Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

@AltisticRight
WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN' NIGGA?

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

<2022-10-15T00:53:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: hey kiddo
<2022-10-15T00:53:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: how are you
<2022-10-15T01:00:51.000Z> Ariel1355@poa.st: Good, bullying people on chudbuds lol I’m a lot more active on there. How about you?
<2022-10-15T01:01:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im well
<2022-10-15T01:01:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i assume you saw my magic at the end of last week?
<2022-10-15T02:51:40.000Z> Ariel1355@poa.st: No, what happened? Lol
<2022-10-15T02:52:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: I dropped the dox on Ralphs biggest jannie and mod in his chat named Adolwulf

Holy shit you couldn't parody this conversation if you tried. He really thought effortposting on the farms was gonna get score him some teenage pussy. Unimaginably pathetic.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Sic Semper Jannius

Christorian X was also not banned, he just abandoned his account bro. Try it with someone actually banned.

 

[Sprate Header]

Christorian X was also not banned, he just abandoned his account bro.

(I know, I'm saying they both went out the same way)

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

(I know, I'm saying they both went out the same way)

Damn kiddo, you got me. You're very mature for your age.

 

[Everything]

Damn kiddo, you got me. You're very mature for your age.

haha whats you fedi? so we can discuss ralph in private?

 

[Butwhythough2]

It's time we sepperate the wheat from the chaff. No more, christoianxs, kinochets, and other retards going gay ops. Because they make us look bad. I just like to laugh at Ralph when he drunkenly calls for Daddy Jim to call him. Can a nigga get a moment to laugh at retards without other retards trying to do gay ops

 

[Loomer the Bully]

Is there something to gain from deleting your profile picture when you do stupid bullshit on the site and try to "leave"? Like, it's the fifth time this happened just this year.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

RIP @AltisticRight I'll pour one out and do some math homework in your memory my nigga.

 

[Sneksual Healing]

Yeah you're right.

Bro, wtf.
Who remotely gives a shit what spergs say?
Just make another account to engage with the forum from and do your mod stuff from your main.
You didn't step down after being implicated in the swatting of a congressbitch but "boohoo, retards took a shitpost out of context" is what's making you pack it in?
Major Ralphamale victory here

 

[African Jungle Nigger]

It even uses the "haha"

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This. As soon as I saw “haha” even once I thought of the meme. Then I realized he actually talks like this.

 

[BasedGypo]

Holy shit you couldn't parody this conversation if you tried. He really thought effortposting on the farms was gonna get score him some teenage pussy. Unimaginably pathetic.

>older than ralph
>chatting up girl younger than faith

 

[Avante Tard]

It's time we sepperate the wheat from the chaff. No more, christoianxs, kinochets, and other retards going gay ops. Because they make us look bad. I just like to laugh at Ralph when he drunkenly calls for Daddy Jim to call him. Can a nigga get a moment to laugh at retards without other retards trying to do gay ops

I generally dislike the possessive attitude people have about lolcows.

Whether it's gay-ops from people dumb enough to enter the sektur proper or Kiwis trying to decide how things play out or who's allowed to participate, I find it gay.

If you want to laugh just at Ralph, just go watch the Killstream. There's hundreds of hours of Just Ralph™ you've been missing out on.

But no one does that, because Ralph is boring as shit outside of his monthly meltdowns and the 2 or 3 funny sentences he says out of his 12 hour streams.

Without the weens, a-logs and Gunt guards, what even is there? A drunken wigger passed out on camera while ooga booga beats blare in the background.

Ralph's world is very similar to rasslin in a lot of ways. There's heros to cheer on, there's villains to boo and at this point Ralph is more the arena than a rassler and I'm fine with that because holy shit does his show suck ass when he's left to his own devices.

Be an audience member and enjoy the entire show for what it is. He's not your personal retard and Josh's rules about keeping your hands inside the ride are only relevant here on the forum.

If someone leaps out of the audience and goes to get their shit wrecked in the ring that's mighty fine entertainment and we can play kick the autistic when they come crawling back to their seat.

 

[Truly Rural]

AR is unabortable. Survived multiple assassination attempts AND a suicide attempt. I hope his next profile pic reflects that fact.

 

[Mango Cobra]

I hope AR is just taking a break from discourse for a few days and not actually abandoning us.
Unless he comes back as "AltisticLeft", then that'll be fine.

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

I feel like I missed out on a lot of shit, is AR retiring or not? Also a shame the pit viper guy was christorianX this whole time.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I generally dislike the possessive attitude people have about lolcows.

Whether it's gay-ops from people dumb enough to enter the sektur proper or Kiwis trying to decide how things play out or who's allowed to participate, I find it gay.

If you want to laugh just at Ralph, just go watch the Killstream. There's hundreds of hours of Just Ralph™ you've been missing out on.

But no one does that, because Ralph is boring as shit outside of his monthly meltdowns and the 2 or 3 funny sentences he says out of his 12 hour streams.

Without the weens, a-logs and Gunt guards, what even is there? A drunken wigger passed out on camera while ooga booga beats blare in the background.

Ralph's world is very similar to rasslin in a lot of ways. There's heros to cheer on, there's villains to boo and at this point Ralph is more the arena than a rassler and I'm fine with that because holy shit does his show suck ass when he's left to his own devices.

Be an audience member and enjoy the entire show for what it is. He's not your personal retard and Josh's rules about keeping your hands inside the ride are only relevant here on the forum.

If someone leaps out of the audience and goes to get their shit wrecked in the ring that's mighty fine entertainment and we can play kick the autistic when they come crawling back to their seat.

I'm not tuning in at cozy.gov its a honeypot. I like the person who restreams it. I never claimed Ralph was my pet retard. I do abide by the rules. I watch ralph and use sneed chat to make fun of him. That's all I do.

 

[LurkTrawl]

@AltisticRight What I want to know is why were you even in his DMs? Especially if you knew he’s CX from day 1. The “finding swatters” is either a weak excuse or you just lapse judgement completely. It’s like confiding in the downs kid for math notes. Why even assume a retard knows anything? That’s not even with the history of gay opping, so not only are these people retards they are lying retards.

Because he went from moderating and viewing content to wanting to be a part of the content same as the rest of these cocksuckers.

I wonder how many non-KF accounts he has made with the name "AltisticRight".

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I suggest you take that mouse in your pocket and make like Richard Gere with it.

 

[Avante Tard]

I'm not tuning in at cozy.gov its a honeypot. I like the person who restreams it. I never claimed Ralph was my pet retard. I do abide by the rules. I watch ralph and use sneed chat to make fun of him. That's all I do.

Then how is your experience remotely impacted by a-logs doing dumb shit to the point you feel they need to be culled?

Because he went from moderating and viewing content to wanting to be a part of the content same as the rest of these cocksuckers.

I wonder how many non-KF accounts he has made with the name "AltisticRight".

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>immediately checks muh joined date
I made an account on the 21st, great detective work.

>nuuu, he cow tipped and didn't follow daddy Jershes rules Sacred Commandments That Must Be Followed At All Times, Especially Off Site

This sort of pearl clutching is only exhibited by gay autistic followers and gay-op niggers trying to rally gay autistic followers around a target they don't like.

Regardless of your crocodile tears and pearl clutching, it looks like he's made a Gab but has not used it anywhere else

 

[TherapyMan]

If someone leaps out of the audience and goes to get their shit wrecked in the ring that's mighty fine entertainment and we can play kick the autistic when they come crawling back to their seat.

Weens aren't funny or entertaining and actively go out of their way to shit up the forum with their fake and gay antics. It's unsurprising and unremarkable that nobody likes these losers.