Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

Frozen Fishsticks said:
Barbara is another person like you or me.

And that means she's deserving of the same understanding like anyone else.

Rather than condemn her, we need to acknowledge she possesses qualities that are good and bad.

Both flaws and virtues are present in everyone and we need to reexamine Barb's.
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Indeed, Barb is deserving of the same understanding.

On one hand, that means acknowledging that she herself, by all indication, didn't have the finest upbringing and, assuming a mood or personality disorder, likely had no access to resources that could've helped her, either due to financial or cultural issues. In short, it means acknowledging the things she can't help. However, like many other subjects on these forums, that still leaves a lot of things she totally can help.

The problem isn't that we don't acknowledge or understand. The problem is that we do.
 
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Sarcastic Username said:
Chris's IQ is probably in the 90s. Not super-dumb, but below average.

Remember, he couldn't reliably beat kids playing Pokemon when we was a grown man.
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This is what people need to remember, despite him being into Pokemon, vidya and assorted things, he sucked at all them.

I had always thought his autism gave him some special vidya powers, but after watching the "Five Dollar Play" with Uncharted, he's as bad as that as most things he does.

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When Barb finally kicks the bucket, will Chris even call the authorities? I could see him waiting a few days, trying to process/e-beg with her dead corpse as a prop.
 
Ol'_Slag said:
When Barb finally kicks the bucket, will Chris even call the authorities? I could see him waiting a few days, trying to process/e-beg with her dead corpse as a prop.
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I could see him just leaving her body there and collecting her Social Security for years. Everyone hates her so much nobody would even notice she was gone.
 
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AnOminous said:
I could see him just leaving her body there and collecting her Social Security for years. Everyone hates her so much nobody would even notice she was gone.
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I wondered if it was possible to make some kind of poll or some kind of betting system for how long Chris can go after his moms death before ebegging for the funeral?I think three days.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This is what people need to remember, despite him being into Pokemon, vidya and assorted things, he sucked at all them.

I had always thought his autism gave him some special vidya powers, but after watching the "Five Dollar Play" with Uncharted, he's as bad as that as most things he does.

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There were people who hoped someone would donate the PS4 to him because they thought Chris streaming would be fun. :story:
 
AnOminous said:
I could see him just leaving her body there and collecting her Social Security for years. Everyone hates her so much nobody would even notice she was gone.
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I think it's more likely he would call who he needed to and have her body taken away in the appropriate manner, her death being properly recorded by all the relevant authorities.

And then he would contact the social security office and tell them that Barb was still around, please keep sending her checks like you always do, thank you.

And then he would casually state without secrecy that he was smart because the social security office was still giving him her money even though they should have stopped.

And both of those attempts at communication would be on his youtube channel. Probably within a day of each other.
 
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If Barb dies, Chris will get to choose whether to keep his current SSDI benefits or 75% of Bob's benefit assuming Barb assumed that benefit upon his death.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Maybe he won't even need the tugboat anymore. Waterman can just pay all his bills for him.
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Waterman has a sick obsession with Chris that makes me think it's a little more than infatuation. I could easily picture him watching over Chris while he sleeps keeping his face mere inches above his.

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Maybe we'll get lucky and Barb and Chris die in some bizarre suicide pact. Like, they decide the world is too wicked because the bills keep piling up, all their pets run away, and bananas become scarce. Carbon monoxide poisoning, maybe? Chris runs a hose from Son-Chu's exhaust into the car with himself and Barb holding hands and humming, "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot." Neighbors won't discover them until they notice all the packages of Transformers and Legos from Ebay piling up at the front door and left unopened.
 
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Fatty will be better off without Blorb but like all personal growth it won't come easy or without pain.

He will cry, he will be lonely but after the pain passes Fatty won't have that millstone around his neck.

The only thing holding him back from being happy will be himself then so...


...yah he's fucked.
 
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