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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph just likes to cherry pick posts from the website and wave them in front of his paypigs. TRUE Ralphamales want Ralph to live forever because he's a big funny goofball. I'm sure he lumps the people that say, "Ralph is going to die" in with people that say, "I want Ralph to die".

This kind of clarification is important because although I think Ralph will likely keel over sooner rather than later, it's not something I look forward to. The fact that there is a chance that there will be a video of a man dying on a livestream with a screaming baby in the background is kind of disturbing. The only funny result will be the enormous shitstorm of infighting that will happen once he leaves a big gunt filled hole in the sektur and everyone's hearts. It'll be a sad day when, "I wish Ralph was around to see this" becomes a common phrase on the farms.
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Nah he's sending porn to kids now at this point I want him to die regardless of content, thankfully no wish required since he's degrading faster than milk
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
He screen caps this because heā€™s trying to ignore the photo Pantsu posted of their poor dirty child in filthy ass clothing, standing in the grimy ass rental with cheap mismatched chairs, earlier today. It was fucking gross.

Pantsu canā€™t even manage third world hygiene standards with running water.
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lol. i think someone might have struck a nerve ...

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MeltyTW said:
I love that he's so low for wins that the fact he's an inconvenience to him is a win because some people are irritated that he exists. Most people are above aiming to be a tick on people's asses but of course shit eater ralph can never be out lowed even by a blood sucking anal parasite.

What baffles me is we can bully him into changing on pretty much anything except this retarded idea and drugs. At this point I assume it's pure cope and he's just scared looking for reasons not to take a gun to his own head out of pure bitchmade cowardice and this is all he could come up with
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Sadly we canā€™t ever bully him into keeping himself, his child or rental units clean. White trash only knows living in filth, trash and grime.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Sadly we canā€™t ever bully him into keeping himself, his child or rental units clean. White trash only knows living in filth, trash and grime.
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I wish I, and presumably everyone else here, wasn't too poor and lame to buy multiple Roombas and show them off on stream. Damn, that would really own everyone if Ralph were to buy some. Oh well!
 
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Polyboros2 said:
It's why he's idolizing Hunter S Thompson, it's why he's representing himself pro se, living on Mexico, traveling so much in the last year. This is him burning everything he can on the way out.
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Hunter might have been a massive degenerate, drug-abusing, boozing, violent hillbilly jackass. However, what Hunter wannabes don't seem to understand is that just because you too are a massive degenerate, drug-abusing, boozing, violent hillbilly jackass, you still aren't and will never be Hunter S. Thompson.
 
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AnOminous said:
Hunter might have been a massive degenerate, drug-abusing, boozing, violent hillbilly jackass. However, what Hunter wannabes don't seem to understand is that just because you too are a massive degenerate, drug-abusing, boozing, violent hillbilly jackass, you still aren't and will never be Hunter S. Thompson.
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You could make an entire thread in Community Watch for wannabe gonzo journalists.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Think that Rozy will get some clean clothes for the service? Or at least a bath???
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Iā€™ve seen children in homes in South Asia without running water have cleaner kids than Rozy. The filth on those legs didnā€™t happen from 5 mins on the floor; itā€™s neglect. I think the socks on Rozy were pink once, a long time ago.

Makes sense Ralph wouldnā€™t notice; he probably hasnā€™t seen his own legs in a decade.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Think that Rozy will get some clean clothes for the service? Or at least a bath???
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Service? The second Ralph dies, May will be on a plane to mooch off her father. If Ralph is lucky she'll call the Mexican police so Ralph can be given a pauper's grave courtesy of the great state of the Yucatan before he rots into his gamer chair like his daddeh.
 
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