He's gonna Cynthia you!

 

[Cynthia Behave]

The real issue is revenue source (as someone else mentioned) when he loses the contract, where does he make it up? The Karen squad seem mostly tapped at 5 USD per month.

Also consider that he has lost (or will lose) most of the 5k paying subs. He used to have 600+ in the LOCALS chat, and he only peaks at 300 when he is LIVE. Normally it hovers between 50-75.

I'll send you my spreadsheet.

Yeah, he's only gotten to 550 (on 2/22 - Vegas) on Locals in the past 4 weeks. That act might be a Locals glitch bc it's such an anomaly...

BUT people WERE hungry to hear from him and, notably, he didn't go to 'subscribers only'. It's probably a real number.

Anyway, it hovers around 55 people during downtimes, sometimes as low as 13, and most of his most engaging members are rarely there (as much). Poor Cookie is there talking to herself half the time. That's a HUGE decline from, say, 4-5 months ago.

The question is: Will his cult unsubscribe? A lot of them don't have a lot of money and have found their people on Discord, etc. Maybe? I dunno.

Finally, you and I will disagree: I don't think his contract is in jeopardy. Rumble/Locals is focused on other things.

Edit: Clarified his Vegas Locals stream.

Possible that Nick hates work more than he likes money, and that he would rather make mistakes than take free advice. Both cases make him out to be a lazy, petty, spiteful person.

Yep.

So, Nick has low-level contempt for his following. He KNOWS that they're largely losers, incels, and/or lost humans. He's said that to people privately. Hell, he's said it publicly.

With a contract, I believe he just thinks he can grift on the normie fanbase who will watch out of habit + the cultists who will subscribe to him. No homework necessary.

He might be correct.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

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That last frame of the video, perfect.

Edit: Lest we forget, this is the man who inflated his balls during a show for content. When you can see etched on his face that he thinks the balldo is embarrassing, you KNOW you've taken it too far.

I didn't realize Dick is balding so much. Did you photo shop that shit?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I didn't realize Dick is balding so much. Did you photo shop that shit?

mofucka got an 8 head.